Joel Osteen Jokes - 2 Book Combo - Boxed Set - 2 Hilarious Collections of Joel Osteen Jokes (Joel's Gems) Jun 7, 2015

by Don Pasco

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Joel Osteen Jokes 2 Book Combo

Every week Pastor Joel Osteen likes to get started with something funny.
Having a sense of humor is an important attribute for all of us to have.
We all need the capacity to laugh. After all, joy is a gift from God.

We all know there's more than enough negative things in the world that we hear about
each and every day, either through the news media or even in our own lives and the lives
of those around us.

Are You a Light Hearted Person?

I personally feel that we should always be looking for things that make us laugh,
chuckle or smile. I like the feeling of being a "Light Hearted" person and I hope you do too.

I am arguably Joel Osteen's biggest fan and although I feel his messages are far more important to assimilate and comprehend, I also enjoy his short, clean jokes and thought perhaps others might enjoy them too, all put together in one place.

And if you're like me, you'll enjoy telling them just as much as reading them.

Now you can get both best selling books together in this Boxed Set Combo!

Get your copy today!

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Joel Osteen Quotes & Joel Osteen Jokes - Double Combo Pack - (Joel's Gems Series) Jul 18, 2013

by Don Pasco

( 14 )

$3.99

Double Combo Pack

Get BOTH Best Selling ebooks in ONE!

Now You Can Get Joel's Gems "Joel Osteen Quotes" AND "Joel Osteen Jokes"
together in one kindle book for a lower cost than if you bought both separately!

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The ebook version can be read right on your PC, Mac, smartphone, tablet OR Kindle!

NOW LET ME TELL YA ABOUT THIS BOOK...

Joel Osteen is one of the most inspirational speakers of our time.

He feeds my spirit on a regular basis and now you too can enjoy the words of Joel Osteen in bite size pieces
through these Joel Osteen quotes that I (Don Pasco) have personally selected for you!

I have attempted to group them together in the categories that seemed most appropriate,
however, many of these quotes could have just as easily been placed in more than one
of the categories that I created.

Just a few of the categories you'll enjoy are:

Gratitude
Encouragement
Forgiveness
What You Say Matters
What You Do Matters... and many more

If you are a Joel Osteen fan as I am, I'm sure you'll love
having access to these motivational and inspirational quotes
anytime the mood arises.

They can pick you up when you're feeling down.

They can turn your day around when it's not been going in the right direction.

Why not get it while the FREE AUDIOBOOK is included!

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Joel Osteen Jokes

Every week Pastor Joel Osteen likes to get started with something funny.

Having a sense of humor is an important attribute for all of us to have.

We all need the capacity to laugh. After all, joy is a gift from God.

We all know there's more than enough negative things in the world that we hear about
each and every day, either through the news media or even in our own lives and the lives
of those around us.

Are You a Light Hearted Person?

I personally feel that we should always be looking for things that make us laugh,
chuckle or smile. I like the feeling of being a "Light Hearted" person and I hope you do too.

I am arguably Joel Osteen's biggest fan but rather than argue about it, I'd prefer to
just give in to anyone else who feels that they are a bigger fan than me. I currently
weigh about 170 pounds so if you weigh more than I do, I guess you have a valid point.

Now did that make you laugh, chuckle or smile?

Perhaps you just found it a tiny bit amusing.

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Joel Osteen Jokes - Hilarious Collection of Joel Osteen Jokes (You Can You Will, Break Out, I Declare, Become a Better You, It's Your Time, Every Day a Friday) (Joel's Gems) Jun 17, 2014

by Don Pasco

( 122 )

$2.99

Joel Osteen Jokes

Now includes FREE AUDIO & VIDEO Versions too!

That's right... For a Limited time purchasers of this Hilarious Collection of Joel Osteen's Funniest Short, Clean Jokes can also receive both the AUDIO version AND the VIDEO version of this kindle book!

You'll have the option to watch, listen or read this book whenever you want.

Every week Pastor Joel Osteen likes to get started with something funny.
Having a sense of humor is an important attribute for all of us to have.
We all need the capacity to laugh. After all, joy is a gift from God.

We all know there's more than enough negative things in the world that we hear about
each and every day, either through the news media or even in our own lives and the lives
of those around us.

Are You a Light Hearted Person?

I personally feel that we should always be looking for things that make us laugh,
chuckle or smile. I like the feeling of being a "Light Hearted" person and I hope you do too.

