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This caused what Drexyl guessed was amused sputtering on her part.
"I am the most powerful being in the galaxy," she cooed. "In fact, I'm immortal. Why not enjoy my time? This pitiful galaxy's leaders are always inviting me to go to their stupid, boring meetings. They demand reports and input and answers, but it's tedious," she wheezed at him through rubbery lips. "I don't do the things other beings consider important because I don't have to. That's the meaning of real power."
She sighed and ran a sucker-encrusted tentacle across his face. He gritted his teeth.
"Immortality's a funny thing, Drexyl," she continued. "What nobody tells you is that after millennia to reflect, you realize there are far worse things in the universe than death. Endless monotony. Finding out your favorite restaurant went out of business. Budget meetings."