Buy Used
$33.97
FREE Shipping on orders over $49. Details
Used: Like New | Details
Sold by Indigoheirlooms
Condition: Used: Like New
Comment: Original Release, NOT a Rental from a private collection, IN STOCK, IMMEDIATE SHIPPING
Have one to sell? Sell on Amazon

Dinosaur Valley Girls (Mammoth Edition)

2.7 out of 5 stars 25 customer reviews

Additional DVD options Edition Discs
Price
New from Used from
DVD
(Nov 25, 2009)
"Please retry"
5 Star Edition
2
$24.95
DVD
(Dec 05, 2006)
"Please retry"
Mammoth Edition
1
$30.00 $14.98
DVD
(Jun 20, 2000)
"Please retry"
Collectors ed.
1
$42.96 $14.99

Unlimited Streaming with Amazon Prime
Unlimited Streaming with Amazon Prime Start your 30-day free trial to stream thousands of movies & TV shows included with Prime. Start your free trial

Editorial Reviews

Beauties and the Beasts! First time on DVD is this Special Mammoth Edition of the cult classic! Haunted by recurring dreams of Hea-Thor (DENISE AMES), a gorgeous cavegirl, and a menacing Allosaurus, action-movie star Tony Markham (JEFF RECTOR) soon finds himself transported, by means of a magic Icon, back through time to Dinosaur Valley. Now trapped in world of dangerous dinosaurs, grunting cavemen and a tribe of exotic, love-starved cavegirls, Tony must put his modern-days skills to extreme tests in order to survive prehistoric perils, win the cavegirl of his dreams and (maybe) return to his own time. Features Emmy Award winner William (Blacula) Marshall, Former "Mr. America" Ed (Ursus, Son of Hercules) Fury, and Oscar®-Nominee (Five Easy Pieces) Karen Black.

Special Features

None.

Product Details

  • Actors: Jeff Rector, Forrest J Ackerman, Karen Black, Donna Spangler
  • Directors: Donald Glut
  • Format: Restored, Widescreen, NTSC
  • Language: English
  • Region: All Regions
  • Number of discs: 1
  • Rated:
    Unrated
    Not Rated
  • Studio: Cinema Epoch
  • DVD Release Date: December 5, 2006
  • Run Time: 94 minutes
  • Average Customer Review: 2.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (25 customer reviews)
  • ASIN: B000IHYXOY
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #276,456 in Movies & TV (See Top 100 in Movies & TV)

Customer Reviews

Top Customer Reviews

By A Customer on October 11, 2000
Format: DVD
This is about as much fun as you can have in low-budget! Don't look for Shakespeare, here (although there is one quote if you look for it) - this film was never meant to be in that category. One of the reviews called this "a masterpiece of arrested development" and that sums it up. It's funny, loaded with dinosaurs and gorgeous women with spring-loaded bras that jump off at a moment's notice. Pick up a six pack, a pizza and settle in for a lost evening in a lost world. Don't analyze, don't critique - just ENJOY!
1 Comment 18 people found this helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes No Sending feedback...
Thank you for your feedback.
Sorry, we failed to record your vote. Please try again
Report abuse
By A Customer on July 3, 2000
Format: DVD
I've waited a long time to get my hands on this title. All I have to say is sometimes good things don't come to those who wait.
Dinosaur Valley Girls' plot is WEAK! I've seen 'adult films' with better plots. The acting is fifth rate at best. The only decent thing in the film are the dinosaurs. Yeah, I know, stop motion can't stand up to the CGI in most films today (Walking With Dinosaurs, anyone?), but on a tight budget (which I assume was the case) it wasn't too bad. Species like camptosaurus and saltasaurus can ONLY be seen in this film. The girls are beautiful (although one dimensional and silly) and are the only reason (besides the dinos of course) I'll keep this film. The video transfer is no better then a 5 year old VHS tape and the sound is mono (if not it's the worst 2 channel I've ever heard). The film makes up a tad in the extras department, though. There is a 'Making of' and 'Deleted Scenes' section. These are the only things that save it from a single star review. Rent it if you must.
Comment 6 people found this helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes No Sending feedback...
Thank you for your feedback.
Sorry, we failed to record your vote. Please try again
Report abuse
Format: DVD
'Dinosaur Valley Girls is pretty obviously a low-budget film. But that doesn't mean this 1996 comedy, written and directed by comic-book writer, dinosaur
expert, and novelist Don Glut lacks merit. I've watched it three times in preparing this review and I think it's a hoot.

