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Fake Turd Gag Gift

4.5 out of 5 stars 277 customer reviews

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Product Description

This 4" soft rubber fake poop is so realistic its scary. Just set it on someones toilet seat and watch them scream! The best gag gift you will ever buy!

Product Information

Product Dimensions 5.2 x 3.7 x 1 inches
Item Weight 0.3 ounces
Shipping Weight 0.3 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
Manufacturer Fake Turd
ASIN B000V9KKWS
Customer Reviews
4.5 out of 5 stars 277 customer reviews

4.5 out of 5 stars
Best Sellers Rank #12,252 in Beauty (See Top 100 in Beauty)
Date first available at Amazon.com August 20, 2007

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By Tad on December 26, 2012
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What an awesome prank, I did this to my girlfriend after she left the bathroom, and she was mortified and actually second guessed herself thinking she left it!!! Her reaction was of panic and embarassement, and was absolutely priceless.

Less than 24 hours later, she pulled the prank on her dad, and using his gut dad instincts, he picked it up with toilet paper and flushed it down the toilet!!!

Moral of the story, buy two!! lol.
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honestly, what a total piece of crap. I couldn't be more pleased at how s***ty this is. well done, five stars!
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I have had a lot of fun with this one!!!! Left it in the shower, on the toilet seat, on the counter next to the coffee pot, and on a dinner plate!! LOL The only reason I did not give this a 5 star was because the one I got (I don't know if they are all the same) was curved downward. The underneath is hollow and due to the curve it would roll over and show the underneath. It is not a solid turd!! LOL
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Clearly I must get a hobby. In the mean time this was absolutely the best joke I've pulled in the last few years. Worth every penny. I left it hanging over the bathtub at a cabin we rented and pretended the "cleaning crew" overlooked it. My GF was horrified. Then I threw it on her. She screamed so loud campers from all directions came. As a result, I had to loan it out to said campers to get their jollies.
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if you real stepped on this fake turd it would ruin your real day but turn out to be a relief once it was fake. with this real fake turd being so real-like i have to wonder what the composition of the fake turd is, really. I would guess it is 40% real human turd that has been chemically treated and stablized with polymers to eliminate smells and enhance the pooeyness. The other 60% is likely real fake poop extracted from plastic dolls or robots that help with composition and durability. It is a very real poop despite its fakeness. It is just amazing they can produce this product for only for under $3. I had to see it to believe it.

this fake poop is as real as fake poo can be. it has all the characteristics a good fake poo should have without all the bad side effects of handling un-fake turds. if you are in need a quality fake turd, this turd will stand up value wise with the much more expensive fake turds. long story short if you do not have the time for a real turd, or the money for a more expensive fake turd... this is the fake turd for you.
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My 10 year old has been checkingthe mail everyday since I placed the order. Finally it came in and he could hardly contain himself. Heput it on the toilet seat and called his briothers in. He asked both of them if they did it and said,"Man, dad is gonna kill you. You nasty baby!" My seven year old came running to me to tell on his brother. "Daddy Chase made a poo on the toilet, you gotta see it, it's huge and he didn't even get it in the toilet." Meanwhile the 10year old is crying from laughter and the 12 year old is swearing it wasn't him!

I forsee hours and hours of cordless entertainment in our future.
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So, we live on a fairly quiet street, and as it turns out, is full of really really old people!!! We like to have a good time and have parties pretty regularly, which seems to annoy all the old neighbors. When a younger couple moved in 3 houses down, we were super excited that there was someone on the block that we could relate to. They decided to throw a housewarming party a few months after they moved in, and being neighborly, invited everyone on the block. We decided to bring a bottle of wine, the Fake Turd and this super hilarious Middle Finger House Key,(so they will NEVER forget us, since they have to use it every time they walk in the front door!). When the 75 year old woman that lives across the way came in and found her way to the restroom, the shriek she let out when she saw the Fake Turd was priceless!! My wife almost spit her red wine out all over the neighbor's new carpet!! Anyway, this and the Middle Finger Key were super funny additions to a great evening, and we laugh about it all the time with our new friends down the street!!
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I cannot remember laughing as hard as I just have for the last 10 minutes. My 5 yo daughter's first response was "it wasn't me!!!". This thing is awesome!!! The only problem I have is I can't tell friends as they are now all potential victims. Just drop it on a toilet seat and wait. Thought someone was going to have to call 911 for me, laughing so hard!!! I will be buying more of these as spares.
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