TMOLW: The Memoirs of Lawrence Wrath
By: Gabriel Rathweg
Copyright: August 1, 2017
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INTRO TRACK: Pursuit Of Happiness (nightmare) – Kid Cudi, MGMT, Ratatat
TRACK 1: A-Punk – Vampire Weekend
TRACK 2: Out Of My Head – Fastball
TRACK 3: Everything Is Alright – Motion City Soundtrack
TRACK 4: Bitches Ain’t Shit – Ben Folds
TRACK 5: Boyz-N-The Hood – Dynamite Hack
TRACK 6: Right Above It – Lil Wayne, Drake
TRACK 7: Regulate – Warren G, Nate Dogg
TRACK 8: White Lines – Grandmaster Flash & The Furious Five
TRACK 9: B.O.B. – OutKast
TRACK 10: Chelsea Dagger – The Fratellis
TRACK 11: F.N.T. – Semisonic
TRACK 12: Surf Wax America – Weezer
TRACK 13: Girls – Beastie Boys
TRACK 14: Tick Tick Boom – The Hives
TRACK 15: Mahna, Mahna – Cake
TRACK 16: I Predict A Riot – Kaiser Chiefs
TRACK 17: Don’t Stop Me Now – The Vandals
TRACK 18: Take On Me – Reel Big Fish
TRACK 19: Timber – Pitbull, Kesha
TRACK 20: The Taste Of Ink – The Used
TRACK 21: Mirando A Las Muchachas – Mexican Institute Of Sound
TRACK 22: My Ding A Ling – Chuck Berry
TRACK 23: Don’t Cha – The Pussycat Dolls
TRACK 24: I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks – Bloudhound Gang
TRACK 25: Tonight (I’m Fuckin’ You) – Enrique Iglesias, Ludacris, DJ Frank E
TRACK 26: Why Can’t We Be Friends – War
TRACK 27: Bring It On Home To Me – Sam Cooke
EPILOGUE TRACK – I Just Don’t Know What To Do With Myself – The White Stripes
FORWARD TRACK – Pursuit Of Happiness – Kid Cudi, MGMT, Ratatat
Stop! Do not read this story if you are a Douche bag, Troll, Hate Music, are Anti-Marijuana, Dislike Fun, Don’t Like Video Games, and are just a Terrible Human Being.
If any of these describe you DO NOT READ THIS BOOK!
On the other hand, if you like all of those things and irreverent humor, pop culture, bad jokes, gratuitous language and violence, plus, you’re a fan of movies like:
Cheech and Chong’s The Corsican Brothers
The Adventures of Baron Munchausen
The Princess Bride
On Weed… Then this stories for you!
Eyrth Online is the adventures of Lawrence Wrath. Just your everyday average stoner, who gets to play the most amazing virtual reality massively multiplayer role playing game (VRMMORPG) of all time;
If you enjoy stoner comedies and escapism then this books for you. I have created a Spotify playlist that I was listening to when I wrote these novellas. Each song is the title of the chapter and is the musical theme for that chapter.
I originally intended for you the reader to imbibe some marijuana, start the playlist, and jump into my world. If you don’t smoke that is fine, if you can’t read and listen to music that is fine too. Just read the way you normally do and enjoy the story.
But, if you like to smoke some herb and jam out to tunes while you are reading a great book, then I think you will love Eyrth Online. You will need a Spotify account to access the play list, if you don’t have one you will have to gather the songs on your own. Sorry about that.
This episode is my favorite so far! I have been writing and writing to get to this point. Everyone that has been reading so far I think you will really, really love this episode. I don’t want to ruin anything so I’ll stop now, anyway;
All characters and events in this series…
Even those based on real people…
Are entirely fictional…
All celebrity likenesses and voices are impersonated… poorly…
All music is not mine, none of it, at all…
The following episode contains coarse language, gratuitous sex, violence, and due to its content…
it should not be read or listened to by anyone.
Much love and a dank fatty!