- File Size: 710 KB
- Print Length: 120 pages
- Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
- Publisher: Murmuring Press (December 5, 2013)
- Publication Date: December 5, 2013
- Sold by: Amazon Digital Services LLC
- Language: English
- ASIN: B007YV3172
- Text-to-Speech: Enabled
- Word Wise: Enabled
- Lending: Enabled
- Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #111,861 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
Fifty Shades of Beige: Book One of the Fifty Shades Parody Kindle Edition
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Regarding the original, a Random House spokesperson was quoted as saying: "Random House fervently opposes literary censorship and supports the First Amendment rights of readers to make their own reading choices." Can't say that I'm surprised, since as of this writing, Fifty Shades of Grey: Book One of the Fifty Shades Trilogy is holding the #1 spot books and Kindle editions here on Amazon, and at almost ten bucks a pop, that's a lot of cash coming in for both the published and for author E.L. James, a TV executive, wife and mother of two, who is based in London.
For those who don't know, protagonist Anastasia Steele meets Christian Grey at his corporate headquarters in Seattle, and their relationship could not be more lopsided. Anastasia is a recent college graduate and a virgin in all explanations of the term. Mr. Grey is a handsome, brooding billionaire, and he's so accomplished in the arts of domination and bondage that he asks Anastasia to sign a contract of servitude.Read more ›
Consistently funny throughout, "Reid Mockery" has put together a near-perfect counterpart to Fifty Shades of Grey. It follows the plot of the original very closely, poking fun in all the right places. It also manages to poke fun at the characters and their motivations underscoring it. Time and again, I found myself thinking, `That IS what that character is like, and it IS ridiculous!'
In a way, I think I understand the Grey characters BETTER after having read this!
And it was one of the very few times I found myself actually laughing out loud while reading a book.
A very funny book, I look forward to reading Mockery's take on books two and three in the series! Many a laugh to be had!
I don't think I even laughed once and I really cannot understand how it even got some good reviews? I am not into sick humor so guess it was my own mistake. Needless to say it is deleted from my kindle, I could have handled something with a little tact but this lacked that in spades. I loved Fifty Shades and this really degraded that book.
This is my first bad review ever.
Most Recent Customer Reviews
I knew this was a parody going in, but it was really goofy, almost to the point of silly. I have a good sense of humor, but it was sort of ridiculous.Published 16 days ago by quadchic57
Loved the characters, the story and the tragedy of the characters' childhood years.. People are missing the character of the book w/all the hype about the Red room of Pain.Published 12 months ago by marguerite cohen
Ordered/or came the wrong book. Wanted the next book after Fifty Shades of Gray. I must have pressed the wrong button.Published 13 months ago by Maria B. Chaves