Action-film star Tony Markham [played by Jeff Rector, who looks and speaks a bit like Charlie Sheen] is haunted by dreams and visions of a beautiful cavewoman in a valley of dinosaurs. When an ancient artifact transports the actor back in time, he soon learns that Hollywood heroics won't be enough to protect the cavewoman and her tribe from the perils of this time-lost world. It's a decent
premise with a satisfying conclusion, and that's not something we always get from movies with much bigger budgets.

There are two versions of the movie. The director's cut has boobies. Lots of boobies. They're quite nice, but, on occasion, they slow down the film. The family version covers up the boobies, but still has sexual elements that probably wouldn't be appropriate for young viewers.

Rector is good in his role, but the outstanding performances come from Karen Black and Ed Fury as an estranged cave-couple whose split also split the tribe into separate male and female tribes. Again, it's an amusing concept and Glut and his actors work it for many laughs along the way. An anti-smoking running gag gets a bit old, but it leads to a painting-on-the-wall sight gag that had me
laughing out loud.

Most commentary tracks put me to sleep, but Glut's impressed the heck out of me as he described how much bang he, his cast, and his crew got from the minimal bucks that financed this movie. It's practically a course in low-budget filmmaking.
Read more ›
1 Comment 5 people found this helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes No Sending feedback...
Thank you for your feedback.
Sorry, we failed to record your vote. Please try again
Report abuse
Format: DVD Verified Purchase
Denise Ames is quite nice, as is Griffin Drew as they portray characters a million years apart in "Dinosaur Valley Girls" and of course, Zaina Juliette Ark'Keenya, Caree, Staci B. Flood, Donna Spangler, and Michelle Stanger are starring in this video presentation also, each contributing according to her gifts. There are other actors and actresses that play extra parts I suppose. Filmed in California USA, this video set comes with the "director's cut" R-rated version, and the "family viewing" PG-rated version, with a special features disc also in the case. The acting is of course very campy and lame, but any guy over 5 years old will want to watch it start to finish, regardless of which version being shown. Produced by Frontline Entertainment, directed by Donald F. Glut. Spoiler alert - it's pretty much just exactly what you think it is. And a side note would be that Karen Black should not have appeared in this film.
3 Comments 2 people found this helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes No Sending feedback...
Thank you for your feedback.
Sorry, we failed to record your vote. Please try again
Report abuse
Format: DVD Verified Purchase
I saw this movie on cable when it came out on showtime or something. I got it for THE best worst song ever "Jurassic Punk". I only got it because that song got stuck in my head 15-20 years ago. I was expecting dinosaurs and titties. But it barely delivers on that. Most of the movie is watching people fake caveman talk in a cave. The movie is SO boring and slow. This movie was probably shot in a matter of days or a week at best. The acting is beyond amateur. I can't stress how boring this movie is. It looks like a tongue and cheek cave babe movie. But its really a bad porno from the early 90's with all the porn/sex scenes cut out it. All the lines fall flat on the ground. Especially the stupid jokes and quotes that remind you of actual movies. I really wanted to like this movie. But its so devoid of personality and boring I can see why it was forgotten by everyone.
Comment Was this review helpful to you? Yes No Sending feedback...
Thank you for your feedback.
Sorry, we failed to record your vote. Please try again
Report abuse

Most Recent Customer Reviews


Forums



What Other Items Do Customers Buy After Viewing This Item?

Customers Also Watched on Amazon Video