I see this statue, and I am blown away by its awesomeness.
Normally such awesomeness can only be attained by high-fiving Jesus while passing each other on your dragons at mach 3. But this statue manages to equal, if not exceed, that awesomeness for what is, compared to the price of maintaing a pet dragon and the risk of severe injury should the high-five fail, a mere pittance.
This is a statue that declares loudly, proudly, and strongly, "I am a nerd and damn proud of it!"
Yes, you could do a lot of other things with $350. You could buy a second console, or six Wii games after taxes, but at the end of that, you wouldn't have an awesome statue of a wolf and an imp-like creature with a light-up bit of hair. Also, research has shown that having wolf-related items automatically makes you cool.
So if you are a fan of Twilight Princess and can spare $350, buy this. You will grow chest hairs, women will want you, men will want to be you, and children will look to you as a hero.
Now all you need is the epic three-wolf moon shirt, this epic statue, and your own epic pet wolf, and have a picture of you wearing said shirt, your pet wolf, and this statue all howling at the moon. At that moment, the three of you will combine into a being of pure awesomeness for a fraction of a second. You will be shown things that no other person has seen, learn things that no other person has learned, and when you come back, there will be a pizza waiting for you.
And it will be an epicly awesome pizza.
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