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Glop: Nontoxic, Expensive Ideas That Will Make You Look Ridiculous and Feel Pretentious Hardcover – December 6, 2016
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“[Glop] really is the perfect holiday gift for that friend who claims she reads Goop for the sake of irony, but has also non-ironically adopted the phrase “conscious uncoupling” into her everyday vernacular. You know the one.” (The Hollywood Reporter)
“…hilarious from start-to-finish. It’s the perfect stocking stuffer for your one sister-in-law who reads celeb gossip obsessively and plans to deliver her firstborn baby to the sounds of whale calls and the scent of peppermint essential oil.” (Bustle)
“[Glop] bills itself as “wickedly funny,” and I can confirm it is… How could you harness so much material into one book? Could you? Well, yes; [Gabrielle Moss] takes one concept and runs with it, committed and cheekily hilarious.” (Food52)
“If you’re among the many, many humans who hate-read Goop, you’ll be psyched to know that Glop is the Goop parody book you’ve been hoping for... The book is truly a breath of fresh air for anyone who can’t afford $9,000 Oxygen tanks from Fiji...” (The Frisky)
“Love (or hate) Gwyneth Paltrow’s impossibly everything lifestyle blog and brand Goop? Then Gabrielle Moss’ new tome, Glop...It’s so LOL funny even Gwyneth might find herself smiling as she calls her attorneys for an injunction.” (San Francisco Chronicle)
“...poke fun at the one of the most pretentious, talked about, unaware celeb manifested sites with Glop…. you’ll laugh, but respect Gwyneth for being true to the only life she, and her circle, have known.” (It's Tillie)
“This wickedly funny, full-color, illustrated sendup of the trendy, pretentious celebrity website Goop is the perfect coffee table book for yourself or a friend!” (Mama Fashionista)
From the Back Cover
glop is a superior wellness adventure (and the goop parody we all deserve)
Here at glop, we’re not just a guide to the most absurd in luxury staples—we’re your trusted, resource-rich (and don’t you forget it) frenemy!
Let glop guide you on how to make, go, get, do, be, and see the life of a truly pretentious person. Since launching in the early 2000s from the guest bathroom of an Oscar Award—winning friend’s TriBeCa loft, the success of glop has grown beyond our most lucid dreams. Led by the incomparable G, we are here to strongly, critically suggest how you should be living your best life.
Who can forget our infamous elite advice for conscious uncoupling, bee sting therapy, vaginal steaming, and auditory hallucinations? We certainly didn’t! Now it’s time to bring all that glop has to offer to a far-reaching audience. This organic* publication offers inner beauty tips for spiritual peace and shinier hair, exclusive recipes that will leave you hungry for more (food), travel guides to the trendiest undisclosed locations, entertaining DIYs that will put your rivals to shame, relationship advice for people who are too busy to compromise, fitness tips for never lifting a finger, and so much more—all expertly curated in the ultimate glop collection where people who have never owned their own island can finally discover them.
glop is your mental mentor, your biased bestie, and your cruelest Pilates instructor all in one.
*Not certifiably organic, simply obnoxious.
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Full disclosure: I work with the author! She's hilarious. Her book is hilarious. I'm so glad she's sharing her humor with the world. <3