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- Print length278 pages
- LanguageEnglish
- Publication dateMarch 23, 2010
- Dimensions5 x 0.7 x 8 inches
- ISBN-101450567630
- ISBN-13978-1450567633
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"The Dirty Parts of the Bible might just be the long-awaited Great American Novel. Like post-Columbus America, it sprouts from Biblical seeds and then spreads its railroad-track branches from a preacher's pulpit in Michigan, through a St Louis brothel, and into a Texas ranch. We experience the odyssey of a young man who searches for lost treasure, his identity, and the alchemy of transforming lust to love. We are enchanted by a young woman who, like the land itself, is protected by the spirit of an Indian warrior. We meet a cast of characters so beautifully developed they might have sprung from the synchronized pens of great American novelists like Twain, Steinbeck, Faulkner, Wolfe (both of them), and Robbins. One of those characters, a Socrates-invoking hobo, tells us that 'myths and fairy tales aren't lies--they're deeper truths.' That just about sums up the essence--and magic--of this brilliant book." --John M. Perkins, New York Times bestselling author of Confessions of an Economic Hitman and other books
"The Dirty Parts of the Bible has it all--a plot that brings lots of laughs and a few tears, a writing style that is comfortable and matches the story, and characters that are pure joy." --Front Street Reviews
"I absolutely loved The Dirty Parts of the Bible... It's a grown-up Mark Twain-type adventure with lots of spirit and humor." --Reader Views
"Sam Torode takes on God, sex, family, and love in his debut comic novel. It's a fun read, even for those who are still in the fold." --The Nashville Scene
"It's a rollicking good tale." --IndieReader
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But being a Baptist preacher's son, he can't escape God.
When his father is blinded in a bizarre accident (involving hard cider and bird droppings), Tobias must ride the rails to Texas to recover a long-hidden stash of money. Along the way, he's initiated into the hobo brotherhood by Craw, a ribald vagabond-philosopher. Obstacles arise in the form of a saucy prostitute, a flaming boxcar, and a man-eating catfish. But when he meets Sarah, a tough farm girl under a dark curse, he finds out that the greatest challenge of all is love.
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- Publisher : CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform; 3rd edition (March 23, 2010)
- Language : English
- Paperback : 278 pages
- ISBN-10 : 1450567630
- ISBN-13 : 978-1450567633
- Item Weight : 10.2 ounces
- Dimensions : 5 x 0.7 x 8 inches
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Sam Torode creates books that entertain, inform, and inspire. He’s the author of a bestselling humorous novel, “The Dirty Parts of the Bible”—now a graphic novel—and a series of books presenting timeless wisdom for today’s readers, including “The Manual,” “The Meditations,” “Living from the Soul,” and “Secrets of the Mind.” For a complete overview of his work, please visit www.samtorode.com.
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Historical fiction is among my favorites, so when I read on the Amazon reviews that this was a surprisingly mild story, considering the title, about the Great Depression, I decided to give it a chance. Besides, the story was to take place in an area not far from where I grew up, and it was in a era of time that I've heard so much about from my own maternal grandparents and family friends. The Great Depression is one fascinating time.
The opening paragraphs are shocking .. a description of his birth (or at least it has a lot of swear words) and the admission that he was an only child and that his parents had no more children after that - and his father loves winter because it allowed him to keep his passions under control. This book told as a sort of autobiography - of a nearly 20 year old boy on the brink of adulthood. While the boy has been raised in a "Christian Home" - his dad is a preacher, he still struggles with the desires of the flesh and his understanding of scripture. It is a walk in his mind, mulling through his questions of right and wrong and how society views life and the world, and as such, some parts are quite raunchy and quite crass and others will make you mad. Still others will make your heart ache with his struggles.
His father is a Baptist Pastor in a small town in Michigan. His parents have never displayed much, if any, affection for each other. But of course he's a normal boy .. and you get inside a boys head as he describes his awareness of girls around him and his own development, or lack thereof. The first chapter is rather shocking. But you learn a lot about this teenaged boy on the brink of adulthood about to loose the girl of his dreams to the boy from his nightmares. Lars really isn't that bad. But he is all the man that Tobias can only wish to be, especially as he's about to marry Tobias' girl.
The writing does often overdo the swearing and frank descriptions. Sometimes there are sentences that don't quite make sense, and I spotted over a dozen grammar and typo errors. Still, the writing style did match that of a teenaged boy's struggles with the world around him, especially as it was in 1936. I was surprised that one of the Amazon reviews said that they had chosen this book as a church book club read ... and the reviewer had been shocked and stopped reading at the end of the first chapter. Someone else had commented, "With a title like that, and the picture on the front cover, what else would you expect?" Indeed.
