Visionary auteur Greg Leopold Rank (Thunderboy, When the Doggies Howl, et al) enchants us yet again with his bold vision of the future: space future. Move over, blue cat people; get the gout, Stephen Spielberg - Greg Percival Rank is the Jew-like director from outside da 405 everyone is talking about. America, testify!
"Mr. Rank noticed my acting abilities at a young age, and now he's putting me through theater school. Thanks, dad!" - Spencer Rank
"Greg introduced me to family friend Sam Horn a year ago, and now we make love, like, every day. Great movie!" - Sam's girlfriend from Canada
"Elliot's War? More like Elliot's BORE" - George W. Bush
"Like Babe: Pig in the City had a lovechild with Ernest Saves Christmas and Aliens: Special Edition was the midwife" - Zombie Gene Siskel
Run, don't walk, to the edge of your seat - because your two thumbs won't need the whole thing! $1.99 - that's less than a quart of Listerine and two Trojans! Presto!