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"So exciting ... if my man were here, he would be getting some HOT, JUICY right NOW!" - Angela

"Very sexy. I'm glowing ... sexually aroused 24/7." - Maggie

"More twists and turns in it than the one getting all the fame!" - Cristina

"Still laughing ... hilarious writing! Absolutely fabulous!" - Bonnie

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Torcivia is a divorced man who transplanted himself from Pennsylvania into the treacherous dating pool in Southern California. His feline companions, Syd and Symon, share his home in San Diego and an occasional dish of leftover tuna. Torcivia loves nothing better than bellying up to the bar with his favorite social lubrication (wine) and watching the bizarre mating rituals of the locals, which he translates into humorous essays. He has been single long enough to be involved in a few train wrecks of his own, admitting that he's "one relationship disaster away from a third cat."
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Product Details

  • Paperback: 76 pages
  • Publisher: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform (May 7, 2012)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1475299850
  • ISBN-13: 978-1475299854
  • Product Dimensions: 5.2 x 0.2 x 8 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 4.2 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 3.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (213 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #1,760,340 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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"Fifty Shades of Silver Hair and Socks" is hilarious.
I'm not ashamed to say that I read the original Fifty-Shades and immediately bought the next two books in the trilogy. However, I enjoyed Phil Torcivia's "Fifty Shades of Silver Hair and Socks" every bit as much as the book that ignited the flame under this creation. I didn't just read his book, I absorbed the author's quirky wit and unique humor, reading at warp speed, swallowing page after page, start to finish with no pee breaks. And I had to go.
I laughed aloud even though my husband was sleeping beside me and I wished he didn't have to get up at 3:00 a.m. because I wanted to read the book aloud and share the fun.
The roller coaster twists and turns in the sexual escapades will be even funnier if you have read the first Fifty Shades, but I would have loved this story either way.
Torcivia's book was a delicious nightcap; and for me, it produced nitrous oxide style giggling.
Torcivia took Fifty Shades to an entirely new sphere and I applaud his creative imagination.
Fifty Shades of Silver Hair and Socks introduced me to an author I will not forget and I was excited to read that this is just the first in his own Fifty Shades triology.
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Wow. Well, what can I say? When someone tells you you're about to see/read/hear a parody of something, you think comedy. What this reminded me of, is that no matter how hot, how sexy, how passionate a moment, eventually we all have interrupting thoughts of the grocery list, or the laundry or 'did I leave the iron on??' It's just a fact: sometimes sex is hilarious. I've never read the original Fifty Shades...(no plans to--still), but I don't really need to. I'm sure it would pale in comparison to Mister Torcivia's work and I'm pretty satiated by it for the moment. I laughed out loud several times, read it in one sitting and was amused the entire way. Hysterical book. I'm also looking forward to reading the next one to this series...
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I'm a fan of anything that makes me laugh, and the first half of this book had me doing lots of it. I was kind of surprised by how the second half took on more of a sweet turn, but still enjoyed the light, entertaining storyline. Great read!
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I received this little book as a gift read from the author and I can not thank him enough for ride. Fifty Shades of Silver Hair and Socks....WOW....the shenanigans, the sexual escapades, the uncontrolled giggling...what a wild ride of a read. I was sure I was going to wake my mate up because I couldn't stop reading to see what happened next while I snickered and giggle under my breathe. Mormon Silver and his young delight, Beatrice Plastique will keep you in stitches and peak your arousal at the same time. Both characters are so perfectly matched in their own craziness you cannot help but love them both. Yes, it is a parody of "Fifty Shade," but after reading both, I am looking forward to reading the sequels that Phil Torcivia has created with his wild sense of humor and flair for words. It is short, it is hilarious, and it is so well worth your reading....just for the deep belly laughter it brings about. I loved it.
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I saw this book advertised on Facebook. I was curious because I'd read E. L. James' "Fifty Shades of Grey Trilogy". This was the first of many books by Phil Torcivia that I read. I laughed so hard I cried! Five thumbs up!
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Thanks to Author Torcivia and to Amazon for making this free - although after I laughed my way through it I knew I would have paid for it. It was just an extra treat to read it "free." Torcivia has a wild sense of humor, fun and harmless, nobody gets hurt. He must be a guy who sees life with tongue in cheek and I'll bet he's a great friend to have. I generally read historical fiction, medical thrillers and mysteries but I look forward to reading more of his hilarity.
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Well... I won't write the 50 ways. This book was written with humor in mind. Sexy and laugh causing will get you going with this read. Not my usual genre but totally liked where it was going.
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By Lisa R on December 4, 2012
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This story was light, funny, and held surprises on every page. I've never read "Fifty Shades of Grey." I'm sure it would have been funnier as a parody if I had, but even without comparing it to anything, I still enjoyed the ride.
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