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Fifty Shades of Black and Blue Paperback – June 1, 2012

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Product Details

  • Paperback: 150 pages
  • Publisher: EnteleConsult (June 1, 2012)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1467530999
  • ISBN-13: 978-1467530996
  • Product Dimensions: 5.5 x 0.4 x 8.5 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 7.2 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 2.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (113 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #1,392,751 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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I thought I was buying a book.., I would have paid more for a whole book...I would have paid nothing for what I revcieved. I feel cheated. BUT... I liked the parody that was presented. I would have paid for the whole book. WASTE OF TIME AND MONEY and it makes me less likely to buy the next time!
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Don't bother. You're paying 99 cents for a single chapter (32 pages) of a poorly written and not-yet edited version of Fifty Shades of Grey. Seems the only difference is a change in names and a very slight change in plot. Seems like someone is trying to capitalize on the recent attention the author has received for the existing Fifty Shades series, but this is so bad it's appalling. And the main female character has no character at all. Thank goodness it was only 99 cents and about 15 minutes of my time. Otherwise, I think I'd have to beat myself black and blue just for downloading and reading it!
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I just finished the REAL Shades of Grey trilogy and it was amazing. This drivle wasnt worth the time it took to download the sample. Amazon do us a favor and remove this waste of taste and time. E L Jones get a real job and stop mooching off E L James' success! A better parody of the real books is Fifty Shades of Beige, and that just barely.
If I could have given this 0 stars I would have! Point made, well done!
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Not the best written parody I guess, but very worth it. What would "50 shades" look like if we took away Christian's wealth and Ana's IQ? Still laughing.
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Ok, let me be honest about this book. When I first saw this book, I automatically thought of fifty shades of grey. This book is very similar to it. But why can't vinnie just love Annabelle? I hope that in the next two books that he actually changes his mind and falls in love with her. It seems like he wants to, but something is holding him back. What could it be? I can't wait to find out....
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Hoping for a fun read related to the unexpected and volcanic success of the Fifty Shades series, I was disappointed to have purchased a tasteless, uneducated, poorly written "satire" of the books. Not worth the $3.99 I paid for the Kindle version.
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By Daisy on August 10, 2012
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This is not part of the "fifty shades of grey" series. This book is bs .and ridiculous. Wished I hadn't purchased it but I did thinking it was the next in the series. Don't waste your time.
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The possibilities for good parodies of Fifty Shades of Gray are just about limitless. This was not worth the effort either to write or to read. The best adjectives I can think of are stupid, vapid, boring, silly... You get the idea.
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