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Don't Pee on My Leg and Tell Me It's Raining: America's Toughest Family Court Judge Speaks Out Paperback – January 10, 1997
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¡n we get some reality in here?ߡsks Judy Sheindlin, former supervising judge for Manhattan Family Court. For twenty–four years she has laid down the law as she understands it:
● If you want to eat, you have to work.
● If you have children, you'd better support them.
- If you break the law, you have to pay.
- If you tap the public purse, you'd better be accountable.
Now she abandons all judicial restraint in a scathing critique of the system – filled with realistic hard–nosed alternatives to our bloated welfare bureaucracy and our soft–on–crime laws.
- If you tap the public purse, you'd better be accountable.
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- Print length256 pages
- LanguageEnglish
- PublisherHarper Perennial
- Publication dateJanuary 10, 1997
- Dimensions5.31 x 0.58 x 8 inches
- ISBN-100060927941
- ISBN-13978-0060927943
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- Publisher : Harper Perennial; Reprint edition (January 10, 1997)
- Language : English
- Paperback : 256 pages
- ISBN-10 : 0060927941
- ISBN-13 : 978-0060927943
- Item Weight : 5.9 ounces
- Dimensions : 5.31 x 0.58 x 8 inches
- Best Sellers Rank: #302,518 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)
- #177 in Lawyer & Judge Biographies
- #427 in Lawyers & Criminals Humor
- #429 in Self-Help & Psychology Humor
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Judith Sheindlin, better known as Judge Judy (born October 21, 1942), is an American lawyer, judge, television personality, and author. Since 1996, Sheindlin has presided over her own markedly successful syndicated reality courtroom series, Judge Judy. Sheindlin passed the New York Bar examination in 1965, and became a prosecutor in the family court system. In 1982 Mayor Ed Koch appointed her as a judge, first in criminal court, then later as Manhattan's supervising family court judge in 1986.
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1. A lot of repetitive stories and points; a lot of the stories are the same and end with the same moral or message and I feel didn't need to be there.
2. I took issue with some of the spelling and punctuation. Especially the misspelling of "prerogative." And when I was reading a quote from someone and there were no quotation marks, it bothered me. There were quotation marks sometimes, and other times there weren't.
3. I would've liked it if she elaborated and developed more some of the cases. Instead of bombarding us with various kinds of the same cases-welfare, drug addict mother with X kids- I would have preferred if she focused on a few stories and told us all of the details. It seemed like the cases had little to no development before we moved on to the next section of the book.
4. Some of the transitions from section to section within the chapters were awkward.
But with that said, I loved the overall point of the book and it's something that needs to be said. And as JJ points out, only she seems to have the chutzpah to say it. Everyone else is just covering their own you-know-whats. I also like how even though the book was written in the 1990's and illustrates the 1980s-1990s; it's a timeless book and can be applied to today. I would argue, however, that things have gotten worse and would LOVE to see JJ author a book about the New Millennium. Maybe some day she will?
Nevertheless--I strongly recommend this book, not only because I love JJ, but as a "required life reading," because it has a lot of words of wisdom people NEED to hear to become productive members of society!
That's just my two cents.
RBL
There are numerous grammar errors present in the book, but they are not major. For this reason, I have subtracted a star.
This is a bit like reading the audio transcription of a podcast. It's still fun to learn about Judge Judy and her life and opinions, but a more respectable and serious writing style would only benefit such a respectable and serious individual.
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Judge Judy a living legend
Informative, though at times, you’ll struggle to breathe due to laughing too much.











