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Dr. Tatiana's Sex Advice to All Creation: The Definitive Guide to the Evolutionary Biology of Sex Paperback – Unabridged, May 1, 2003
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A sex guide for all living things and a hilarious natural history in the form of letters to and answers from the preeminent sexpert in all creation.
Dr. Tatiana's Sex Advice to All Creation is a unique guidebook to sex. It reveals, for example, when necrophilia is acceptable and who should commit bestiality with whom. It discloses the best time to have a sex change, how to have a virgin birth, and when to eat your lover. It also advises on more mundane matters -- such as male pregnancy and the joys of a detachable penis.
Entertaining, funny, and marvelously illuminating, the book comprises letters from all creatures worried about their bizarre sex lives to the wise Dr. Tatiana (a.k.a. Olivia Judson), the only sex columnist in creation with a prodigious knowledge of evolutionary biology. Fusing natural history with advice to the lovelorn, blending wit and rigor, she is able to reassure her anxious correspondents that although the acts they describe might sound appalling and unnatural, they are all perfectly normal -- so long as you are not a human. In the process, she explains the science behind it all, from Darwin's theory of sexual selection to why sexual reproduction exists at all. Applying human standards to the natural world, in the end she reveals the wonders of both.
"Delightful . . . Easy to understand and hard to resist, it's sex education at its prime -- accurate, comprehensive, and hilarious." -- Newsweek
- Print length320 pages
- LanguageEnglish
- Publication dateMay 1, 2003
- Dimensions5.55 x 0.8 x 8.25 inches
- ISBN-109780805063325
- ISBN-13978-0805063325
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“Captivating . . . An evolutionary biologist with interesting and amusing things to tell us.” ―The Wall Street Journal
“Funny and blissfully original . . . Dr. Tatiana's science is first-rate.” ―The Economist
“Erasmus Darwin titillated 18th century London with his poem 'The Loves of Plants.' He never new the half of it. Dr. Tatiana knows how the other half loves, and it's much kinkier than anybody imagined. Never has science seemed more like daytime television.” ―Matt Ridley, author of The Red Queen: Sex and the Evolution of Human Nature
“Human? Lucky you! You rate a delightful romp through the weird, wild world of animal sex, with a guide who really knows the, um, ins and outs. Eavesdrop as Dr. T consoles her clients, from frustrated fruit flies to lovelorn golden pottos. You think you have problems? You could be a green spoon worm who's just inhaled her husband, or a peacock ashamed of his fifth-rate feathers. Count your blessings, primate. Then read, learn, enjoy.” ―Melvin J. Konner, author of The Tangled Wing: Biological Constraints on the Human Spirit
“Perhaps the most original advice manual ever written . . . Judson has pulled off the rarest coup: a science book that's actually fun to read.” ―The New Republic
“Whimsical, irreverent and illuminating . . . A most amusing and educative book on animal sex.” ―San Francisco Chronicle
“Judson's witty, well-researched vignettes are a guilty pleasure, natural history that goes down as sweet as a trashy tell-all.” ―Outside
“Wonderfully entertaining and authoritative . . . A stimulating feast of extraordinary sexual practices.” ―Nature
“More positions than the Kama Sutra-but don't try this at home!” ―Steve Jones, author of The Language of Genes: Solving the Mysteries of Our Genetic Past, Present and Future
“Dr. Tatiana's Sex Advice to All Creation is a thoroughly engaging and exhaustively researched account of the numerous different kinds of sexual behavior that biologists have observed in the natural world. By human standards, much of this behavior is quite kinky (my favorite is the description of blow hole sex among Amazon River dolphins). However, as Olivia Judson explains, it is quite natural within its own context.” ―Richard Morris, author of The Evolutionists: The Struggle for Darwin's Soul
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Dr. Tatiana's Sex Advice to All Creation
By Judson, OliviaOwl Books
Copyright ©2003 Judson, OliviaAll right reserved.
ISBN: 0805063323
From Dr. Tatiana’s Sex Advice to All Creation:
Dear Dr. Tatiana,
I’m a European praying mantis, and I’ve noticed I enjoy sex more if I bite my lovers’ heads off first. Somehow they then seem less inhibited, more urgent—it’s fabulous. Do you find this too? -- I Like ’Em Headless in Lisbon
Some of my best friends are man-eaters, but between you and me, cannibalism isn’t my bag. I can see why you like it, though. Males of your species are boring lovers. Beheading them works wonders: whereas a headless chicken rushes wildly about, a headless mantis thrashes in a sexual frenzy. Why can’t he be that way when he’s whole?
