Drunk on a Plane: The Misadventures of a Drunk in Paradise Audible Audiobook – Unabridged
So, I’m Drunk.
Daniel T. Drunk, Jr. if you really wanna know. And I’m on a plane headed to Paradise Isle on the trip of a lifetime. The occasion? My honeymoon. Except, there’s only one problem.
I’m riding solo.
It’s a really long story, and if you don’t mind, I’d prefer to leave it at that. Really? You must know? Fine, I get it. You’re the nosey type. Here’s the abbreviated version. I came within an inch of marrying a cheating slut. There. Get the picture? Good.
But that’s not what this story is about. This story is about what happened after I got to Paradise and a dead body showed up in my motel room.
And, of course, the cops tried to blame it on me.
And then the actual murderer decided they wanted me dead too.
The hits just kept on coming.
And to top it all off. This woman started following me around the island, and she couldn’t seem to keep her hands off me. But not in a good way.
So if you’re interested in a bit of Caribbean flavored action and adventure, with a hint of sexual tension, a dash of unapologetic profanity, and a kick-ass ending, then this is your audiobook.
If you’re looking for the next best piece of literature since - oh, hell, who am I kidding? I don’t know shit about good literature. But if that’s what you’re looking for, then keep moving, cause this ain’t that.
If, however, you’re like me and just looking for a good time, then I’m your fella. I promise you, you won’t be disappointed.
Rated R for language, crude humor, and sexual innuendos. Rated A+ for entertainment value.
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|Listening Length||8 hours and 56 minutes|
|Whispersync for Voice||Ready|
|Audible.com Release Date||February 13, 2019|
|Best Sellers Rank|| #83,716 in Audible Books & Originals (See Top 100 in Audible Books & Originals) |
#141 in Mystery Action Fiction (Audible Books & Originals)
#163 in Sea Adventure Fiction
#553 in International Mystery & Crime (Audible Books & Originals)
Reviewed in the United States on June 5, 2019
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I enjoyed the pacing, the characters and the plot, but I'll admit to being a bit put off, especially at the beginning of the novel, by many frequent uses of the "F-word." Call me old-fashioned, but I once heard that overuse of that word is an indication of a lesser vocabulary. I almost put the book down.....
But I didn't and I enjoyed the tale of Drunk in Paradise after a pitiful almost-married experience, the retired characters and their names and the (almost) taming of the firey female partner in solving the mystery. I rather hated for the book to end and will start "Drunk on a Boat" soon.
There's several switches between who's the bad guy every time you think they got the bad guy's. And it does end with the classic twist to who done it. I can highly recommend this one.
There's plenty of good looking women in it, a little sex later on. But nothing in the R or X raiting range. There isn't any bad or foul language in it. Overall it's a nice clean "Who Done It" story.
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A really exciting story with twists and turns and fun characters. Not a challenging read but a worthwhile one.
Fun and humour with a great bunch of characters, well written and well rounded - with a nice couple of twists.