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3.0 out of 5 starsNot for serious hippie freak infestations
Reviewed in the United States on November 23, 2011
Our area has recently been overrun by a horde of hippie freaks who want to sit peacefully in protest of the festering pool of dysfunction our country has become. I mean, I guess the Constitution gives them the right to do that and all, but if you want to get rid of them, this spray doesn't really work. I was led to believe that it made their eyes bleed, but this product did not deliver. This spray is - essentially - a food product just like pizza is a vegetable, and for the hefty price of it, I expect to see some blood. Instead, it just made their eyes water and they coughed a lot, but they didn't go anywhere. It didn't even make their arms unlink. No eye bleeding, no screams, no rioting...so disappointing.
THIS PRODUCT IS NOT EFFECTIVE IN GETTING RID OF THE PROTESTERS.
Since this pepper spray didn't disperse the hippies who were occupying my lawn, I decided to find what other uses it could serve, because it was too expensive to throw away, and I couldn't return it, as it was partially used. I did discover that if you spray it on steaks before grilling, they are eyewateringly good, and if you can overlook the hacking coughing fits, and the feeling that your lungs and throat are filled with broken glass, it tastes great, though it completely numbs your mouth. Also makes a great taco sauce.
Also, if you hold a match to the spray, you can use it as a torch so you can see the hippies at night.