I am arguably Joel Osteen's biggest fan and although I feel his messages are far more important to assimilate and comprehend, I also enjoy his short, clean jokes and thought perhaps others might enjoy them too, all put together in one place that you can read in one sitting if you'd like.

And if you're like me, you'll enjoy telling them just as much as reading them.

Joel states upfront that the jokes are not doctrinally correct...
that they're just to make us laugh so I too want to mention that here.

Wouldn't you like to have 26 of Joel's short, funny clean jokes available to you anytime you want? And don't forget about the bonuses I created... the audio and video versions so you'll be able to read, listen or watch... whichever you prefer.

Chapter Headings Included Are:

Ladies Joel Heard About

Men Joel Heard About

Ministers and Pastors

Miscellaneous

You could use a good laugh right about now, couldn't you?

Scroll up and click the buy button now?

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It's ONLY $2.99 cents!

See you on the inside.

LOL - No Really! Laugh OUT LOUD!

Joel Osteen Jokes

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Joel Osteen Jokes ~ Volume 2 ~ Hilarious Collection of Joel Osteen Jokes (You Can You Will, Break Out, I Declare, Become a Better You, It's Your Time, Every Day a Friday) (Joel's Gems) Oct 26, 2013

by Don Pasco

( 35 )

$3.99

Joel Osteen Jokes Volume 2

If you are already familiar with Joel Osteen Jokes then you already know
that what makes these jokes so cool is because they are short, clean and funny!

If you like to tell jokes yourself, you can use these in almost any scenario,
without fear that any are "low class" (for lack of a better term).

Sure you may have heard a few of these before, but that doesn't mean
that they aren't funny second time around. Does it?

Why You Should Buy this Book

I just did a Google search and came across this information:

Humor is infectious. The sound of laughter is far more contagious than any cough, sniffle, or sneeze.
When laughter is shared, it binds people together and increases happiness and intimacy.

Humor is Good for you!

Laughter also triggers healthy physical changes in the body.
Humor and laughter strengthen your immune system, boosts your energy,
diminishes pain, and protects you from the damaging effects of stress!

Best of all, this priceless medicine is fun, free, and easy to use.

Laughter is the Best Medicine

Laughter is a powerful antidote to stress, pain, and conflict.
Nothing works faster or more dependably to bring your mind and body back into balance than a good laugh.
Humor lightens your burdens, inspires hopes, connects you to others, and keeps you grounded, focused, and alert.

With so much power to heal and renew, the ability to laugh easily and frequently is a tremendous resource for
surmounting problems, enhancing your relationships, and supporting both physical and emotional health.

This book consists of 30 jokes and it is priced at ONLY $4.49
That's less than 15 cents a piece.

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Joel Osteen Jokes is ONLY $4.49 cents today!

There are two bonuses included so that you may now enjoy this book in whatever format you like best, just like my original Joel Osteen Jokes.

That's right!

Anyone that purchases this book will also get access to the AUDIO & VIDEO Versions

so that you can enjoy it in your preferred format!

If you liked my first one, you're sure to LOVE this one at least as much!

This one includes 30 more of Joel's masterpieces. :-)

(If for any reason you are unhappy with your purchase of this book,
Amazon will immediately refund your purchase, or I will happily refund you personally.)

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Joyce Meyer Quotes - Inspirational Collection of Joyce Meyer Quotes (You Can Begin Again, Battlefield of the Mind, Beauty for Ashes, Change Your Words, Change Your Life) (Joyce's Gems) Jul 2, 2014

by Don Pasco

( 44 )

$2.99

Joyce Meyer Quotes

Joyce Meyer is a well known and well respected Christian author and speaker.

She is best known for her television broadcast ministry and her charismatic personality.
Her positivity and inspiring words are contagious and have helped many people get through tough times and brighten up their day.

101 Joyce Meyer Quotes

This book captures 101 of her most powerful quotes and provides an abundance of
inspiration, spiritual faith, and positive thinking to help anyone overcome obstacles and persevere.

There are quotes that relate to several different areas of life and offer a variety of different perspectives,
so there is something that will appeal to everyone and ultimately help drive you in a positive direction.

We all experience failures, setbacks, and disappointments at some point in our lives,
but it's all about how we respond that matters most.

Joyce Meyer is Inspirational!

