The Extremely Unofficial and Highly Unauthorized Star Wars Kama Sutra Paperback – November 30, 2015
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- Publisher : CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform (November 30, 2015)
- Language : English
- Paperback : 106 pages
- ISBN-10 : 1519483058
- ISBN-13 : 978-1519483058
- Item Weight : 12.6 ounces
- Dimensions : 8.5 x 0.25 x 8.5 inches
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Now...I probably should have looked at the book first when it arrived but I wanted to experience the joy this book was to bring at the same time my boyfriend experienced it. What could be better?!
The weekend arrived, I got the room ready, I got ready, I dimmed the lights (but we would still be able to see the book by the glow of the lightsabers I had cleverly attached to the wall - Command Strips for those who might ask - leaves no mark.) Anyway, I presented the book and he said “oh! What’s this?” We looked at the title Star Wars Kama Sutra” and excitedly opened the front page.
The title page...the anticipation was building...
We skipped the Table of Contents wanting to be surprised and arrived at the first title and photo. Obviously, I don’t want to give away the contents but what we saw was the title of the “position” on the left hand side of the page and then a picture of a doll in what looked like a bed you’d find in a little girls doll house. The doll was positioned to look like the description of the position.
Hmmm...not the sexy vision I had anticipated but we looked at each other with a quizzical look and probably had the same thought of ... “well this is not what I was expecting...”
With a nervous chuckle, I think I said something like “huh, not what I was expecting. Let’s turn the page, I’m sure it will get better....”
What I had unknowingly done was brought a book that looks like it was created by a pre-pubescent teenage boy who had decided to take his Star Wars toys and do “dirty things” With them and then he captured it in his ‘secret Star Wars diary’. I could almost hear the nerdy nasal-y snort laugh he must have chuckled while putting it together. The first draft of this book, I imagine, was created by printing out the photos the previously mentioned prepubescent boy had taken of the dolls and then placed the photos on a page with an Elmers glue stick while he wrote the titles and participants of these positions on the opposite side of the page.
I quickly realized my error. What was I to do? This book was going to be the sexy main course of my carefully designed Star Wars themed weekend and as we continued to turn the pages, we went from excited to confused to shaking our heads and feeling like this book might be something found in one of those unmarked white vans you hear about that hand out candy. By the time we got to “it’s a crap,” I decided to close the book.
As we both quietly sat there traumatized by what we had just scene, we decided to laugh about it... in that very awkward “Did that really just happens” way. Not exactly the centerpiece for my sexy Star Wars weekend.
So....if this is the type of impact you’d like to make on your own adventure then I’d recommend it! If you are not a prepubescent teenager, you might want to keep searching. Good luck and may the force be with you because I’m not sure I could ever be forced to look at this book again.
Luckily, I bought it as a gift for an awesomly nerdy bride and she thought it was great so thumbs up for that!
If you love Star Wars and can take even thr raunchiest Cards Against Humanity combo in stride, buy this book. If you're like me, you may look at the price and wonder if it's really worth it. IT 100% IS. And I am somebody who borrows books from the library because I'm that cheap.
I am seriously not sure I can wait until Christmas to share this with my husband. But if I do, I can totally picture sending the kids from the room and howling in laughter as we look through it together. We could all use a little more of that in our lives these days.
Well done, S. N. Herder. (I see what you did there.) Impressive. Most impressive.
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A shame, as the concept is great! I bought it as an impulse based on the title, cover, and the concept, but it's the first Amazon purchase I've ever returned as being a waste of my hard-earned cash
Sorry, but avoid
But it was a big letdown really.