- File Size: 226 KB
- Print Length: 162 pages
- Publication Date: August 13, 2012
- Sold by: Amazon Digital Services LLC
- Language: English
- ASIN: B008XLF9SQ
- Text-to-Speech: Enabled
- Word Wise: Not Enabled
- Lending: Enabled
- Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #1,957,791 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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You know you had a good time. You know you laughed your ass off. Jimmy Pudge doesn't leave the reader feeling dirty, but you don't feel uplifted, either. His writing leaves you wiping tears of laughter from your eyes and needing to change your unmentionables after losing control of your bladder.
Jonny Sausage is an ugly porn star -- a sort of Ron Jeremy type -- who gets the ax and freaks out. Well, he did think the viewers loved him and that he was one of the top porn actors in the world. He was wrong, but the news still came as a shock.
Jonny's freak out leads him back home, to the town where he grew up. Through careful use of his penis as a means of exchange, he gets a place to live, gets a private eye's certificate to hang on his wall and, in no time, he's hired to work a case.
His newly acquired career is off with a bang as he encounters vampires, vampire hunters, some very crazy ass women and so many funny accidents, I can't do them justice here.
Jimmy Pudge tickles my funny bone every time. His raunchy, wild mind is like an adults-only amusement park, and you're as likely to find a super-sized penis as a man in a mesh suit chained inside a dog house. Don't be shy and don't pretend you're not intrigued. The Dick is a fun ride. Be sure to check it out.
Jimmy Pudge does a magnificent job in portraying Jonny Sausage in his many forms. First there's a hint of Dirk Diggler followed by Jonny taking on shades of Sam Spade. Top it off with brilliant pokes at popular culture (True Blood, Twilight etc) and this story had me in stitches. It reminded me of something Monty Python might've written had they sat together to create this. I will, without a doubt, look for more from this author.
A fun, quirky book, The Dick by Jimmy Pudge is unlike anything I have really read before and most certainly is something that I won't soon forget. It also was a book that caught me off guard simply because I thought it was going to be a private investigator vampire horror mix. Instead, it was more of a disgusting erotic comedy (the word disgusting being used in the best possible way), one that grows on you with each turn of the page until you literally can't put it down. This is what happened to me. At first, I was startled and wondering what I had gotten myself into; then I started nodding my head with understanding and grinning like a grade school kid who heard an adult say the word boobies. By the end, which occurred within two hours of sitting down with the book, I was completely digging the experience and actually laughed out loud several times; the best of those moments being when Jonny Sausage actually used his oversized penis to knock someone out. And in the midst of all this, sissy sparkling vampires that everyone is trying to kill. What's not to love?
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