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Fire Down Below (Gynazule Book 1) by [Anastasia, Debra]
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Length: 257 pages Word Wise: Enabled Enhanced Typesetting: Enabled
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There are a lot of eyes in Debra Anastasia’s house in Maryland. First, her own creepy peepers are there, staring at her computer screen. She’s made two more sets of eyes with her body, and the kids they belong to are amazing. The poor husband is still looking at her after 17 years of marriage. At least he likes to laugh. Then the freaking dogs are looking at her—six eyeballs altogether, though the old dog is blind. And the cat watches her too, mostly while knocking stuff off the counter and doing that internal kitty laugh when Deb can’t catch the items fast enough. In between taking care of everything those eyes involve, Debra creates pretend people in her head and paints them on the giant, beautiful canvas of your imagination. What an amazing job that is. The stories hit her hard while driving the minivan or shaving her legs, especially when there’s no paper and pen around. In all of the lies she writes hides her heart, so thank you for letting it play in your mind. Debra has a smattering of books in a few genres. There are two in the Seraphim Series and three in the Poughkeepsie Brotherhood Series with a prequel, Poughkeepsie Begins in the near future. Fire Down Below is the first in the comedic Gynzaule Series. The second, Fire in the Hole, will be published in late 2015. The Revenger, a dark paranormal romance, will debut this summer. And last, a novella called Late Night with Andres is special because 100% of the proceeds go to breast cancer research. (So go get it right now, please!) You can find her at DebraAnastasia.com and on Twitter @Debra_Anastasia, but be prepared...

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  • File Size: 1583 KB
  • Print Length: 257 pages
  • Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
  • Publisher: Debra Anastasia; 1 edition (February 28, 2015)
  • Publication Date: February 28, 2015
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services LLC
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B00SSGACEM
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This is the "don't go alone" tag team review with my blogmate and fellow glutton for punishment, Rachel.

Complimentary copy provided by the author in exchange for an honest review, because she's a sadist like that.

RM – Oh my word, what have I just read?! I was laughing so hard only a few pages in. In fact I have never laughed so hard reading in a book in my life, I was actually CRYING from a mixture of amusement and embarrassment! This was so completely and utterly silly with plenty of toilet humor and utterly stupid situations and I had no clue where Debra was going to take this. Debra didn’t disappoint, in fact, it was like reading one long status update from her Facebook page! Christina, how did you find this book?

CM – I’m with you. I have no idea what I just read, and not sure what reaction I should have to it! It’s a little like when you feel a stomach bug coming on, you’re unsure which end it’s coming out of but you know whatever it is, it’s going to be explosive! And you’re right, I haven’t laughed that much at a book in like…ever?

CM - So what did you think of the characters? I nearly wet myself when we learn just how far Dove is willing to go to not be seen in public buying feminine hygiene products! What did we all do before Amazon!?! And the opening scene…I swear to god I’ve lived through that horror, or at least I feel like I have. The pharmacist that is just a bit louder than he needs to be telling the rest of the shoppers your business…I’m sure we’ve all been through something similar! The personalities were all very over the top but I think that was part of the appeal. They were likeable in their absolute absurdity.

RM - Yes! The pharmacy scene is something that we can all relate to!
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I received a free copy of this book to read and review for Wicked Reads.

Based on the information I received when signing up to read Fire Down Below, Ms. Anastasia wrote this book years ago as fanfiction. Having read the book, I can only assume the idea came to her after watching Dumb and Dumber while smoking some less than legal substance and thought it would be AWESOME to create a female version of that madcap duo and shove them both into Dove. Thankfully she came to her senses before subjecting the rest of the reading world to the book. That is, until recently when she apparently had one too many bottles of wine with friends and thought it would be a great idea to expose readers to Gynazule®. That, or she’s set out to prove that ANYBODY can write ANYTHING and sell it on Amazon (and other ebook retailers).

Initially I wasn’t going to read this book. For goodness sakes people, the leading man’s name is Johnson Fitzwell and the blurb contains the words vagina and farting, and basically tells you to prepare for a prostate exam. Besides, our blog had five people signed up to review it and I had books featuring testosterone-filled alpha males that I’ve been waiting to read. Hockey player vs. pharmacist – no contest there. Then the ladies started dropping like flies, unable to finish it – we had three women down, traumatized by what little bit they did read. When we finally get a review in, it’s a 2-star review. At this point I HAVE to check it out. Now I’m still not planning to read it, but I have got to know what is sending the review team running for therapy and eye & brain bleaching. So this evening, while I was setting up the following day’s blog posts, I turned on the Text-to-Speech feature on my Kindle Fire so I could listen and work.
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What the f_ck???

I'm not sure if I should warn you or look the other way and laugh while you digest this book on your own ... I was warned ... but it doesn't do any good anyway ... Happy Reading!!!

Fire Down Below has got to be the weirdest, funniest, disgusting book that I think I have ever read!! There are parts of this book where I was laughing so hard I literally could not breath and others well I am still trying to cleanse my mind.

Dove seems to be pretty quiet, kind of awkward, clumsy, and all around just a little uncomfortable in her own skin. However she does have "the twitter" and she's a little sex kitten on there ... she really comes alive!! Her and her crazy cat Steve are a disaster of epic proportions for the most part. She has two girl friends that live in her building as well and they to are a little on the strange side. Shannon and Flower ... Flower only speaks 10 words a day and loves broken Christmas ornaments ... not weird right ... WTF??

Duke is Dove's downstairs neighbor and well lets just say that he is awesomely weird. He walks around in his undies most of the time, he is obsessed with sausage, and he never closes his door. Then we have The Anastasia's that also live in the building ... the misses is a porn writer, and these two chase each other around in crazy weird outfits and are overtly sexual ... I loved them!

So Dove has a little issue "downstairs" and has to fill a prescription at the pharmacy, where she meets a new hot pharmacist, Johnson Fitzwell (LOVE THE NAME). Its his first day on the job so he is more than thorough, making sure that Dove has no questions about her vag cream. She of course is mortified and the events that unfold after their fist meeting don't get any better!!!
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