I painfully skimmed the majority of the first half and coped with the flowery mushiness of it by substituting “dragon dick” into the dialogue. Exhibit A ‘He sighed softly. “Yes, you do. You want this [dragon dick]. You want me.”’ Or my favorite ‘Motion from one of the rooms sounded like rainbows and fireflies and the brightest of magics against his ears, against his [dragon dick].’
It took half the book to rejoin the dragon heart eating allure of the first book. Coletta really carries this book for me and Florence has finally grown. The last third of the book saved it. You pay $3 for a reason. On to book 3 I guess because the YA formula always ensnares me every time and I am bitter about it. I’m gonna read it anyway and focus on the things I like.
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