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Femalien [VHS]

3.6 out of 5 stars 80 customer reviews


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Product Details

  • Actors: Jacqueline Lovell, Matt Shue, Kurt Sinclair, Venesa Talor, Taylor St. Clair
  • Directors: Cybil Richards
  • Writers: Cybil Richards, Randy Fontana
  • Producers: Charles Band, Pat Siciliano
  • Format: Color, Original recording reissued, Special Edition, NTSC
  • Rated:
    Unrated
    Not Rated
  • Number of tapes: 1
  • Studio: Surrender Cinema
  • VHS Release Date: November 25, 1997
  • Run Time: 89 minutes
  • Average Customer Review: 3.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (80 customer reviews)
  • ASIN: 6305746311
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #692,857 in Movies & TV (See Top 100 in Movies & TV)

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By Daniel Jolley HALL OF FAMETOP 1000 REVIEWERVINE VOICE on February 28, 2003
Format: DVD
I have to say I really enjoyed Femalien. Yes, it's undeniably soft-core porn, but it is absolutely the best movie of this type I have ever seen. The plot isn't anything to brag about, but it does make some sense and holds together quite nicely. Femalien is an alien "collector" sent to earth to study human intimacy. Her people have evolved beyond physical bodies to become energy beings, and intimacy has been lost in the process. Femalien is given a "suitable" form (I'll say!) that will allow her to pass herself off as a human being and learn all about interpersonal relations by observing humans interacting with one another. She doesn't have to look very far to find subjects for study, and she is a quick learner, engaging in her own interaction experiments before very long.

This whole movie just exudes professionalism, from the acting to the camera work to whatever else directors do that makes a film a real treat to watch. You won't find this many attractive women in most films of this type, either. Venesa Taylor in particular is a living doll; hers is a classic beauty that is quite rare these days. She is just completely captivating. She has talent, too, and her naive, innocent manner of speech and appearance just suits her role in this movie to a tee. The sex scenes, even the ones that don't include Venesa Taylor, are also as good as you will find in movies of this genre. Basically, Femalien has it all. Forget about all the disappointments you may have felt when watching other supposedly good movies of this type; Femalien is sure to please. As long as you are aware of this movie's exceedingly erotic nature and don't approach it expecting a thrilling science fiction adventure, there is simply no way you can be disappointed.
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Format: DVD
Femalien is probably among the most famous softcore movies to date, thanks to its undeniably campy premise and graphic sex. I don't know, softcore films usually bore me, but there are exceptions (like The Erotic Witch Project, The Alien Files, Casting Couch) and this is one of them.
Part of the reason's got to be the silly sci-fi premise, which is about a female alien (get it, femalien?!) who comes to Earth to observe humans engage in sexual interaction. By that alone, this softcore film has more plot than three average late-night cable flicks combined. So, basically, the movie doesn't consist of much more than 90 minutes of this femalien (played by Venesa Talor), calling herself Kara in a hilariously dumb scene, watching people have sex while getting off on it, even occasionally joining in on the fun. Well, okay, there is the subplot with the chick named Sun (Jacqueline Lovell) who owns a diner that's about to be shut down by a guy who owns a massaging company, but it pretty much exists only as a set-up for Talor and Lovell to get it on.
Femalien has a pretty decent sense of humor, which also places it above most films of its kind. Yeah, the jokes are awful, but they have a unique anti-charm that works in its favor (and Venesa Talor is so gosh-darned gorgeous, you can't help but get sucked in by her character's naivete).
There are numerous sex scenes in this film, so I'll give a rundown of the highlights. Let's see, there's the photoshoot segment, which is actually probably the film's highlight. Whoever the actress is playing the other part of this coupling during this scene, I'd like to know her name. Simply put, she's hot.
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Format: VHS Tape
Easily Surrender Cinema's All-Time Title. It has everything guys like me want to see to excess--thin storyline, and great-looking, surgically-altered women. The story revolves around Kira, played by Vanesa Talor, who I might add, is the most beautiful woman on the face of this earth. After viewing this movie with my wife (a former Miss South Carolina), she purred, "I've never thought about another woman sexually, until now." In fact, she has even allowed me to extend an invitation to Vanesa for a night of unbridled passion (I'm still waiting for her to respond.) The scene that did it for my wife was the one with her and Jacqueline Lovell (a real cutey). This scene was as close to XXX as you can get. It should not be missed! Throughout the entire film, the sex was intense, the girls were mind-numbingly hot, and the story, although thin, was fun. Don't rent this film ... Buy it. Buy it now, but buy the unrated version.
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Format: DVD Verified Purchase
So many reviews, please read the synopsis or others for the "plot" details. Here's what's important - this flick is pretty much wall to wall skin, some decent pink (no spreads that I remember), and erotic fun.

There is a bit of filler to fast forward thru (silly subplot about saving a diner, blah blah). A sexy alien experiencing human lust is enough for plot - I guess these folks can't help themselves.

But Femalien has turned me into a real fan of Jacqueline Lovell, the pretty blonde who is actually a good performer who delivers her lines believably, and particularly Venesa Taylor. Venesa will blow you away here - pretty girl-next-door face, dreamy eyes, long legs and amazing double Ds that will have you short of breath. She's so hot, it may take you a couple viewings to make it thru the movie (get my drift). The scenes w/ other performers, including some mid-90s porn stars, are all adequate, but the scenes w/ Jacqueline and/or Venesa are stellar.

All & all very good for this type of movie, though I would have liked more pink.
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