I'm a software developer in Delaware who reads and writes fantasy to help me escape from the fact that I'm a software developer in Delaware. My hobbies include trying to keep my wife happy, trying to keep my kids out of trouble, spending far too much time online, and looking at pictures of expensive sportscars I probably wouldn't buy even if I could afford them. I'm a geek, a skeptic, and an optimistic cynic. If don't get to swim in the ocean at least once a summer, I will explode by late November, leaving behind a smoking, vaguely coffee-scented crater.
I try to laugh as loudly and as often as possible.