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About the Author

Scott A. Sorensen is a mechanical engineer who once worked on the development of amusement park rides at Disney World. Finally deciding to abandon the amusement park trade, Sorensen moved back to Florida and decided to pen his masterpiece: Fart Dictionary.
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Product Details

  • Hardcover: 160 pages
  • Publisher: Running Press (August 9, 2011)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0762441453
  • ISBN-13: 978-0762441457
  • Product Dimensions: 0.8 x 3 x 4.5 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 6.4 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (63 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #357,313 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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This was a gag gift for my husband for his birthday. He took it to work to share, I caught him laughing with it a little here and there, and he even shared the "funniest" ones with me, much to my dismay. He really enjoys this book. Its currently tucked away in his drawer, so for now we don't have to hear what kind of farts are going on with he and the boys...my girls and I are ladies and don't do such things. :-P
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I work in a medical clinic and I purchased this book for my boss, since he frequently crop dusts our staff. It's not just the smell but the noise that first made me question my sanity..did he actually just make a sound that resembled the beat to my favorite song? The tunes he can pump out of his hind quarters are both absurd and intriguing. I thought this book would be more of a joke, but found it rather enlightening! This book is much more exciting then the past-time favorite "Everybody Poops." Now when I hear suspicious sounds from the empty exam rooms I can look up and prepare my staff for the malicious odors that are soon to vent our way. Thanks to the Fart Dictionary, we have premonition of what is to come in the bathroom and we can all have a chance to use it before it turns to a rectal crime scene.
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It's a fart book...I can't give it 5 stars, it's against all I am. It's a book on farts...don't know what else to say about it. Made my nephew laugh, and that was the point. He read it aloud on xmas for hours on end...I know more about the different types of farts than I probably should know.
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This is a "fart" joke book. It's pretty darn funny. It's been used as a go between turns in our ladies night scrabble game with many laughs.
Some are outrageously funny,some not so much.
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By Brittany on January 20, 2012
Format: Hardcover
This book is not only FUNNY, it is priced well , and published well. The cover is quality and has great pictures that match the over all theme perfectly, giving a vintage feel. Simplistic and whimsical illstrations will capture your attention as every line in it draws you in for "just one more", each one will crack you up more than the last. Got for the front bathroom, it's small and easy to keep out and everyone comments on it, course everyone is in the bathroom forever now...lol.
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Format: Kindle Edition
Get this Fart Dictionary now! It explains all the different kinds of farts in alphabetical order. My favourite kinds of farts were:
MacPherson Strut Fart
Buzzard Fart
Abraham Lincoln Fart
Now buy this!
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Format: Hardcover Verified Purchase
I really laugh alot with reading this and its really something to read I have others that got nosy and read it so its fabulous told them where to get them so fantastic thanks you for having it, will always have time to enjoy this book. Fart Dictionary, so many laughs,
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This has brought a lot of joy and has a home in the bathroom. If you want to know more that you need to know about farts, this is the book.
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