Sometimes all we need is a few kind words and a positive gesture
to turn our whole day around and make life more bearable and less complicated.

This book was designed to do just that, and help lift your spirits
and leave you feeling more positive, disciplined, and in control of your emotions and your life!

Here Are the categories you'll enjoy:

How God Sees You

Prayer

Forgiveness

Trust in the Lord

New Beginnings

Discipline, Self-Control & Obedience

Blessing Others

What God Wants

Joy

Faith

God’s Love

How to Please God

If you are a Joyce Meyer fan as I am, I'm sure you'll love
having access to these motivational and inspirational quotes
anytime the mood arises.

They can pick you up when you're feeling down.

And they just might turn your day around when it's going in the wrong direction.

Download your copy today and get INSTANT ACCESS
to abundant inspiration to overcome any challenge
and make a positive change in your life!

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Happy As a Rat in a Trash Can: How to Raise Your Happiness Level Jun 23, 2014

by Don Pasco

( 27 )

$2.99

Happy As a Rat In a Trash Can!

How to Raise Your Happiness Level

There are no accidents. You are on this page for a reason!

Let me ask you this.

On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being not happy at all and 10 being very,very happy,
how happy would you say you are right now, BEFORE reading this book?

Now remember that number.

Inside "Happy As a Rat In a Trash Can" Don challenges the reader to raise
that number just as a student would be challenged to raise up school grades.

Don says this book is about YOU!

It is about you becoming

•a little more faithful
•a little more grateful
•a little more understanding
•a little more forgiving
•a little more thoughtful
•a little more caring
•and a lot more loving

Why?

Because these are the things that beget happiness.

In early 2008 Don's Mom went to be with the Lord. She was a person just like your Mom...
very loving and invariably, always in your corner.

Her Christian values were instilled in him and are presented to the readers throughout this book.

Don presents his points with a sense of humor (as reflected in the title)
but never does he joke about the seriousness of becoming a happier person.

He'll explain why FAITH is necessary and how the Law of Sowing and Reaping
is creating the world YOU live in.

He'll give you a simple question to ask yourself whenever confronted with the tough choices
that life brings to all of us.

This book's objective is to raise your level of happiness even if you are already a happy person.

Don't be surprised if those around you start to wonder what got into you!
This book can be your little secret happiness project.

You'll learn how and why we all need to pay more attention to others
and why that will result in a better future for yourself.
(see Chapter 5 - Lessons from "Groundhog Day")

Being Happy is the Result of Sowing Good Seeds

If you're NOT happy, You Need to Read This Book!

Here are some great ideas that you can begin to implement immediately.

What others are saying about this book:

"It takes us a lifetime to learn the lessons in this book. The author seems to have mastered them,
and we would do well to learn from him. Buy this book."
Helen C. Page (San Francisco)

*****

"Don't let the somewhat comic tone of the title and the cover make you think that this book isn't
written in all seriousness.
...it provides what can only be called wisdom ...one of this year's must-read books."
Maya Sheppard "Global Grafx Press" (Philadelphia, PA)

*****

Click the Buy Button Now! You'll be Glad "HAPPY" You Did!

:-)

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Name That Artist - The Multiple Choice Music Celebrity Quiz Game (Music Trivia Game): For Baby Boomers Dec 9, 2013

by DL Pasco

( 40 )

$3.00

This is a FUN interactive trivia kindle game.

Enjoy on your PC, Mac, smartphone, tablet or Kindle device.

If you are a baby boomer this will be right up your alley!

How to play:

You will be given a clue about a particular music celebrity artist and three (3) possible answers, Multiple Choice style.

If you guess incorrectly, you'll be given a another clue (or hint) and allowed to guess again. You can keep guessing until you get it right and you will learn more about that artist along the way!

Here's a sample:

This artist played the first rock concert in the history of New York's Yankee Stadium and in 1979 won the Grammy for Album of the year titled 52nd Street. Many of us first knew him as The Piano Man.
Who is he?

a) Elton John
b) Billy Joel
c) James Taylor

You already know the correct answer, don't you?

Check the "Look Inside" feature to find out for sure!

There's a total of 32 quizzes and lots of trivia along the way I'll bet you never knew about the most popular artists of our time.

You'll love it!

What are you waiting for?

Click the Buy button and let's see what you can do!

