- File Size: 1926 KB
- Print Length: 67 pages
- Page Numbers Source ISBN: 150585766X
- Publisher: The Dishes Are Done, Man (December 30, 2014)
- Publication Date: December 30, 2014
- Sold by: Amazon Digital Services LLC
- Language: English
- ASIN: B00RN7TNHE
- Text-to-Speech: Enabled
- Word Wise: Enabled
- Lending: Enabled
- Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #530,453 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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That's why "A Gronking to Remember" is so refreshing. It's a 9-route into my heart and loins. It's as if Ms. Noonan gazed into my wanting soul and delivered exactly the sort of sweaty Gronk-pounded jizzfest that all Pats fans can be proud of and indeed embrace. The plotting is intricate--you will never believe how (and how often) Gronk gets all up in that badonk-a-donk! And when Gronk "spikes" the "football" on her "face" and in her "eye", it's nothing short of technical mastery. The characterization is also fantastic. Just like a regular season game in London, the journey is long and arduous, but this book will probably have more fans and is more fulfilling.
So whether you're a New England housewife looking to spice things up, another closeted Pats fan looking for some good spank material (no judging), or Roger Goodell lying sleepless in a lonely New York hotel room again, this book has all the satisfying Gronking you'd ever want and need. You will laugh, you will cry, you will wish that NFL players didn't have legal protections over their names, images and likenesses. HIGHLY recommended.
Lacey Noonan has an uncanny ability to elevate simple words and images to unforeseen heights through basic literary device. Consider this excerpt, which felt truly like Lacey was confronting Shakespeare head on, staring him down, shaking her flabby arm and saying "Hey Billy, look what I can do!" : "On the TV I watched the large man spazz out with joy. He was surrounded by his teammates, mere munchkins by comparison. They surrounded him like supplicants around a holy mountain, but he scattered them away." Never again, dare I say, will we see such brazen and undeniably successful magic make its way onto an ebook page.
Years hence, as the human race crumbles and mere shreds of our cultural fabric remain for other beings to discover, I would feel confident in saying that A Gronking to Remember would do satisfactory justice to the artistic heights achieved during our collective time here. This should be required reading for men and women of all ages. I joyfully look forward to the day when this is printed in every language so that it can be enjoyed by all nations as a universal testament of our shared human experience. If such a galvanizing force has ever existed or will ever exist, we have discovered it in the graceful words of Lacey Noonan. A sincere thank you to The Dishes Are Done, Man publishers to taking a chance on an unknown author and allowing her to channel whichever god speaks through her. We have been blessed beyond belief.
Oddly, not the worst published fan fiction I've read as this author can tell a story and form a sentence. But I don't think it's worth the price charged as it's only 60 pages.
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I should have listened to the other terrible comments.
Worse than bad it is....nothing