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Dick Fitswell: the Man in Quest of the Perfect Fit Paperback – March 10, 2012

by Jack Corbett (Author), Scott Waggoner (Illustrator)

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When Dick Fitswell's on the prowl no woman's safe. From the ski slopes of Sun Valley to the Canadian Wilderness where he has an unfortunate experience with a Sasquatch, to biker bars, swinger's clubs and the night clubs of Hong Kong and Bangkok Fitswell pursues his dream quest. When his pursuit of his holy grail leads him to becoming the minister of a church his message is seen by some as the dreams of a megalomaniac while others see it as Fitswellian Nirvana. Fitswell is not a book for children. Above all it's bawdy satire. It's a no holds in your face portrayal of the foibles of both men and women as it follows the war of the sexes through the sexual exploits of the overly endowed Dick Fitswell. In the end, Dick Fitswell usually succeeds only in outsmarting himself which causes him time after time to wind up with the short end of the stick, often literally, when his manhood comes into harms way.

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Jack Corbett wrote his first novel, "Death on the Wild Side" about the wild adult entertainment scene in the St. Louis Metro East where he spent a lot of time in the topless clubs preparing his material. Soon after its publication he started up his alphapro web site and took the plunge into digital photography while when it was in its infancy. He then started writing for adult magazines while branching out into professional photography to augment his articles. He is perhaps best known for his Xtreme Weapons articles for Xtreme Magazine, his coverage of major adult entertainment events, and his interviews of famous feature entertainers. By the time he bought his beach front condo in Thailand, he had written over 100 articles for four adult magazines while shooting over 100,000 pictures of adult entertainers and key adult industry events. His experiences on his condo committee while dealing with a Second World culture provided the inspiration for "Welcome to the Fun House".

Jack recently published the 2nd edition of Death on the Wild Side after completing Welcome to the Fun House and then he collected all the Dick Fitswell articles he had written for adult magazines and his web site, wrote several more about the Sin City that had become his new home (Pattaya, Thailand), and published Dick Fitswell the Man in Quest of the Perfect Fit in both Kindle and print format. His latest project is Extreme Guns and Babes for an Adult World which he recently published in Kindle format. He hopes to complete a printed edition for paperback publication within a month. Since he used over twenty-six models for Guns and Babes, all of them feature entertainers and topless dancers to snaz up the twenty-six gun articles, both the Kindle and printed publications will be Xtremely picture orientated, and so sizzling hot that he's had to resort to extensive doctoring of the pictures to get the book into mainstream distribution channels.

Paperback: 202 pages
Publisher: Nirvana Publishing Company (March 10, 2012)
Language: English
ISBN-10: 096471437X
ISBN-13: 978-0964714373
Product Dimensions: 5.5 x 0.5 x 8.5 inches
Shipping Weight: 11.4 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
Average Customer Review: 2 customer reviews
Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #5,122,468 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)
- #10264 in Books > Literature & Fiction > Erotica > Humorous
- #706594 in Books > Romance

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JAG

Change of Pace

December 4, 2012

Format: Kindle EditionVerified Purchase

I must admit this one is a definite "change of pace" read for me but something I found quite fascinating! The main character, Dick Fitswell, leads quite the life, especially from the female point of view. I found it to be an easy read anytime of day but if you read at night, it might lead to some rather senuous dreams. Without saying another word towards giving away meaningful information, just take my word, it's one to buy and keep for future re-reads.

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British_Bill

Offbeat parody of what it takes to be a male stud

December 22, 2013

Format: Paperback

The character Dick Fitswell is the epitome of every red-blooded American male --- something we all dream of being but not having the pair to owe up to. The legendary writer of the Midwest strip club scene Jack Corbett goes all out in this satire on being a male stud and traveling the world to prove it with his 18 inch appendage. Each chapter describes a different encounter and it is downright hilarious in sexual comedy along the lines of Howard Stern's sketches. It is a wild ride for all of Fitswell's encounters as well as the reader when Fitswell takes his mission across country and overseas to find the perfect fit for his appendage. Along his various trips he stops off in Jerusalem to examine the truth behind religions and Christianity in particular while taking time out to bone the visiting minister's wife making a pilgrimage. The whole story line of the book is intended to be irreverent and poke fun at traditional norms but it actually shows the ludicrous beliefs and attitudes of people out to use each other for what they can get --- sex, money, power, etc. The stories in each chapter are written in a fast paced tone that is hard to put down and not finish.

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