I kept reading though, I've always been fascinated by frank history, much more than sugar coated. And this story promised to be full of onions and garlic without a chocolate coating.
Basic Plot
Tobias has always felt trapped in the tiny Michigan town of Remus, where his father has been the Baptist preacher since Tobias was three. He is an only child. He has many friends, but has never quite fit in with the others because his father is against everything fun (from a nearly 20 year old boy's point of view).
One day, one of his friends shows him the Song of Solomon. And afterwards, church was a lot less horrible, as he could open his Bible and read these interesting parts while his father droned on about the evils of cards, drinking, and other sins. His father was also very pleased to see his son's sudden interest in Bible study.
One night, after a fight with his wife, his father stopped at a bar for some apple juice and the bar tender gave him hard apple cider. And the preacher got drunk, wrecked his car, and was punished with blindness. He finally confided to his son that he had left behind a considerable amount of money in an old abandoned well back in his hometown where he grew up in Texas. He told Tobias how to find his uncle and gave him instructions and money for the train ride south.
By this time, I was 3 chapters in, and I wanted to know if Tobias made it to Texas, and I wondered if this story would match those of my elder relatives.
At first the train ride was a great adventure, but as he got use to the train, and being away from home, he got bolder. He tried a sleeping car ... and later adventured to find a motel, but the man who gave him instructions, directed him to a "house of women" instead. He ended up sleeping on the floor, and the girl stole all of his money.
Now he was in the Midwest, no money, and no way to get home, or continue on to Texas. He stumbles back to the railroad and there is taken in by an old ragged hobo - a big black man named Craw.
Craw takes him under wing and helps him jump his first train - which nearly kills Tobias. But by some miracle, he survives, but looses everything else he owns as his back pack is lost in the attempt. Food is scarce and adventure is high. Craw is full of surprises and cures for their problems. And there are many near death adventures (burning train cars, giant cat fish, and prickle plants to name a few) as they work their way south.
Once in Texas, Craw and Tobias find their way to his uncle's ranch - where Tobias is welcomed as family by Aunt Millie and Uncle Wilburn. Craw is less than welcome, but is given a shed to bed down in, and food to eat, and together they work a job putting in a fence for some bulls, a job that turns out to be far harder than anything Tobias's done in his life. But he settles into life on the ranch, and gets to know these relatives that he has never known and his parents have seldom mentioned.
Life is good, especially when he discovers that the only other person his age on the land is a girl - a gorgeous girl - with a hard edge and a curse. Every boy that has ever liked her has died.
The book now falls into the rhythm of ranch life, building the fences, morning chores, and trips to town to sell the garden and ranch goods. Tobias all but forgets about the reason he first came to Texas, and his heart is fast falling for Sarah. Tobias has a knack for getting into trouble - and Sarah has that curse to complicate matters. You won't believe all of the trouble the two get into and get out of - sometimes with Craw's help, and sometimes without. I thoroughly enjoyed the trip to town, what a great adventure, and the family reunion had me chuckling as I remembered some of the ones I had gone to as a child.
When Tobias does find the money, not only does it nearly kill him, but the money came with an unexpected end.
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I have read much worse books - and as books go, the story is quite believable. Growing up near the area in the book, I found the descriptions to be realistic. Also, since most of my maternal family grew up here, I've heard dozens of stories of their growing up in the Great Depression. Also, from those stories, I have heard many of the same objections to religion, comments on social issues (blacks and white) and how life was back then. I have more than one relative that could cuss just as well as any of the characters in this book. One Amazon review found the old folks hard to believe - but I don't agree as my relatives would have fit right in with them.
I also found this to be an interesting walk through the mind of a teen struggling with thoughts of girls, religion, life, and love. Many times over the last few months, I've found myself considering the viewpoint of the young man and his choices and world view. It left me feeling sad, and with a better understanding of the struggle between the world and the Bible that our world faces.
I think what has made this book so popular is that so many people can relate to Tobias and his struggles with his flesh, with his understanding of religion, and growing up in general. It's a walk in somebody else's shoes.
By Bob Gelms
I think it’s nigh on impossible to read the title of Sam Torode’s latest work, The Dirty Parts of the Bible, and not be compelled by some mysterious force to buy it without reading anything about it. I confess I did just that. It was only then that I read the blurb on the dust jacket. I started to read the book immediately.
I didn’t really think I’d be reading about the actual dirty parts of the bible even though there are a lot of them. Look what happened to Lot after the pillar of salt incident. Lot and his two daughters hid out in a cave. The daughters thought there were no men left to give them children to carry on their line. So, they get Lot drunk and sleep with him. They both get pregnant.
