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Dumb Jokes & Vulgar Poems by [Konrath, J.A., J. Andrew Haknort]
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  • File Size: 491 KB
  • Print Length: 214 pages
  • Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
  • Publication Date: April 13, 2009
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services LLC
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B0026FCI8O
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But I loved it right up my odd sense of humor. Full of horrible poems and one liners with a variety of stupid topics. If the samples in the description arent your taste dont get this book because its defently for a select taste.
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Having read about a dozen or so of Konrath's books, I am quite a fan of his strange sense of humor and wit. However, I was disappointed with this collection of 'jokes'. I can laugh at almost anything, from the Three Stooges yukking it up to the likes of Neil Simon's sophisticated brand of humor, but these were, for the most part, awful. Oh, there were a handful or two that had me laughing out loud, but most were painfully unfunny, and some were even below that benchmark. Sorry, mate, but stick with thrillers!
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I downloaded this book for free and only did that because I read "Be The Monkey" by the same author (J. Andrew Haknort is a pseudonym). I read 11% of it and couldn't hack it any more.

The best thing I can say about the book is it is aptly named. Aptly.

The jokes are dumb, but I'd hardly call the vulgarities poems. They're more like lines of sophomoric humor, and bad sophomoric humor at that. If I were to judge Konrath's writing in general on this book (and I wouldn't dare do that), then I wouldn't read another book of his even if it wasn't poetry. The prose introduction was terrible, and much too long.

I didn't laugh once while reading what I read. In fact, I growned several times. And almost fell asleep once.

As poetry, it's hackneyed drivel. Plain and simple. I honestly wonder if Konrath published this book just as a test run and forgot to take it down. Offering it as a free download makes it overpriced.
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Some of the jokes in this book are really clever! I especially liked the introduction to the book. A few members of my family are way to focused on being PC and didn't find anything humorous in this book. And I made them suffer through some of the best stuff; all I got was disapproving silence, while my brother and I laughed hysterically. Clearly, this book is not for everyone.

However, some if it was just stupid. I recommend this book because its not expensive, and some of the jokes are worth the effort of reading the truly bad stuff.
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By David S on March 5, 2013
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I read the first 10 poems and couldn't take it any more. This is the dumbest thing I have ever read. Just plain stupid. Oh, well. It was a freebie. I see that it is 99 cents now. Don't waste your money.
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I read the one-star reviews and naturally, I had to see just how bad it was. Well, I pissed off my boyfriend who was trying to sleep because I couldn't stop giggling. This book is its own special kind of awesome, and some of it is genius. You just have to be a bit warped. I loved it.
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