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Thrill to the mayhem that ensues when ever-lovable serial killer Red Toole sets off on a globe-trotting quest in search of his missing wife, the lovely Violet -- caught in the clutches of the evil Baron Nefarious who, of course, plans to conquer the world (or something) by turning everyone into mindless zombie slaves! The story may sound familiar, but trust us -- you've never seen anything like this!

See! A serial-killer superhero with a cape made of human flesh! Hear! Legendary one-man band & rockabilly pioneer Hasil Adkins! Smell! Scalding, molten cheese disfiguring pert young bodies! Hear! An exclusive and eclectic rock 'n' roll soundtrack!

Chant it, growl it, shout it, sing it, scream it -- do whatever you want, but audiences the world over are saying it loud: "Die You Zombie Bastards! " A low-budget indie masterpiece more than five years in the making, this is the movie you've been waiting for. Are you ready for it?!

Featuring filmmakers' audio commentary, making-of bonus video, rare music videos, still gallery and much more!


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Product Details

  • Actors: Tim Gerstmar, Geoff Mosher, Pippi Zornoza, Jamie Gillis, Hasil Adkins
  • Directors: Caleb Emerson
  • Writers: Caleb Emerson, Haig Demarjian
  • Producers: Caleb Emerson, Anna Snyder, Haig Demarjian, Jarred Alterman, Ken Cmar
  • Format: Multiple Formats, Color, Dolby, Full Screen, NTSC
  • Language: English (Dolby Digital 2.0 Stereo)
  • Region: Region 1 (U.S. and Canada only. Read more about DVD formats.)
  • Aspect Ratio: 1.33:1
  • Number of discs: 1
  • Rated:
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  • Studio: Image Entertainment
  • DVD Release Date: January 16, 2007
  • Run Time: 97 minutes
  • Average Customer Review: 3.9 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (20 customer reviews)
  • ASIN: B000JJSKXQ
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #162,421 in Movies & TV (See Top 100 in Movies & TV)
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By Shirley Gilliland on March 10, 2007
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Die You Zombie Bastards is a really dumb movie. I am a member of that group of people who truly enjoy dumb humor. There are some laugh aloud parts that I can't mention here because they would ruin the movie but trust me, they are hilarious. Don't watch this movie thinking it is a horor movie, because it's not. There is only one scene that is sort of stomach turning, the rest is pure camp. The only one that can act their way out of a paper bag is the female lead. The rest of the actors ham it up like they were sniffing helium. If you enjoyed such Troma movies as Class of Nuke 'Em High or The Killer Condom, this movie is for you. If you think those kind of movies are dumb, run, don't walk away from this one.
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By ribcage on October 28, 2007
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DIE YOU ZOMBIE BASTARDS! is all about yelling, violence, and nudity, right in line with all those troma movies(Lloyd Kaufman even manages a voice cameo). We've got a crazy serial killer couple split up by a South Park-esque super villain who plans to turn everybody into zombies. This sends our man Red on a trek all across the world(on a geographically bizarre map) to fight zombies and hear about stories of weird Bahamaian hunters and Swedish cheese demons and all sorts of great things like that.

And there's dogmen. If you love dogmen, just get this already. You can't go wrong with dogmen. Not werewolves. Dogmen. If you think the idea of dogmen isn't so great, then definitely don't buy this film.

The humor's great and never lets up, it's constantly bizarre, and there's plenty of messiness and nudity to satisfy you if that's the sort of thing you demand of your ridiculous movies.
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Die You Zombie Bastards! (Caleb Emerson, 2005)

One of the late Jamie Gillis' attempts to break into the mainstream came with Night of the Zombies in 1981. It is such an unrelentingly bad movie that I find it amazing anyone ever cast him in another one. And yet, Gillis' final film role is, yes, in a zombie movie. I grant you, it's a zombedy, which is a much better fit for Gillis than the hardboiled-detective-horror-flick that was Night of the Zombies, but still, you gotta wonder. At least, you gotta wonder until you start looking farther into the cast list.

