Eau My 1.7-oz Cologne Spray
- Officially licensed fine fragrance by Tru Fragrance and Omni Consumer Products
- A Clean, Refreshing Fragrance for Men and Women
- Set phasers to stunning!
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Had to remove a star due to police harassment over my impromptu toplessness. What's up with the gender discrimination?!
It is light and fresh, almost like a fresh linen smell, airy, not heavy, a touch of spice and as it settles in it takes on a pheromone -like character; almost a mild sweat like a mildly hot & bothered perspiration, not sweaty dirty, that my wife says made her head turn (it HAD to be the cologne after 22 years of marriage)
There is a floral note (freesia?) that could be a bit off-putting to guys that prefer spicy, woodsy or heavier night scents. If you like Acqua di Gio, Dolce & Gabbana Light Blue or similar, you will like this.
The first was the leading cologne. My assistant noted more compliments than I typically received on my scent, but nothing of particular significance. The second was saline solution. No effects, either beneficial or adverse, were noted. The third contained Takei's "Eau My." By 8 PM, I had bedded seven women. Two of the encounters were threesomes; one was a foursome. My success continued as I began touring trendy, upscale New York clubs. Each invited my assistant and me to their respective VIP sections at no charge, as well as refusing payment for drinks on the grounds that "a man of your stature is above such things."
Riding high on the wave of Takei's sprayable elixir, I pulled out the bottle and decided to refresh my scent. That, my friends, is where it all went so terribly wrong. The club lights painted the walls in a horrifying way - a sea of faces writhing and contorting themselves into pained expressions - while the sound of Daft Punk's "Get Lucky" turned into a cacophony of anguished shrieks, each building and building until I felt my psyche shrink into itself a thousand times over. I collapsed onto the floor, and looked up to see the man who I believed was the Devil, but was in fact my assistant.Read more ›
Just remember to set your phasers to stunning and.......Make it so!
Most Recent Customer Reviews
I've smelled a lot better colognes. Almost smells like a cheap knockoff of Bulgari. Again not bad but I'm almost inclined to think some of these reviews were bought and paid for. Read morePublished 4 months ago by Amazon Customer
Got this for my husband because he liked the name of it and thought it was funny. It turns out it smells really good too. Pleasantly surprised.Published 7 months ago by Julie Washburn
A Fine Scent it is...
Like Hokusai print distilled...
'Tis Eau Myyy indeed!
😆Immediately following a tiny dab application of Eau My, I received countless phone calls,, emails, text messages, and telegraphs from fabulous women previously committed to Chuck... Read morePublished 8 months ago by Wayne Evans