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DSE Lady Anti-Monkey Butt Powder, 6 Ounce

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4.6 out of 5 stars 58 customer reviews
About the Product
  • Calamine powder relieves itching and soothes irritated skin
  • The only powder to combine cornstarch and calamine powder
  • Patented micro-particle polymer enhances the soft silky feel of the product

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Product Description

Scent Name: Lady

DSE lady anti-monkey butt powder.

Product Details

Scent Name: Lady
  • Product Dimensions: 3.9 x 3.5 x 3.5 inches ; 8 ounces
  • Shipping Weight: 8 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Domestic Shipping: Currently, item can be shipped only within the U.S. and to APO/FPO addresses. For APO/FPO shipments, please check with the manufacturer regarding warranty and support issues.
  • International Shipping: This item is not eligible for international shipping. Learn More
  • ASIN: B0027JYB4I
  • UPC: 889411000188
  • Item model number: 07018
  • Average Customer Review: 4.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (58 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #42,028 in Beauty (See Top 100 in Beauty)

Important Information

Ingredients
Cornstarch, calamine powder, tricalcium phosphate, patented microparticle polymer, fragrance.

Directions
Indoors or outdoors, work or play - or on occasions when you sit on your butt all day - don't let your buns get red. Use Lady Anti Monkey Butt instead.

Customer Questions & Answers

Customer Reviews

Top Customer Reviews

Scent Name: Lady
As a disabled equestrian who rides with a prosthetic leg, you should take it from me that this stuff really works.

I jump, ride dressage, barrel race, show competitive trail, the whole nine yards and my prosthesis rubs and tears at my skin at times. It can get very painful, specially at the posting trot and holding a two point for cross country! I would get off the horse with horrible sores and not be able to walk properly for a while, sometimes I would even miss lessons.

I got this product for christmas and its worked like a dream. I have less and less sores from riding and I can now ride longer. Its great because I can fully enjoy my lessons now. When I begin to get active in more sports I will continue to use this stuff.

Even if you're able bodied, this would probably work great. No saddle sores, and no stirrup leather rubbing.

I highly recommend this product!!
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My wife was near the head of the line when God was handing out lady parts. Being amply endowed apparently has its downside though, and the hot, sticky summers of Southern Illinois cause uncomfortable sweating in all the wrong places. The wife says this stuff is the best she's tried for powdering all her various lady parts. She likes the scent, the silky feel and the way this stuff prevents irritation.

I personally hate powder of all kinds. The stuff gets everywhere... but that's just me. The wife says "give it five stars," and I say "yes, dear" and give it five stars. Happy wife, happy life. Five stars it is.
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Scent Name: Lady
What is Monkey-Butt and who wouldn't want to avoid it? I think it refers to skin irritation, usually fungal in nature, that arises from a prolonged moist state of skin, particularly in areas that don't get too much air. When I practiced Women's Health in New Orleans, I often saw, "Monkey Boobs," the same type of irritation occurring under the bra line. I most frequently recommended an antifungal cream to treat any infection present, followed by a strict regimen of powder application to prevent recurrence. That said, the butt, per se, is not necessarily the female body part most affected by this affliction, but the skin affected certainly does take on the red angry appearance of a monkey's butt!

During warm (particularly warm and humid) weather, most women can benefit from keeping the bra-line and the groin (at the leg folds) fresh and dry. This powder is a great solution. Interestingly enough, it was suggested to me by Amazon when I last purchased, Simone Chickenbone Chicken Poop Lip Junk, as it appeared in the, "Customers Who Viewed This Item Also Viewed," section. I was aghast, really, because the first time that I discovered this Anti-Monkey Butt Powder, I was also buying Chicken Poop Lip Junk. This is kismet, I thought.

I usually buy all of my toiletry items at a particular Brick&Mortar store, mostly because the store carries authentic high end salon products at deeply discounted prices. When I was last there (walking around with a tube of Chicken Poop Lip Junk in my basket), I was looking for some plain baby powder, but wanted the corn starch variety.
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I got someone else's reject. It was half used and had taped up the top. Couldn't get the tape off and when I did it was all sticky and the powder stuck to it coming out. The bottle was about 1/2 used. Wouldn't replace as I hadn't opened the bag and contacted them in 30 days. Who knew it was going to be used? Will NOT purchase from this person again!
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You know how it goes, they say if you are not those things then you can't say them...well, I'm just one out of three now - ha, ha.

Oh, how I have suff'ah'd! I have used talc, that mediciney gold bottle, ice, etc. The raw rubbed oozing locations from before are no more.

This is the sweet lady-like (light) smell to my dreams. I have always loved calamine lotion, wished for pinkish talc, and desired the smooth "swish swish" of my legs. There are other unmentionable locations that I use this wonderful powdery potion.

If you are even thinking of purchasing this and wonder if you will get the results you want then I would say TRY IT - seriously, I would be surprised if you didn't get great results. The other reviews were swaying me but it was the FREE SHIPPING that finally hooked me. Gosh, this is now going to be my one and only!

TWO Anti-Monkey Butt Lady Anti Friction Powder with Calamine Up for me!!

P.S. - a smaller TRIAL SIZE would be a great NEXT PRODUCT!!!
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Calamine powder is an amazing thing. I used it for something not typical or intended!

I have suffered for YEARS from acne, and I have tried everything from medicated powders, Proactive, washing my makeup brushes weekly, even wearing NO makeup did NOTHING FOR IT.

One day, I realized I was out of my normal face powder, and out of desperation, I started dusting on Lady Monkey Butt powder. It goes on of course SUPER PALE, but in as little as 20 minutes, any semblance of powder disappeared and my true complexion is all that came through.

It also solved another major issue; oiliness. I have always had oily skin, probably made worse by my daily attacks with chemicals and lotions to control the acne. The natural ingredients (very very fine cornstarch) and calamine powder (zinc oxide) are what my skin needed. The calamine powder reduces inflammation, and it actively kills bacteria and supports the skins immunity. The corn starch works as an amazing oil adsorbent, and I rarely have to re-apply any more powder.

Remember to wash your face nightly though if you use this method! Never go to bed with makeup on, and always change your pillow covers weekly, wash your makeup brushes just as often.
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