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Don't Make Me Choose Between You and My Shoes Paperback – June 1, 2008

4.1 out of 5 stars 23 customer reviews
Book 4 of 8 in the Domestic Equalizers Series

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Product Details

  • Paperback: 336 pages
  • Publisher: Harpercollins (June 1, 2008)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0060829745
  • ISBN-13: 978-0060829742
  • ASIN: B002ECEHYM
  • Product Dimensions: 5.2 x 0.9 x 8 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 9.6 ounces
  • Average Customer Review: 4.1 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (23 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #1,773,391 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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Although they were second choice, Salt Lick, Texas private investigators Debbie Sue Overstreet and Edwina Perkins are thrilled to be invited to speak a at the National Association of P.I.s convention in New York City. Besides a free trip, they plan to investigate all the latest sleuthing gadgetry and designer shoes; not that they can afford any with their beauty parlor being their moneymaker.

The dynamic detecting Domestic Equalizer duo makes friends with natives such as some ladies like Cher who work the street for a living and visitors from Texas like mugging victim Celina. Although they swore no cases while enjoying a bite of the Big Apple, Debbie Sue and Edwina end up in the middle of an NYPD serial killer inquiry in which the murderer considers targeting two dizzy detective dames from Texas.

The latest Domestic Equalizer mystery (see MY HEART MAY BE BROKEN, BUT MY HAIR STILL LOOKS GOOD and SINCE YOU'RE LEAVING ANYWAY, TAKE OUT THE TRASH) is more a culture war between rural Texas and urban Manhattan. The bets are on the two zany Salt Lick hair stylists. As always in this series, the lead duet try to do the right thing as they perceive that to be, but most often cause more problems for those they want to save and leads to plenty of humor. Readers will appreciate the Texas-Manhattan encounter as Debbie Sue and Edwina bring their hearts and humor to Times Square.

Harriet Klausner
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Cash has written another entertaining book. To be honest,I had never heard of Dixie Cash ,until accidentally coming across one of her books on Amazon one day. I was totally hooked after having read the first one. Recommended to all of my friends.
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Don't Make Me Choose Between You and My Shoes is a funny book in the Domestic Equalizers series written by authors Dixie Cash. It's the first time that I've read a book by them, but it won't be the last.
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I do have one complaint about the writers, though. They just don't get them out fast enough. I loved, loved this book. My concern at first was that I would not get to see enough of Ed and Debbie Sue once the secondary character was introduced. They take Celina under their wing but they are all involved with the madness that happens in New York.

The reviewer from Publisher's Weekly who called Ed and Debbie Sue "silly" must not have any speck of a sense of humor. Don't pay attention to that part of the review. Dixie Cash fans will not be disappointed.
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I LOVE this Dixie Cash series! It is great leisurely reading, captivating and funny. A great way to unwind after a day at work.
Thank you Mrs. J for recommending them to me. I am looking forward to more adventures with Debbie Sue and Edwina!
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I don't know about you, but when I am not feeling good and having to take care of sick kiddos and hubby, let alone trying to get over the flu, the last thing you want to read is something heavy and profound. This book fits the bill. It's not a heavy thinking book. I didn't need to figure out how it was going to end because I knew how it was going to end but I didn't care ... it's a fluffy book with a lot of wise-cracks by two ornery women. (If there is a stereotype of people, this book would definitely fit the bill ... I never thought of Texan women but now, I can't get those twangy accents out of my head!)

I have no idea how this book came into my possession, but it fit the bill for a day like today in between doing the laundry and changing the sheets and comforting a sick kid. If I wasn't sick, I wouldn't have given this book the time of day.

This book is about two women from Texas who was invited to NYC to do a presentation at a conference on how to be a detective. They meet up with a prostitute named Cher and a young girl who was robbed the day she arrived in NYC, named Celina, who is also from Texas. Someone gets murdered and the two women, Debbie Sue and Edwina happened to be in the thick of things. They solve the murder but not without causing a lot of havoc to the hotel they're at and without a lot of cussing.

It's an ok novel but not the best.

11/6/09
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I love Dixie Cash! I have enjoyed these books very very much. I will be sure to purchase anything these ladies produce. Texas humor at its best.
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As soon as I read this, I downloaded three more of Dixie Cash's books to my Kindle and look forward to more. They are some of the most entertaining books I've ever read.
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