The Curse of Nordic Cove [Download]

2.9 out of 5 stars 13 customer reviews
Rated: Mature
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  • Indie game that  provides a fresh perspective in gaming.
  • Scoring and multiple difficulty levels provide replay value

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Platform: PC Download

It all started in Nordic Cove, a small hamlet in the fictional state we all know today as “New York”. Once called New Hamburgerstand in the early A.D. years, it flourished with fur trades and Bacon Cheeseburgers.  It was also home to the gravesite of a crusty, sorcerous, evil-naughty-person; the Viking warlord “Helfdane the Terrible!” Helfdane’s tyranny of the New Land was halted during these very rough times due to bad planning, and terrible hygiene.

Today, Bacon Cheeseburgers are still at an all-time high, and New North America is on the verge of being historically “inconvenienced” in the face. An archaeologist cork-sniffer named Dr. Howard Bre, and his lovely assistant, Kayte Sparo have disturbed this ancient gravesite. Thus, fulfilling a curse which reanimated Helfdane and his minions to rip the life force from beings starting with Nordic Cove! Gross!

Kayte’s boyfriend, Paulie Chops, must find the help he needs to turn this around, stat! This is their date night after all. Alright! YOU deal with that Helfdane thing. We’re getting Bacon Cheeseburgers and staying warm. We’ll be cheering for you!


System Requirements
  Minimum Specifications:
OS: PC - Win 7, Vista and XP
Processor: 2.66 GHz Intel Core2 Duo E8200 or 2.66 GHz AMD Athlon II X4 620
RAM: 2 GB
Hard Drive: 2 GB
Video Card: AMD Radeon HD 4850 / 5000 / 6000 / 7000 series NVIDIA GeForce 8800 GT / 9 / 200 / 400 / 500 / 600 series
Additional Info: Unknown

Product Information

Platform:PC Download
ASIN B00C1O3DRU
Release date March 26, 2013
Customer Reviews
2.9 out of 5 stars 13 customer reviews

2.9 out of 5 stars
Best Sellers Rank #21,616 in videogames
#1,179 in Video Games > PC Games > Digital Games & DLC
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#2,624 in Video Games > PC Games > PC Games
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Apparently there is a bug with the installer, InstallAnywhere I believe is the installer used, that fails to install the game with the message "could not find a valid java virtual machine to load" you have been warned,
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A total waste of my time and energy. Worst game ever.
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Rogue like addicting game. Can be frustrating but that's on purpose. Definitely worth the cheap asking price. Down with the rebels!
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By Holden on September 4, 2013
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Very very very odd game. has its niche and if you are someone who likes games like this then i recommend buying it
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This game wasn't what I expected, the language left a lot to be desired, definitely not for kids to play.
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By Bearzor on June 29, 2013
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Haven't even played it. Amazon just keeps spamming me to review it so here it is. It was a good deal because it came free with some indie games bundle.
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... but in this case some should not. I had a nice streak of buying indie games and loving them, but this one right here is mistake number one (and I didn't even purchase it [it came free from "something" I bought on amazon]). Don't even bother with installation, as the sketchy installer leaves thoughts of malware and spyware on my mind.
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