Deep In The Valley (Unrated)
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The story follows two guys: one perv liquor store clerk and one straight laced fiance, as they are transported to an alternative porn world via a special porn flick booth. There are of course tons of beautiful, scantily clad ladies in this world that lead a life of washing cars in bikinis and eating whipped cream off each other. Apparently, our two characters are destined to learn about themselves in this world in order to get back to theirs. Along the way we see lots of ladies sans clothing doing all the stereotypical dumb things one would rent a B-movie skinemax film for.
The supplements contain eight interviews of cast and crew, each lasting less than a few minutes. I honestly have to say the gals interviewed much better than the guys - especially Ms. Specter and Ms. Soto. The naked commentary is a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader with a bad chest enhancement job spouting a few interesting things about the cast and filming, she pops up every few minutes throughout. Caan is a way better actor than this but admittedly after seeing his bad interview (supplement) - then portray an over the top porn actor named Rod Cannon perfectly, I see he has a solid talent (hidden at times but still there).
The video quality is good, the 5.1 is decent but really only gets used during Tracy Morgan's night club scene (music and dancing). Not that horrible, but not worthy of a recommendation either. If you are wanting to see the lead ladies disrobed it does not happen - nor with Caan but props to the props department for his "endowment".
"Brainless" is the word for it.
The story is kind of flimsy: "Two guys get transported into another universe where all the women act out porn movie scenarios. They try to use that to their advantage but something always goes wrong. They eventually make it back to the "real world"..... yadda yadda yadda.
I wasn't expecting much out of the movie to begin with, but after getting a few minutes into it I realized this wasn't going to live up to my usual low standards.
I'm not a movie snob, by any means, but after watching this once I know I won't be seeing it again. It just isn't worth a second viewing in my opinion.
The main characters, a couple of guys, are predictably gullible but never seem to really make me feel like rooting for them. I could care less about what happens to them in a universe filled with sex-hungry women.
The women are attractive, but mostly uninspiring. They're basically just fluff and nothing worth getting worked up about. In fact, even Denise Richards seems like a last minute thought for being in this film.
There are some funny moments, but most of the movie is just sort of "run of the mill".
I like B-movies, but this one was more like a "C-" or a "D".
I bought it cheap, so I'm glad I didn't spend full price for it. More than likely I'll pass this one off at a yard sale soon.
Here's the scoop. Carl and Lester are buds. Carl is way too nice and way too whipped by his girlfriend. Lester is a slacker working at a liquor store and way too into porn. A porn photo booth mysteriously appears at their place and they're magically transported to the land of porn. Carl wants out. Lester is ecstatic. The king of porn, Diamond Jim, is on hand to tell them that they can't 'just go back.' It's the adventure and experience that will get them back. Meanwhile a female S&M cop and a well endowed detective, whose speech is so steeped in slang that he is entirely unintelligible, are on the pair's tail for no real reason. They jump a series of hurtles and make it to their perspective destinations.
This is more fun than good. It pokes fun at porn movies and all their cliches. The pizza delivery boy scenario, the pool boy scenario, the cheerleader tryouts and every other imaginable set-up are on hand to lampoon. Lester is always on the verge of scoring when something bad happens to deflate the situation. Carl meets the ultimate Porn Goddess, Bambi, and the two fall for each other. She expresses to him that she's had an inkling that there might be more to the world than just sex. She starts to figure out what that is when she falls for him.
There is surprisingly little nudity in the version I saw given the premise of the movie. But, the big surprise was the cast. How is it that Chris McDonald, Denise Richards, Scott Caan and Tracy Morgan signed on for this? This is tacky by nature. And they must have eaten up most of the budget, because the sets, costumes etc. are all pretty low rent.Read more ›
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