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A team of geeks go after monsters who want to take over the world by creating an army of followers one at a time, starting in strip joints. Frankenstein has a British accent and later sounds like Arnold. Plenty of cheap laughs and crude humor.
F-bomb, simulated oral sex, no nudity, sex talk.
But, if you're like me and love horror and outrageously raw comedy, you MUST buy this movie.
When Mr. Bonejack and Teenape are forced to take rookie P.I.A. agent Brandy along with them on their latest case, the nyucks soon ensue. First off, the missing strippers are actually being abducted by the Wolfman. And thanks to a rather informative sign in the Wolfman's lair, they quickly find out that he's in cahoots with none other than Funkenstein, and Dracula himself!
Help soon arrives in the form of three very young and overly eager PIA fanatics. Having discovered the uber-secret, legendary location of the PIA, the three teens walk right in the back door and vow to help our heroes save the day.
Visually Chris Seaver's films have very low ambitions but the equal lack of regard for realism inspires a constant stream of creative unexpected moments.
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Worst movie ever! Horrible make up. Horrible acting. Horrible plot. Good job Chris Seaver.Published 15 months ago by Jared B
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