Die You Zombie Bastards! is the third installment in the ongoing tale of Red (Tim Gerstmar), a serial killer, and his lovely wife Violet (Pippi Zornoza). In this installment, an evil genius, Baron Nefarious (Geoff Mosher, who previously worked with Emerson on Toxic Avenger IV), is raising an army of the undead to do his bidding. Nefarious falls in love with Violet and kidnaps her, sending Red on a globe-trotting trip to hunt her down before Nefarious can recruit her into his army of zombies.

Now, let's get this straight: if you don't like bad movies, you need to avoid this like the plague. I mean, come on, Red wears a superhero outfit made of human skin (with added red long johns and a pair of yellow waders). Hasil Adkins makes an appearance as himself. (He died not long after filming completed, and the movie is dedicated to him.) Red finds himself in a Swedish village containing no men. Lloyd Kaufman hosts a game show called "Swap Mate". You know what you're getting into before you even start. Or you should, anyway. This is not classic cinema by any means.
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This movie is bad, but in a good may if you have a very morbid sense of humor and view it for what it is. I had bought a used copy of this movie in 2007 because one of my college professors had co wrote, co produced and had done a little directing for the hodgepodge pile of dung of a B movie. I do actual mean that in a good way though. Its just like any John Waters movie. it is what it is and it its contents has no redeeming qualities at any point in this film. The writer/directors/producers know this is a pile of crap and they're not going to apologies for it. They did what they set out to do and that is to make a bad film. I applaud them for it.
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First of all this movie is complete an utter crap..fair warning. I do find some odd John Waters'ish touches here and there. It also has a Troma vibe to it (i generally don't care for Troma films BTW) . It somehow works if you take it at it's dime store face value... you can expect really awful sfx, and amateur hour film making. Also expect to laugh. you will. The best thing going for Die You Zombie Bastards is Hasil Atkins who inspired such bands as the Cramps, I had never heard of him up till I saw this movie. If Hasil Atkins is the only thing I take away from this movie, it's good enough for me.
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One of my all time favorite hanging out with my friends and drinking beers movie. There are a ton of quotable and laugh out loud scenes. I abandoned thoughts of making my own campy horror movie because there is no way it could be done better than this!!
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Die You Zombie Bastards (2005)
While watching this wretched piece of garbage, I noted the similarity of “Die You Zombie Bastards” to some of the worst crap put out by Troma Productions. Sure enough, director Caleb Emerson worked on “Citizen Toxie; The Toxic Avenger IV” by the famed low budget film house. “Die You Zombie Bastards” does not reach to the status of the entertaining Toxic Avenger films. It is more closely akin to “Poultrygeist,” a similarly worthless project.
The film is repetitive, with the same stale fake penis jokes time after time. This may be because the film was done over three different years (2001, 2002, and 2003) and the director may have forgotten what he had previously filmed. The plot is senseless, with space aliens, Zombies, robots, dog headed men and some kind of giant insects all playing some nonsensical role. Oddly, the film is a sequel to “Red’s Breakfast: Dawn of the Red” (1995) featuring most of the same cast.
The only thing that sets this film apart from the newspaper in the bird cage of Zombie flicks is its frequent twist into near porn status. This may be due to the influence of actor Jamie Gillis who is known for his dozens of appearances in porn flicks. He has a straight dramatic role here as a marooned space being (a different space being from the one who lives an aquatic existence and has a big fake penis.)
If a leading man who is a serial killer and cannibal in a ludicrous plot with admittedly attractive young women, often painted green, undressing to the max every little while is your cup of tea, you might like “Die You Zombie Bastards.” But I doubt it. Zero brains for this tasteless, classless, humorless, scare-less pile of wasted film. One hour and 37 minutes that I will never get back. I do this so you won't have to.
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