Francesco Marciuliano is writing his own bio in the third person either in the absolutely ridiculous attempt to convince you he somehow possesses the clout to attract his own Boswell-like biographer or because he has suffered a complete nervous breakdown and has convinced himself he actually hired a writer with a strikingly similar name. That aside, Francesco is the author of the syndicated comic strip "Sally Forth," which appears in newspapers across the country, world, and maybe in that alternate universe on "Fringe." He was also a head writer for the PBS series "SeeMore’s Playhouse," for which one of his episodes won two 2007 Daytime Emmys. Francesco has written for the Onion News Network, Smosh, McSweeney’s, and had a play produced at the New York International Fringe Festival. "I Could Pee on This and Other Poems by Cats" is his very first book and Francesco hopes saying "first" does not sound presumptuous on his part. Francesco Marciuliano is available for viewing Monday-Saturday, 9AM to 5PM (closed on Sundays and holidays). Please inquire about group-rate discounts as well as the audio tour guide inside his head.