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Freakcidents by [Arnzen, Michael]
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Editorial Reviews


"Welcome to the barbed brain of Michael Arnzen, where every axon is a steel trap, every dendrite a hid-den snare, every synapse a cul de sac, and every myelin sheath an elixir enabling us to find affirmation in ugliness and to smile whenever the dog eats God's homework."  -- James Morrow, author of The Last Witchfinder

", tight, thought provoking and challenging with each ooze and scream. This
volume should very much be looked upon as the watershed moment for modern
horror poetry. Buy it." -- Lurid Lit

"Michael A. Arnzen, award winning poet and fiction writer, can always be counted on to approach the grotesque and the visceral with wit and, often, compassion....but be prepared: Arnzen doesn't hold back, and his imagery is both visceral and explicit.  Freakcidents is smart, nasty, and very well-written - horror poetry doesn't get much better than this."  -- Tim Pratt, Star*line

"Tight and succinct...visionary fragments, sharp little pictures that make your stomach regular English, avoiding the pretense that consumes so many other poets." -- 

About the Author

Amityville-born horror writer Michael Arnzen holds four Bram Stoker Awards and an International Horror Guild Award for his often funny, always disturbing fiction and poetry. An expanded, 10th anniversary edition of the "best of Arnzen" -- his Stoker-award winning story collection, Proverbs for Monsters -- is slated for release from Dark Regions Press in 2017. Other recent Arnzen titles include his novel, Grave Markings (Raw Dog Screaming Press), a non-fiction study, The Popular Uncanny (Guide Dog Books), and a writer's helper, Instigation: Creative Prompts on the Dark Side (Mastication Publications). Arnzen holds a Ph.D. in English from the University of Oregon and since 1999 has taught fulltime at Seton Hill University, near Pittsburgh, in their MFA program in Writing Popular Fiction. Always experimenting, Arnzen's work in the genre has appeared in everything from poetry magnets (Fridge of the Damned) and Palm Pilots (Gorelets) to playing cards (Play Dead) and moving pictures (Exquisite Corpse). Learn the latest and sign up for his newsletter at

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  • File Size: 4151 KB
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  • Publisher: Mastication Publications; 1 edition (July 20, 2016)
  • Publication Date: July 20, 2016
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services LLC
  • Language: English
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