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Etonic Mens Desert Canvas Bowling Shoes (10 1/2)

4.2 out of 5 stars 8 customer reviews

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  • ASIN: B005BGLMZK
  • Average Customer Review: 4.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (8 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #3,876,994 in Sports & Outdoors (See Top 100 in Sports & Outdoors)
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I was worried that I could not afford these fine shoes but my husband donated his kidney, we took out a second mortgage, and countless hours working various street corners (both of us), we got them. Upon putting them on, i was not disappointed. Not only did my bowling performance improve by 10,000%, but my breast size went up 3 cup sizes, and i lost 100 pounds. Also my husbands penis grew 3 inches, best shoes ever!!!!!!
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I was skeptical when I saw how cheap the shoes were. At a mere $494,627.96, I was convinced that I would be getting a shoddy product at best. But when the shoes arrived and I stuck my feet in, I was amazed. I was the life of the party when I showed up to bowl with my friends. They tore open after the fifth frame, but I definitely felt that I got my money's worth.
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When you put these shoes on you can feel the world tremble. Something truly astounding is going to happen.

It took me 143 years to complete the complicated lacing ritual. Luckily, the shoes bestow immortality to their wearer. Also, time travel.

My soul immediately tore from my body and proceeded to vaporize all bowling pins in a 2.8 mile radius. I had truly become a god of my local bowling league.

Pros:
- god like powers
- immortality

Cons:
- not good for Candlepin

Warning: I have also heard of potential miscalculations occurring. It seems as though some souls can become confused, destroying beer bottles and upright cats due to their bowling pin shape.
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I do not wear a size 10 1/2 and I do not wear men's shoes.

I did stick my hand inside and could feel the magical instep. That instep? It has a message and that message is, "Son, you will bowl a 300 game every time these fibers are pressed into your foot skin."

So I licked it and I turned into a unicorn. This shoe is a bargain at any dollar amount. Buy yours now before they shoot up to a million dollars per shoe. Supply and demand, y'all, will always kick in here in America.
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