- ASIN: B005BGLMZK
- Average Customer Review: 4.2 out of 5 stars See all reviews (8 customer reviews)
- Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #3,886,322 in Sports & Outdoors (See Top 100 in Sports & Outdoors) Product Warranty: For warranty information about this product, please click here
Etonic Mens Desert Canvas Bowling Shoes (10 1/2)
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Top Customer Reviews
It took me 143 years to complete the complicated lacing ritual. Luckily, the shoes bestow immortality to their wearer. Also, time travel.
My soul immediately tore from my body and proceeded to vaporize all bowling pins in a 2.8 mile radius. I had truly become a god of my local bowling league.
- god like powers
- not good for Candlepin
Warning: I have also heard of potential miscalculations occurring. It seems as though some souls can become confused, destroying beer bottles and upright cats due to their bowling pin shape.
I did stick my hand inside and could feel the magical instep. That instep? It has a message and that message is, "Son, you will bowl a 300 game every time these fibers are pressed into your foot skin."
So I licked it and I turned into a unicorn. This shoe is a bargain at any dollar amount. Buy yours now before they shoot up to a million dollars per shoe. Supply and demand, y'all, will always kick in here in America.
Most Recent Customer Reviews
Forget the "starving children," daddy needs some new shoes. I like to F mine with cocoa butter. Do these shoes come with gaydar? I'm on a boat, and don't you ever forget it! Read morePublished on March 22, 2013 by pwned
There are no words for the majesty of these shoes. Not only did I become the life of the bowling alley but I bowled a perfect game, picked up three 7/10 splits and Black Lung... Read morePublished on February 27, 2013 by Zeke
Does this shoe come with someone who will place it on my foot? For that price, there's NO WAY I'm going to stoop down and do it myself!Published on February 25, 2013 by Psych