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DSE Lady Anti-Monkey Butt Powder, 6 Ounce
- Calamine powder relieves itching and soothes irritated skin
- The only powder to combine cornstarch and calamine powder
- Patented micro-particle polymer enhances the soft silky feel of the product
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Scent Name: Lady
Cornstarch, calamine powder, tricalcium phosphate, patented microparticle polymer, fragrance.
Indoors or outdoors, work or play - or on occasions when you sit on your butt all day - don't let your buns get red. Use Lady Anti Monkey Butt instead.
Top Customer Reviews
I jump, ride dressage, barrel race, show competitive trail, the whole nine yards and my prosthesis rubs and tears at my skin at times. It can get very painful, specially at the posting trot and holding a two point for cross country! I would get off the horse with horrible sores and not be able to walk properly for a while, sometimes I would even miss lessons.
I got this product for christmas and its worked like a dream. I have less and less sores from riding and I can now ride longer. Its great because I can fully enjoy my lessons now. When I begin to get active in more sports I will continue to use this stuff.
Even if you're able bodied, this would probably work great. No saddle sores, and no stirrup leather rubbing.
I highly recommend this product!!
I personally hate powder of all kinds. The stuff gets everywhere... but that's just me. The wife says "give it five stars," and I say "yes, dear" and give it five stars. Happy wife, happy life. Five stars it is.
During warm (particularly warm and humid) weather, most women can benefit from keeping the bra-line and the groin (at the leg folds) fresh and dry. This powder is a great solution. Interestingly enough, it was suggested to me by Amazon when I last purchased, Simone Chickenbone Chicken Poop Lip Junk, as it appeared in the, "Customers Who Viewed This Item Also Viewed," section. I was aghast, really, because the first time that I discovered this Anti-Monkey Butt Powder, I was also buying Chicken Poop Lip Junk. This is kismet, I thought.
I usually buy all of my toiletry items at a particular Brick&Mortar store, mostly because the store carries authentic high end salon products at deeply discounted prices. When I was last there (walking around with a tube of Chicken Poop Lip Junk in my basket), I was looking for some plain baby powder, but wanted the corn starch variety.Read more ›
Oh, how I have suff'ah'd! I have used talc, that mediciney gold bottle, ice, etc. The raw rubbed oozing locations from before are no more.
This is the sweet lady-like (light) smell to my dreams. I have always loved calamine lotion, wished for pinkish talc, and desired the smooth "swish swish" of my legs. There are other unmentionable locations that I use this wonderful powdery potion.
If you are even thinking of purchasing this and wonder if you will get the results you want then I would say TRY IT - seriously, I would be surprised if you didn't get great results. The other reviews were swaying me but it was the FREE SHIPPING that finally hooked me. Gosh, this is now going to be my one and only!
TWO Anti-Monkey Butt Lady Anti Friction Powder with Calamine Up for me!!
P.S. - a smaller TRIAL SIZE would be a great NEXT PRODUCT!!!
I have suffered for YEARS from acne, and I have tried everything from medicated powders, Proactive, washing my makeup brushes weekly, even wearing NO makeup did NOTHING FOR IT.
One day, I realized I was out of my normal face powder, and out of desperation, I started dusting on Lady Monkey Butt powder. It goes on of course SUPER PALE, but in as little as 20 minutes, any semblance of powder disappeared and my true complexion is all that came through.
It also solved another major issue; oiliness. I have always had oily skin, probably made worse by my daily attacks with chemicals and lotions to control the acne. The natural ingredients (very very fine cornstarch) and calamine powder (zinc oxide) are what my skin needed. The calamine powder reduces inflammation, and it actively kills bacteria and supports the skins immunity. The corn starch works as an amazing oil adsorbent, and I rarely have to re-apply any more powder.
Remember to wash your face nightly though if you use this method! Never go to bed with makeup on, and always change your pillow covers weekly, wash your makeup brushes just as often.
Most Recent Customer Reviews
Love this stuff!! Helps keep you cool and dry when working out!Published 1 month ago by Courtney Moore
Love, love, love this product! It is perfect for those of us with larger breasts and tummies that hang over. Generous application after bathing keeps those areas dry and odor free.Published 1 month ago by PJ
I have been using the Lady's Monkey Butt powder for a couple of years now and Monkey Butt it is the only one I will purchase now. Read morePublished 2 months ago by AZSophie
This has definitely been a lifesaver since I'm a more heavy-chested woman. I always had the issue of my bra causing chafing but no longer after I've been using this product. Read morePublished 4 months ago by Krista S.
a MUST if you're a hiker. Especially in warmer weather. Nobody likes a case of Swamp Butt.Published 4 months ago by Nobody Girl
My wife loves this powder she can not live without it in the summer months of Georgia.Published 4 months ago by Amazon Customer