Enter your mobile number or email address below and we'll send you a link to download the free Kindle App. Then you can start reading Kindle books on your smartphone, tablet, or computer - no Kindle device required.
To get the free app, enter your mobile phone number.
Other Sellers on Amazon
+ $3.99 shipping
Field Guide to Chicks of the United States Paperback – December 1, 2012
See the Best Books of 2017
Looking for something great to read? Browse our editors' picks for the best books of the year in fiction, nonfiction, mysteries, children's books, and much more.
Frequently bought together
Customers who bought this item also bought
"Outlandishly hilarious."- Maxim Magazine
" I thought after 16 years working at the Playboy Mansion, I knew everything about women! Joe has definitely done his research and his book has even taught me a thing or two! Proof that not all women are alike!" - Brian Olea, On-Air Personality, Mansion Mayhem, Playboy Radio, SiriusXM 102
"Joe Bovino's 'Field Guide to Chicks of the United States' May Be Worst Book Ever." - Emma Gray, Executive Women's Editor, The Huffington Post
"The illustrations were fantastic. The book was hilarious. I laughed through the whole thing (and I'm a chick ... LOL)." - Judge, 2013 Global eBook Awards (Gold Medal, Humor)
"Field Guide to Chicks of the United States by Joe Bovino is a hilarious look into the women of the USA. If you like people watching and commenting... check this book out today. You and your friends will want to read this together for the most laughs... For those who don't find this hilarious feel free to seek your comedy somewhere else." - Tamazon, Night Owl Reviews (Top Pick)
"The Field Guide to Chicks of the United States is a holy convergence of my two favorite literary genres: Self-Published Sexist Garbage Books Written by Stock Photos of Lawyers, and the Creepy Stalker Confessions of Low-Level Fitness Infomercial Extras." - Lindy West, Jezebel
"This is hilarious!" - Mike Cernovich, Author of Gorilla Mindset, lawyer, and free speech activist.
"Field Guide to Chicks is offensively brilliant." - Rohit Bhargava, Trend curator, NYT bestselling author
About the Author
Joe Bovino is a lawyer and four-time #1 bestselling author.
Author interviews, book reviews, editors picks, and more. Read it now
Top customer reviews
There was a problem filtering reviews right now. Please try again later.
This is one badass book! This has heavy red pill material and every MGTOW/PUA should read this. Why not learn from wisdom and the details of the American soulful dynamics. Pure fun and extensive research occured and undertaken to bring this material to a shining light.
Lessons Learned: Mattress, migratory, Perfect 6, sand trap, nice auss, taco belle, ledge, immaculate rejection, 49er.
I would not mess with a caribou barbie.
BBC means something else.
My favorite would be a mix of southern hospitality, creole, midwest, n a bit of latina, and asian softness and motherly - No NY
Quotes to research:
The Redneck has a “glorious absence of sophistication,” 880
the least attractive people in America live in Philly. 1246
The Silencer tends to avoid braggarts, bulls*** artists, and cocky bastards. Best to keep a low profile and self-deprecating sense of humor. Finnish 1536
The Euro-Mina has something to say, a right to say it, and no patience for political correctness. If you can’t handle it, it’s your problem, not hers.1623
BEHAVIOR: Warm and friendly around people she likes but occasionally snobbish, condescending, and dismissive to others, especially blacks, Asians, and non-Argentines. 1623
FETCH! – YOU SNOOZE, YOU LOSE The Transformer expects you to take the initiative because that’s what Cuban guys do, especially the older ones. If you hang back and wait for her to act, she’ll assume that you’re disinterested, timid, or insecure, none of which are desirable. 1794
BEHAVIOR: Independent and assertive but occasionally cold, neurotic, and temperamental. (It’s a New York thing). 2071
The Win-Nguyen [win-nwin] 2319
If the face looks Asian but the booty says Latina and she’s got some color, she’s probably a Flip. 2355
Thanks for adding Smiles to our faces! Bravo!