Datamancer The Sojourner Keyboard with 6ft length braided cloth USB cable
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- Beautiful aged brass construction.
- Handcrafted from premium materials.
- Long lasting typewriter style keys.
- Victorian steampunk weathered design.
- Cherry MX Switches and FN Media Controls
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|Are Batteries Included||No||No||No||No|
|Are Batteries Required||No||No||No||No|
|Color||Brass||Black||white||White and Gold|
|Item Dimensions||8 x 18 x 3 in||2.31 x 8.19 x 18.44 in||1.57 x 17.91 x 6.42 in||17.9 x 5.8 x 1.6 in|
|Item Weight||7 lbs||3.56 lbs||2 lbs||2 lbs|
Looking as though it has traveled the world in the backpack of an intrepid explorer, the Sojourner is crafted in polished brass, then artificially tarnished. This keyboard is reminiscent of an earlier era, when beauty and technology went hand-in-hand. Featuring a unique parchment Elizabethan typeface that befits the overall aesthetic of the keyboard.
Seller Warranty Description1 year warranty on parts and labor
Top Customer Reviews
The switches themselves are from the Apollo 11 command capsule (the lunar lander switches are extra), and each is blessed by the Machine Spirit to improve both K/D ratio and one's ability to quickscope. The buttons are hand-penned in English using a unique ink crafted from the ashes of the Library of Alexandria, and painstakingly inscribed by actual elves. Real ones, not those cheap, imitation Keebler or Santa elves you'll find making inferior products. The cable is from AudioQuest, makers of multi-thousand dollar HDMI cables, and is emblazoned with powerful runes invoking the power of the ancient god Yu-Essbee.
The pictures also fail to capture the ethereal glow and low, audible hum that can be heard even over the incessant clacking of the keys. A word of warning, however: some say lesser men cannot handle the magnitude of such eldritch power, and will be consumed by the might of this keyboard, left to roam an otherworldly plane for all time.
Now: Best purchase I have ever made. As you type you can practically feel the key move through dimensions to find the right letter. Not always the one you wanted to type, but always the right letter. In fact, I became so overwhelmed, I typed a series of books in an hour. Sadly, it turned out to just be copies of Harry Potter, with the only change being it was now about Harry Pooter. Which is odd becasue I want to write fanfic about Harry Canyon, you know, from The Heavy Metal Motion Picture.
I only gave it 4 stars, becasue whenever I create a linked list with a null error, random items disappear from my room and I miss my cat.
Now, living in the future, I cannot begin to describe to you the pain it causes me to use an "ergonomic" keyboard. While I have no idea how to type, this keyboard will at least allow me to feel comfortable with an all brass body and entirely pointless key design. You know the old saying, "When buying a keyboard: form before function."
Also, I have been looking as a way to build my credit (we didn't have credit cards in 1870). I can think of no better way to show I am worthy of credit than financing a computer keyboard.
So of course when I was looking on Amazon and found this colorful rainbow keyboard with BIG KEYS with the BIG LETTERS so I could see it better. But I decided it wasn't my style. Even after I looked at the reviews. So back to looking Amazon and found THIS! This is amazing! When I looked at the reviews, I knew I had to have it. When I did look at the price. 10 big ones eh? No problem. I called up our local bank without my wife knowing and took out a big loan. Or so I thought. They promptly denied my loan, called up my wife and told them what happened. I was promptly yelled. Stupid bank. So while I was taking a stroll around town so my wife could cool down, I saw a nice park, and within that park was a nice park bench! But of course, there was someone already there, No worries. I sat down next to them and told them my story about what happened. It was nice to talk about my problems. What I didn't know was that this man was a loan shark! Me, not quite knowing what that is. He gave me 1000 dollars for free! FREE! I KNOW RIGHT?
So after that I went to go deposit it into the bank but I thought to myself "The bank might get suspicious of this" So I went to the a new bank across town and opened a new account at it. But what was really cool is that they gave me a credit card number that was issued for my account and I was ready to go!
I quickly raced home in my clunker that I stole from my roommate back in college while he was out cold from a night of drinking. I just told him someone stole it. Anyway. I kicked down that front door, told my wife to piss off, and went into the cave. My MAN CAVE!!!! I pressed the power button on that computer so hard I think I broke it, my computer moniter turned on automatically, turned on some stupid little projection keyboard that was absolute s***e, tapped in Amazon.com, logged in, added keyboard to basket, checkout and it was suddenly on my way here!
After a couple of days I heard my wife scream bloody murder and as she opened up my package and saw that it was that stupid keyboard that I wanted. In a fit of rage, she was going to break it, I looked on in horror and anger but too frozen to do anything. She lifter her knee up in the air, took both sides of the magnificent keyboard and brought it down on her knee so fast it could have qualified for the Indy 500. But the only thing I heard was a CRACK! And the sound of her screaming, she and the keyboard fell to the ground. It took a couple of seconds to realize that the keyboard was so stronk that it shattered her knee cap but yet the keyboard didn't even take damage. I pick up the keyboard. She's yelling "I WANT A DIVORCE!" and I walked back into the man cave.
I took that little crappy projector keyboard and throw it across the room into the corner where all the other broken keyboards lie. When it hit the wall, the thing exploded into a trillion pieces. Me, not caring. I plug in the new keyboard. Ahh.. pure bliss.. The keys. So elegant. Clickity clackity clerk.
After a few days. My wife has packed up everything she owned and left with the kid. And that loan shark that I got the money from knocked on the door and said if he doesn't have the money in a few days, I'm dead. So unplugged the keyboard, opened the door, and wacked him on the head with it. Killing him right then and there. I dragged him lifeless body into the backyard, dug a hole for that fire pit that me, my wife and kid were going to enjoy. Threw him in there. Make up a little cement and poured it in. Looks good to me now.
Life has been good. So good. Very good. Magnificent..
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