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“Uttering lines that send liberals into paroxysms of rage, otherwise known as ‘citing facts,’ is the spice of life. When I see the hot spittle flying from their mouths and the veins bulging and pulsing above their eyes, well, that’s when I feel truly alive.”

So begins If Democrats Had Any Brains, They’d Be Republicans, Ann Coulter’s funniest, most devastating, and, yes, most outrageous book to date.

Coulter has become the brightest star in the conservative firmament thanks to her razor-sharp reasoning and biting wit. Of course, practically any time she opens her mouth, liberal elites denounce Ann, insisting that “She’s gone too far!” and hopefully predicting that this time it will bring a crashing end to her career.

Now you can read all the quotes that have so outraged her enemies and so delighted her legions of fans. More than just the definitive collection of Coulterisms, If Democrats Had Any Brains, They’d Be Republicans includes dozens of brand-new commentaries written by Coulter and hundreds of never-before-published quotations. This is Ann at her best, covering every topic from A to Z. Here you’ll read Coulter’s take on:

• Her politics: “As far as I’m concerned, I’m a middle-of-the-road moderate and the rest of you are crazy.”
• Hillary Clinton: “Hillary wants to be the first woman president, which would also make her the first woman in a Clinton administration to sit behind the desk in the Oval Office instead of under it.”
• The environment: “God gave us the earth. We have dominion over the plants, the animals, the trees. God said, ‘Earth is yours. Take it. Rape it. It’s yours.’”
• Religion: “It’s become increasingly difficult to distinguish the pronouncements of the Episcopal Church from the latest Madonna video.”
• Global warming: “The temperature of the planet has increased about one degree Fahrenheit in the last century. So imagine a summer afternoon when it’s 63 degrees and the next thing you know it’s . . . 64 degrees. Ahhhh!!!! Run for your lives, everybody! Women and children first!”
• Gun control: “Mass murderers apparently can’t read, since they are constantly shooting up ‘gun-free zones.’”
• Bill Clinton: “Bill Clinton’s library is the first one to ever feature an Adults Only section.”
• Illegal aliens: “I am the illegal alien of commentary. I will do the jokes that no one else will do.”

If Democrats Had Any Brains, They’d Be Republicans is a must-have for anyone who loves (or loves to hate) Ann Coulter.

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ANN COULTER is the #1 New York Times bestselling author of Godless, How to Talk to a Liberal (If You Must), Treason, Slander, and High Crimes and Misdemeanors. She is the legal correspondent for Human Events and a syndicated columnist for Universal Press Syndicate. You can read her weekly column on her website, www.anncoulter.com.

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Publisher ‏ : ‎ Crown Forum; Reprint edition (August 26, 2008)
Language ‏ : ‎ English
Paperback ‏ : ‎ 273 pages
ISBN-10 ‏ : ‎ 9780307408952
ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 978-0307408952
Item Weight ‏ : ‎ 7.5 ounces
Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 5.23 x 0.64 x 8.01 inches

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Ann Hart Coulter (/ˈkoʊltər/; born December 8, 1961) is an American conservative social and political commentator, writer, syndicated columnist, and lawyer. She frequently appears on television, radio, and as a speaker at public and private events.

Coulter rose to prominence in the 1990s as an outspoken critic of the Clinton administration. Her first book concerned the Bill Clinton impeachment, and sprang from her experience writing legal briefs for Paula Jones's attorneys, as well as columns she wrote about the cases. Coulter has described herself as a polemicist who likes to ""stir up the pot"", and does not ""pretend to be impartial or balanced, as broadcasters do"", drawing criticism from the left, and sometimes from the right.

Coulter's syndicated column for Universal Press Syndicate began appearing in newspapers, and was featured on major conservative websites.

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Little Commandlet

A Waist of Time. Nothing New

Reviewed in the United States on December 2, 2018

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This book is mostly excerpts from her previous books and news paper articles. She could've just as easily refuted all this in a 2-hour television interview instead of writing a 250+ page book, waisting everyone's time.

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K. C.

It makes me laugh.

Reviewed in the United States on August 20, 2019

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This book is one that I pick up periodically just to get a laugh.

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scott

An Actors tool for learning an opposition view

Reviewed in the United States on August 19, 2020

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While I don't subscribe to her chain of thought or Ideology bought book as a tool for Acting and character development of an opposition point of view.