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- ASIN : 0805063323
- Publisher : Holt Paperbacks; First Edition (May 1, 2003)
- Language : English
- Paperback : 320 pages
- ISBN-10 : 9780805063325
- ISBN-13 : 978-0805063325
- Item Weight : 10.4 ounces
- Dimensions : 5.55 x 0.8 x 8.25 inches
- Best Sellers Rank: #711,626 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)
- #589 in Natural History (Books)
- #682 in Anatomy (Books)
- #1,017 in General Gender Studies
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Customers find the book informative and entertaining. They describe it as an erudite and insightful read that provides interesting discussion for ecology classes. The humor keeps them engaged. Readers praise the writing quality as well-written and easy to read, like an advice column.
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Customers find the book informative and engaging. They say it provides great insights into the workings of nature and explains why all the fuss. Many readers describe it as an excellent educational work for laymen, with interesting facts about different species.
"...world and the dynamic pace of evolution. Perfect for the teen interested in science (and sex) and for all curious adults...." Read more
"...Recommended for serious biologists, people who know nothing about biology, people who hate biology, people interested in sex, and those who like..." Read more
"...not only amuses with its unconventional advice but also educates readers on the intricacies of sexual reproduction, touching on topics such as Darwin..." Read more
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Customers find the book entertaining and interesting. They appreciate the author's witty and knowledgeable approach. The book is described as a fun, easy read with helpful information.
"This was just fun to read. And it taught so much. This is a textbook that you gobble up- a rare find indeed...." Read more
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"This books is hilarious AND educational. I actually changed what I was going to study to animal behavior because of this book...." Read more
"...Combining in-depth knowledge with entertaining and original writing is an art, and Olivia Judson is a master in both fields. Enjoy!" Read more
Customers find the book interesting and funny. They say it's a good read with a partner. The content and style are great, and it's an epic piece of nonfiction.
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Customers find the book well-written and easy to read. They describe it as a clever advice column with substantive content and a light style that keeps it accessible.
"...It's written like an advice column and the author is fantastic at keeping it as if the animals are talking, without over anthropomorphizing them...." Read more
"...Combining in-depth knowledge with entertaining and original writing is an art, and Olivia Judson is a master in both fields. Enjoy!" Read more
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For example, a yellow dung fly wants to know how to make its sperm more attractive; a fig wasp wonders why all the males she knows bite each other in half; an elephant is worried because its penis has turned green; a mother manatee frets because her son appears to prefer other males.
It turns out that homosexuality is common in the animal world, that femals are mostly promiscuous and that monogomy is exceedingly rare in nature, (she calls it one of the most deviant behaviors in biology) and that the battle of the sexes is real and can be brutal (and the females often win).
This book is a breezy read. Tatiana is a witty raconteur with an apparently inexhaustible font of knowledge about the weird and wonderful world of sex. The point of existence, she maintains, is to survive and reproduce. Genetic mutations and behavioral modifications that confer an advantage in pursuing these goals will flourish. Species that do not adapt will die out.
Though written in a jokey way, this is a serious book. It provides a wonderful picture of the sheer vast variation of the natural world and the dynamic pace of evolution.
Perfect for the teen interested in science (and sex) and for all curious adults.
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This is a truly creative work, formatted in a style to teach and bring enjoyment. Recommended for serious biologists, people who know nothing about biology, people who hate biology, people interested in sex, and those who like the gossip columns. If you're not in one of those categories, you probably won't like this book. Or any other.
Judson tackles an array of topics, from the acceptable nuances of necrophilia and bestiality to the more bizarre inquiries about virgin births and male pregnancies. With a witty and knowledgeable approach, Dr. Tatiana reassures her anxious correspondents that even the strangest sexual behaviors are perfectly normal within the animal kingdom—at least outside the context of human morality.
This captivating book not only amuses with its unconventional advice but also educates readers on the intricacies of sexual reproduction, touching on topics such as Darwin's theory of sexual selection. Dr. Tatiana's Sex Advice to All Creation is a charming blend of science, humor, and natural history, revealing the wonders of sexuality while encouraging readers to appreciate the complexities of life beyond human standards.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Just buy it!
5.0 out of 5 stars So much fun-and informative
5.0 out of 5 stars Hours of fun
5.0 out of 5 stars Informativ und amüsant
Natürlich ist dies kein biologisches Lehrbuch, also sollte man nicht die tiefgründigsten Analysen erwarten. Stattdessen wird mit leichter Hand ein Überblick verschafft, der einem die wichtigsten Fakten vermittelt und sicherlich die Freude an Biologie und der Natur allgemein stärkt.
Ein sehr schönes Buch, das man immer wieder gerne zur Hand nimmt und mal wieder in den diversen, relativ kurzen Einträgen schmökert.







