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Generating Effluence is the passport to an incomparable journey of self-discovery. This book explores the meaning of Everything, Nothing, and our relation to both. In it, Dr. Popache charts a course of knowledge that encompasses the quantum quirks of subatomic particles and the very nature of God.
The totally illogical concept of a Field of All Possibilities is scorched by the good doctor’s reason and bulldozed by his application of real science. Popache’s arguments interspersed and supported by the wisdom of Bleen, pave over that burnt and decrepit field with the smooth and level Playground of Ordered Possibilities (PoOP). The action of every particle and wave in the Universe is directed and disciplined by the PoOP’s strict rules. And so are we.
When we accept that the concept of free will is a sham, that we cannot buck the Universe’s design for our lives, that we cannot become something other than what we already are, we are truly freed.
Using the alphabet as a mnemonic and guide, the most sublime intellect of our age lays out the method for us all to participate in the bounty of Everything by the simple act of becoming Nothing. The transcendent but easily accessible advice within these pages is the key to joy, personal satisfaction, and immeasurable prosperity. Unbridled Affluence will follow after we remove Everything that blocks our Effluence. Then, like this book, our lives will overflow with pure Effluent.
Our eminent guide challenges us to stand up, shake off the negative energy of our egos, and accept a Universe that, on a good day, is pathologically chaotic.
Hark! The whistle blows!
We embark now.
Hop aboard. Purchase this book and the future is yours. Place this book back on the shelf and you may regret it tomorrow when the Universe sneaks up and smacks you upside the head.

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March 26, 2018
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The venerable Dr. Popache has accumulated many academic and philosophical awards, but is most proud of recently being honored with the title of Grand Master Frog Twanger. The expert of Effluence is currently in meditative isolation as he ponders the mysteries within the Fifth Level of Bleen. We shall all be tremendously blessed when he achieves that final perfection. --This text refers to the paperback edition.

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ASIN : B07BR1MYJC
Publication date : March 26, 2018
Language : English
File size : 194 KB
Simultaneous device usage : Unlimited
Text-to-Speech : Enabled
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Print length : 102 pages
Lending : Enabled

Best Sellers Rank: #3,970,507 in Kindle Store (See Top 100 in Kindle Store)
- #8,029 in Satire
- #11,307 in Satire Fiction (Kindle Store)
- #12,620 in Self-Help & Psychology Humor

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Ren Kegan

Book will help to rearrange one's priorities.

Reviewed in the United States on April 25, 2018

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I was a miserable shell of a man, dissatisfied and disillusioned with my so called ‘life.’ Doctors failed to cure my chronic bad breath and body odor. My stink foot gagged my family members and sent my dog into a coma. Then I read Dr. Popache’s book and was transformed, body and soul. I no longer reek. I am no longer a pariah in the gym. Instead of scowling, my face radiates joy. Instead of pounding a galley ship drumbeat, my heart beats with the peristaltic rhythm of Effluence.
—Ren Kegan, Frog Twanger Second Class

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Luis I Fernandez

the advice in this book could easily be taken seriously

Reviewed in the United States on May 7, 2018

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Generating Effluence is an incisive parody of inspirational/self-help books. If it wasn’t for the occasional shot of humor, the advice in this book could easily be taken seriously. Many times it is actually more insightful than the books it imitates. It will be interesting to see how many fall for it. Oops! Did I just give it away?

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Tolle and Chopra: Listen and Learn!

Reviewed in the United States on January 17, 2019

I have tried to master myself and the Universe using several pop-culture books now, but Generating Effluence has given me everything I need; I now know almost everything. Unlike impostors such as Tolle and Chopra, to name a couple, this author not only uses big words like atoms and matter, he also uses even bigger words like Universe, philosophy, and stuff. If that weren't enough, he then takes those mighty concepts and ties them together with even mightier concepts, such as nature, God, and I believe even gravity. I was wicked stupid until I read this. Thank you for making me way smarter!

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