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A Funny Thing Happened to Me on the Way to My Funeral Paperback – February 7, 2013
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Calvert (How I Quit Smoking and Lived to Tell About It, 2012) shares the often humorous story of his life as a traveling entertainer performing comedy, music and magic both in solo performances and with his wife, Sunny. These short tales offer a brief glimpse into Calvert’s career as an entertainer, including how he got started in show business, some of the people he’s met along the way and the different places both in the U.S. and abroad where he’s performed. Anecdotal tales about his life as a performer are blended together with clean jokes, many of which will be familiar to most readers. Calvert even tosses in a little word-game riddle, the solution to which he buries in the text at a much later point. As a proud family man, he includes short sections on each of his children. Black-and-white photos that accompany the text feature the author performing, family and friends, locales mentioned in the book, some funny signs and even a couple of Internet memes. Despite this strange mixture of information and a somewhat disjointed style, the book is quite readable, with the first and second chapters consisting of almost nothing but jokes before switching to a memoir style accented by jokes in Chapter 3. The author’s breezy, informal style makes it feel like he’s an old friend casually relating these tales. It doesn’t hurt that he focuses on the humorous stories from throughout his life, such as his early days flying: “I believe I am the only student pilot who has ever landed a plane backward.” His tales of performing tend to focus on entertaining events along the way, such as the day a waiter was enlisted to press the play button on the cassette player at the start of a dance number, though he hit fast forward instead and chaos ensued. The humor runs the gamut from clever to corny, but the lighthearted, upbeat tone makes for a charming read.
About the Author
Mel Calvert was born in Cincinnati, Ohio in 1930. His father, Kenneth Calvert, worked for his father, Elbern Frederick Calvert at one of Ohio's first Ford Dealer's, Calvert Motors, in Harrison, Ohio. His mother, Mary Ruth Calvert, was graduated from Nursing School at Cincinnati's Bethesda Hospital, from which she retired as Head Nurse in the late fifties. Mel entered the United States Army Airborne during the Korean conflict as a Private, rose in rank, was commissioned a Second Lieutenant serving as an Infantry Communications Officer and received an Honorable Discharge in 1953. After a long career in show business as a musician, comedian and magician, Mel has found his forte as an author and was recently published in the Aircraft Owners and Pilots Association's (AOPA) Pilot Magazine. Watch for more offerings from his pen on Amazon.com.
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I'm not a big reader but I have read a lot, mostly classics and mostly because I had to. However, when I saw that Mel Calvert had written a book I bought it immediately. I read this on a Sunday afternoon and thoroughly enjoyed it. Mel has that easy, old-time humor that is a refreshing change from today's comedy. This book was an easy read full of clean humor and the author's life experiences.