And then of course, the most famous "dirty" incident involves Abraham and his wife Sarah who is beyond child bearing years. God gave Abraham permission to sleep with one of his slaves, Hagar. Evidently, God wasn’t too bothered about the illicit sex. Nor did he mention anything about Abraham not only owning slaves but also impregnating one of them. Sarah did get pregnant but only after Hagar, Sarah’s handmaiden (euphemism alert), was impregnated. Hagar bore her child, Ishmael, first. That incident eventualy gives rise to Islam. Nope, I really didn’t think I would be reading about those dirty parts, interesting though they be.
Our novel is based on the stories of Tobias and Sarah, not Abraham’s Sarah. The stories are collected in the Book of Tobias/Tobit in the Old Testament. Our main character, also named Tobias, is referred to throughout most of the book as Toby. His love interest is named Sarah.
The dirty part of the bible that Toby is fixated on is the Song of Songs, sometimes called the Song of Solomon. It is a celebration of sexual love between a man and a woman. It is some of the most beautiful writing in the Bible. Toby reads the part about “my beloved is to me a sachet of myrrh resting between my breasts.” He cannot get his mind unhooked from those two fragrant breasts to the point that he, in his words, “wacked the weasel” for a good long time.
All Toby’s attention to the Bible was brought on by his father who was a fire and brimstone Baptist preacher down south. Toby’s father was a secret drinker. One night he really tied-on a whopper. He was so drunk he drove his car right up on the church lawn and through one of the church’s walls. Half the car was IN the church and half was not. He was fired and given a month to vacate the parsonage.
Dad gives Toby what little money they had to travel back to their hometown, Remus, Michigan, on the train. There, in a dry well on the old family farm, Toby’s dad had hidden a great deal of ill-gotten gains. (That would be cash, money.) I wanted to make a joke here about Romulus and Remus, but I knew my editor would take it out. LOL.
Toby takes both the train and the hopes of the whole family north with him, landing in Chicago. He meets a guy on the street and asks where a visitor could have a good time. He is directed eventually to a dilapidated…um…house where there are about 10…uh…very friendly… er…working girls. Do I really have to say that Toby looses all his money?
The only way to Remus now is to jump a freight. Toby makes his way to the rail yard where he meets a group of hobos. He is befriended by a large black man named Craw, who has a hook in place of his left hand. Craw is very likeable and a bit of a con man but he still takes Toby under his wing. They soon jump a freight and their adventure begins. This part or the story is heavily influenced by a combination of Huck Finn and Oh Brother Where Art Thou. It’s uncommonly good, full of delightful lessons on life that Toby soaks up like a thirsty man wandering in the desert. I’m not saying what happens in this section but you will be amused, surprised, enlightened and filled with joy. They make it to Remus and meet up with Toby’s uncle. This is where the real fun begins. You must discover this for yourself.
The Dirty Parts of the Bible is an outstanding book. It’s something of an underground hit. Not that this ever means anything to me, but it has 2,000 reviews on Amazon with more than half of those reviews bestowing 5 stars. One of them is me. It will occupy a special place on my bookshelf right next to the Bible which is right next to the Torah which is right next to the Quran which is right next to the Tao Te Ching. I sincerely hope it makes it to your bookshelf. It’ll look just great there.
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I am not sure what I expected but whatever it was, this book was a revelation. Tobias is sent to retrieve a fortune his father had hidden before he became a preacher. An unfortunate accidents involving booze, a car and a bird has left his father bereft. Only Tobias can save him but it means a trip to Texas from which his father haled.
Tobias is on a collision course with so many life lesson including a brothel, hobos and finding a family he never knew existed both those joined by blood and by choice. In fact, he discovers a man who becomes more of a father to him than his own who is both black and a hobo. Together they discuss some of the esoteric issues of the world and religion as they have adventures together. Tobias even finds love with a girl who has at least as many issues as he does and believes she is cursed by a demon.
Nothing I can write will really do this justice. It is just a wonderful, whimsical, funny and endearing book. The quirky characters are so well written they jump off the page.
I give this five purrs and two paws up.
What Tobias experiences and feels during this journey is both atmospheric and at time, comical, due to his travelling companion, Craw. Craw knows a lot of things about topics that both surprised and helped Tobias, and I liked how their friendship grew through the book.
This isn't a thrill a minute read. Instead, it looks at truth vs myth in the bible (and yes some dirty parts are discussed,) morality and living life to the fullest. It was an enjoyable change to what I normally read.








