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Stillman's Long Awaited Cheap Payday Has Finally Arrived
on September 1, 2013
The one book on this earth that everybody already knows - the best selling, most celebrated and scorned novel of all time....NEEDS TO BE RE-WRITTEN WITH SEX SCENES! Genius, or Jezebel? For this would-be-but-am-too-smart-for-marketing-hype reader, it's plainly obvious, as it should be to any rational person that Stillman's idea is nothing more than a money-maker at the expense of (a) the already immense popularity of the Bible, and (b) those who would *gasp* find the Bible...good enough? Perhaps someone should remind the author that each the books of the Bible has managed to change the face of the Earth without his help - oh yeah, and it has continued to do so for millennia, so yeah, post-modern era re-writes need not apply. Hey I know, maybe he could write a book about how so many people are able to still find answers to their personal lives in such an old and clearly un-relevant book, rather than just profiting off of sexualization of it! Wow, I think I'm on to something here! Nah, what am I thinking - not enough people know how sex works, so what better place to put it than the instruction manual for life.
Revelation 22:18 <-- Hey Stillman I dare you to try and rewrite that verse. Maybe a sex scene or two would clear it up for us.