*****

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Name That Band - The Multiple Choice Music Quiz Game Dec 10, 2013

by Don Pasco

( 2 )

$3.49

This is a FUN interactive kindle Game.

If you are a baby boomer this will be right up your alley!

How to play:

You will be given a clue about a particular band from the '70's, 80's or 90's and three (3) possible answers, Multiple Choice style.

If you guess incorrectly, you'll be given a another clue (or hint) and allowed to guess again. You can keep guessing until you get it right and you will learn more about that artist along the way!

Here's a sample:

This Group was inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame on January 12th, 1998 and in 1977 released what is still one of the top ten Best Selling Albums of all time titled "Rumours".
Who are they?

a) ABBA
b) The Steve Miller Band
c) Fleetwood Mac

You already know the correct answer, don't you?

Check the "Look Inside" feature to find out for sure!

There's a total of 30 quizzes and lots of trivia along the way I'll bet you never knew about the most popular bands of our time.

You'll love it!

What are you waiting for?

Click the Buy button and let's see what you can do!

*****

Joel Osteen Quotes Volume 2: Inspirational Collection of Joel Osteen's Encouraging Words of Faith, Hope and Instant Inspiration (Joel Osteen's Gems Series) Mar 22, 2014

by Don Pasco

( 12 )

$2.99

Joel Osteen Quotes Volume 2!

Joel Osteen

has been referred to as "America's Voice of Hope" and in this brand new
inspirational collection of Joel Osteen's Quotes you'll get over 100 inspiring quotes
that you can refer back to again and again whenever you need a pick me up!

In fact, you might just want to make a habit out of starting your day with this kindle ebook.
Just a few minutes in the morning can get ya going in the right direction.

Don has also included an excerpt from his latest "Joel Osteen Jokes" (Volume 2) ebook,
that is sure to get you smiling.

Are you familiar with Amazon's "Look Inside" feature?

In case you're not familiar with Amazon's "Look Inside" feature, let me be the first
to let ya know that RIGHT NOW, you can scroll up to the top of this page and click on
the image of the book cover and Amazon will show you the beginning of the book.

This gives you a chance to view a bit of the book just like you would if you were
considering a purchase in a book store.

Why am I telling you this?

I want you to read a few of Joel's quotes RIGHT NOW for FREE!

And if you like what you see, than click on the Buy it Now button and secure your copy!

Here are a few of the categories you'll enjoy inside Volume 2:

Other People & Your Power to Help Them
You Are Strong in the Lord
Your Destiny
God is on Your Side
Overcoming Adversity
Your Opportunity to Grow... and many more!

What readers said about the original Joel Osteen Quotes

"This is a good read. It is very uplifting. To start your day in a good mood I recommend Reading this book every day."
By Angel Bird

"This book is put together very well if yo didn't know you would think joel`s quotes were that of the author. It has a nice flow making for easy reading. This summary of "best of" came to me at a time I most needed to read it and remember to live it!!! Excellent for anyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
By LMS

If you are a Joel Osteen fan as I am, I'm sure you'll love having access to these
motivational and inspirational quotes anytime the mood arises.

They can pick you up when you're feeling down.
They can turn your day around when it's not been going in the right direction.

"Talk to your problems about how big your God is,
instead of talking to God about how big your problems are."

"Life is too valuable to be distracted by negative people.
Don’t let anyone talk you out of your dreams."

~Joel Osteen<

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Now you can get both best selling books together in this Boxed Set Combo!

Double Combo Pack

Get BOTH Best Selling ebooks in ONE!

FREE BONUS ~ Joel's Gems Audiobook

Joel Osteen Jokes

Joel Osteen Jokes

Now includes FREE AUDIO & VIDEO Versions too!

Are You a Light Hearted Person?

Scroll up and click the buy button now?

Joel Osteen Jokes

Joel Osteen Jokes Volume 2

Why You Should Buy this Book

Humor is Good for you!

Laughter is the Best Medicine

Why not, scroll up and click the Add to Cart button now?

Joel Osteen Jokes is ONLY $4.49 cents today!

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101 Joyce Meyer Quotes

Joyce Meyer is Inspirational!

Here Are the categories you'll enjoy:

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Happy As a Rat In a Trash Can!

How to Raise Your Happiness Level

There are no accidents. You are on this page for a reason!

Now remember that number.

Why?

Being Happy is the Result of Sowing Good Seeds

What others are saying about this book:

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