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Dear Asshole: 101 Tear-Out Letters to the Morons Who Muck Up Your Life Paperback – Bargain Price, August 2, 2011

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“This book will not only have you bent over from laughter, but you end up realizing that there are a lot of annoying people in the world.”

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Tired of being the bigger person? Though it's not the most enlightened strategy, sometimes all you want is to tell a creep off with a brilliant comeback — which, inevitably, doesn't come to mind until hours later… The new book lets you eloquently vent your rage at life's annoying cast of characters, such as the "(blank) boss," the "overly competitive (blank)," the "social media-obsessed (blank)" and the "(blank) who left dirty dishes in the sink" ("P.S. It's been two weeks. Exactly how much longer does that pot need to 'soak'?")

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Jillian Madison and Michelle Madison are the creators of several pop culture websites and podcasts including FoodNetworkHumor.com, Pophangover.com, and DamnYouAutoCorrect.com, which receive over 40 million page views per month. They live in Connecticut.

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  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ Running Press; 7.3.2011 edition (August 2, 2011)
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • Paperback ‏ : ‎ 208 pages
  • ISBN-10 ‏ : ‎ 0762442867
  • ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 978-0762442867
  • Item Weight ‏ : ‎ 7.2 ounces
  • Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 0.75 x 5.25 x 7.25 inches
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    Jillian Madison is an LA-based comedy writer, author of the #1 best-selling book Dear Asshole, and creator of the original texting fails website Damn You Autocorrect.

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    Michelle Madison is an author, host, and co-creator of the Pophangover Humor Network, hub of the wildly successful Damn You Auto Correct. The Pophangover Network, including Damn You Auto Correct, has since been sold to Break Media, and Michelle is no longer involved. Her work has been featured on television with segments on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno, Tosh.0, Good Morning America, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, and The Ellen DeGeneres show in the US, as well as The Graham Norton Show in the UK. Michelle has also been a guest on air, talking tech on both Fox and CNN.

    Recently her second book, and Amazon #1 Best Seller, Dear Asshole was highlighted in the Chicago Tribune and selected by Urban Outfitters to be one of the handful they feature in stores each season. Since release, Dear Asshole has consistently been in the Top 100 Books in the entire Humor category on Amazon. Michelle and Jillian have plans to work on another book in the future whenever the inspiration hits them. Stay tuned!

    A lover of all things gaming related, Michelle is a host on the longest running independent video games show, and former Podcast Of The Year, The Video Game Outsiders, which airs live every Tuesday on the Riotcast Network. Riotcast is home to many popular entertainment shows from great comedians such as Robert Kelly, Nick Di Paolo, Jim Florentine, Sebastian Maniscalco, and more. VGO can also be downloaded on iTunes and Google Play, via their very own app in both stores.

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