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J. P. Ledbetter

Interesting, Articulate, Funny and Unfortuately for us True

Reviewed in the United States on December 23, 2007

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Of all the writers I have read and whom I respect and agree with for their social, constitutional, political and patriotic stand against the forces of evil/socialistic/anti-christian clap-trap in this national battlefield that we stand upon. Ann Coulter has the most innate and impressive ability to make me smile and laugh while putting the truth into print.

They hate her because she gives them a task of their own medicine "and in spades" and they hate seeing themselves being bested by a conservative using their own tactics in comment and guile.

She writes what most Judeo-Christian Average Patriotic Traditionaist Americans know and feel but cannot find enough outlets to get into the fight or "War" as O'Reilly puts it.

We see others like O'Reilly, Hannity, Goldberg and others fighting the good fight but they only lightly touch upon the issues and even then, for some unknown reason, hold themselves back. They try to be too sensitive when dealing with the degenerates and media talking heads like Matthews, Couric and others mentioned in her book.

Ann Coulter however is like Aragorn and the King of Rohan riding out to meet the evil mongral armies that are overrunning the "KEEP". Slashing and stabbing them with their own visciousness and ferocity as she runs them down. She doesn't worry about feelings being hurt, political correctness nor what some lunatic is going to say or write about her because she knows she is right and she is covered in the armor of truth.

Her great gift is being able to see through, as well as walk a crowd through, the methods in which one breaks the spells of manipulative liberal leaders and the filth bloggers spill forth.

She is prepared for the cleverly crafted "gotcha" questions by various groups and interviewers and ulta-conservative-hating liberal anchor people, ("have you stopped beating your dog recently"? type questions), and cuts through their neo-liberal BS with style, humor and facts. Something they are unaccustomed to.

So the so-called mainstream media's obvious desire (I call it the Alan Colmes...put you on the defensive questioning style) to humiliate her does not work and she can quickly gets to the bare facts and never once appoligises for her position or thoughts.

She possesses an intellect, character, inner strength and a tenacity about her convictions that I have never seen or read before in a warrior for the right. Which is in and of itself a sad statement about our side.

Sure ok, she makes a load of money on these books, hurts liberals feeling and ticks off people whom she catches misusing their celebrity, but we all know..."SHE IS TELLING THE TRUTH".

I'd sure like to see Ann on the Supreme Court. And if the democrats filibuster...nuke-em...like the President said in the Indepence Day Movie. My God we might actually get it moving back to what is should have been all along.

Hey, how about on a ticket with Duncan Hunter...gee maybe there is hope for America's future after all. Great book Ann and thanks for the laughs and the insight.

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you have to read this book.

Reviewed in the United States on April 27, 2020

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Love love love this book. The author is great

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Stev Stegner

Great book

Reviewed in the United States on April 30, 2020

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I read about three books a month. If you are conservative, it is a good read.

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Howard Myers

Her career is over,,, again.

Reviewed in the United States on December 27, 2007

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This time Ann has gone too far... for the umpteenth time. And she has done so in style.

I believe Ann Coulter is a primary source of hate speech! Every time she opens her mouth, people say hateful things about her. This is usually because she tells the truth, and in a way that makes the target of the truth look absurdly funny.

Yes, this includes a list of her quotes and people's response to those quotes, and quotes of other people and her response to them.
It ends up as a long list of one liner's (almost) that are freaking hilarious.

It is well written, easy to read, and worth my time. I suspect it will sell well, as usual, and her career of making career ending missteps will continue.

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David S.

Politics are hilarious

Reviewed in the United States on November 16, 2019

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Can’t wait to finish

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K. Temple

Disappointing

Reviewed in the United Kingdom on July 25, 2016

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I don't generally agree with Ann coulter but bought this because I thought it might be a witty analysis of political positions that would be interesting and would be insightful about positions that I don't nessecary have. However it was just ranty without much coherent narrative and I actually didn't find finish the book which is unusual because I almost always finish books. Disappointed in this purchase.

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Amusing

Reviewed in Germany on September 15, 2017

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In Europe we badly miss a writer like Ann Coulter. Left lunacies are shown as what they are: unrealistic bogus.

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Wizard of Laws

The Mistress of Conservatism strikes again

Reviewed in Germany on September 5, 2008

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Short skirts, long blond hair, not the woman to marry but to have some fun with. That's Ann Coulter.
The Book contains several chapters of qoutes from The Great Chairman Ann's various publications. The are all fun to read (exept for Democrats of course), but not to be taken seriously.

The best thing of course is, that liberals believe, that the readers take it seriously ;-)

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