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Half-Witch: a novel Kindle Edition
Set in a fantasy world of hungry goblins, powerful witches and human criminals, Half-Witch follows the unlikely friendship between Lizbet and the unpleasant sarcastic witch girl Strix on a twisted journey to rescue her father from prison.
In the world in which Lizbet Lenz lives, the sun still goes around the earth, God speaks directly to his worshippers, goblins haunt every cellar and witches lurk in the forests. Disaster strikes when Lizbet’s father Gerhard, a charming scoundrel, is thrown into a dungeon by the tyrant Hengest Wolftrow.
To free him, Lizbet must cross the Montagnes du Monde, globe-girdling mountains that reach to the sky, a journey no one has ever survived, and retrieve a mysterious book. Lizbet is desperate, and the only one who can help her is the unbearable witch girl Strix.
As the two girls journey through the mountains and into the lands of wonder beyond, Lizbet discovers—to her horror—that Strix’s magic is turning Lizbet into a witch, too. All while, a revolution in Heaven is brewing!
- Reading age12 years and up
- LanguageEnglish
- Grade level6 - 10
- Lexile measureHL700L
- PublisherBig Mouth House
- Publication dateJuly 3, 2018
- ISBN-13978-1618731401
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"John Schoffstall's Half-Witch follows 14-year-old Lizbet Lenz and witch-girl Strix on a journey to retrieve a strange book and rescue Lizbet's feckless father from prison. Lizbet inhabits a world where God, Satan and the battle between them is literally real (and being won by Satan), witches are made out of tea bags and sticks, and emotions can be physically pressed out of people's bodies – but beyond the mountains that scrape the sky and ring the world are even stranger things. A marvelous blend of whimsy, terror and deep feeling.” ― NPR Best Books of the Year
“John Schoffstall’s Half-Witch is one of those books that are simultaneously so startlingly original and deeply familiar I can’t quite believe they’re debuts. . . . Half-Witch is a marvel of storytelling, balancing humor, terror and grace. Lizbet is so earnestly good, in a way that I think has fallen out of fashion but that I loved reading. She and Strix are a perfect double act, and the shape and texture of the friendship they build is a joy to discover. . . . This is a book of crossing and mixing, of mashing and counter-mashing, with surprise and wonder the result. The ending suggests a sequel, which I hope comes about; the book’s last act is full of revelations (as it were) about the especially strange nature of Lizbet’s world that I’m keen to see Schoffstall develop and explore. But Half-Witch is also fully satisfying in and of itself.” ― Amal El-Mohtar, New York Times Book Review
“Extremely twisted, with a wicked sense of humor that had us snorting and reading passages out loud to anyone who would listen. The friendship between the leads is one of the loveliest relationships we’ve ever read in a teen book.”― San Francisco Chronicle
“Thoroughly delightful. . . . It embraces the absurdity of its medieval setting, with cheeky devils and superstitious townsfolk and even Jesus popping in for a chat, but the emotional core is anything but silly. These girls may only be half witches, but they’re each fully awesome.” ― Christina Ladd, Geekly, Inc.
“There is something deeply satisfying about a traditional fantasy with plucky protagonists, nefarious villains, hungry goblins, tricky witches, and a dangerous and difficult quest. In John Schofstall’s Half-Witch, everything you expect to find is present, plus a lot of unlikely twists and turns that make this adventure a classic read. . . . As they continue their quest, Lisbet and Strix become the very definition of plucky, and it is hard not cheer them on. They are charming characters who overcome all sorts of fantastical obstacles and forge a powerful friendship.”― Colleen Mondor, Locus
“In a Europe where goblins coexist with the literal (but unhelpful) Holy Trinity, Lizbet is sucked into a magical quest with only the surly witch-girl Strix as a companion. Like all great children’s books, Half-Witch is not afraid to put the big stuff on the page: they match wits with the Pope of Storms and corpse-eating earth-witches, and also with human violence and cruelty. An edge-of-your-seat adventure about friendship, trust, and what it means to be changed by someone, Half-Witch is like The Golden Compass as written by Roald Dahl.” ― Lauren Banka, Elliott Bay Book Company
“Half-Witch gave me the same atmospheric shivers that The Bear and the Nightingale gave me; it’s got that same fairy-tale quality that makes every word seem a little bit like it’s shrouded in fog, like you are discovering the book as you are reading it. And it has that same weird blend of folk-lore and Christianity that makes for a wild and excellent contrast of ideas and themes and makes me want to just dig in and discuss this book. It’s a slightly creepy, unsettling, atmospheric, beautiful story about friendship and love and the journey it takes to get to those emotions, the trials humans face and the ways they change when faced with growing up and losing their ways. It’s about Loss. It’s about Finding. It’s about Being Made New. And while I don’t know if I really liked this book, I absolutely enjoyed it. (Also the cover is gorgeous. That’s important to note.)” ― Megan Szmyd, Book Shop of Fort Collins
“A picaresque fantasy debut in the mode of L. Frank Baum, in which witches and magic and God and goblins populate a world that is possibly just next door to our own. Lizbet and the witch girl Strix are delightful company in which to set out on the road.” ― Kelly Link, author of Get in Trouble
“Even a fantasy world strictly conforming to medieval Christian cosmology cannot withstand an unlikely friendship between human and witch in a picaresque middle-grade debut. After 14 years fleeing across the Holy Roman Empire, Lizbet Lenz has learned to avoid attachments. Yet when her ne’er-do-well father finally lands in jail, she’s ready to beg help from anyone: margraves, witches, God (with whom she has regular, literal, if one-sided conversations). Only Strix, a witch girl crafted from leaves and rubbish, is willing to aid Lizbet’s desperate venture across the impassable Montagnes du Monde; unfortunately, that assistance may be turning Lizbet herself into a witch. In this wildly imaginative alternative Europe, the delicately evolving relationship between kindhearted, pious, fiercely determined, and achingly lonely Lizbet (“fair-skinned, like most northern folk”) and surly, bellicose, but resourceful Strix (“the brown of autumn leaves”) provides a sweet counterpoint to a tale otherwise teeming with selfishness, violence, and cruelty, where even heaven fails before the legions of hell. This last plotline, played at first for mordant (and potentially blasphemous) humor, subtly coalesces all the seemingly unrelated episodes until they suddenly transmogrify into a climax that’s genuinely thrilling, unexpectedly poignant, and oddly reverent. As Lizbet and Strix together realize their individual identities and agency, even greater joint adventures beckon. Not for everyone, but readers who appreciate powerful female friendships and sui generis whimsy will cherish it.” ― Kirkus Reviews (starred review)
“Fourteen-year-old Lizbet Lenz is used to not getting close to anyone and having to flee in the middle of the night thanks to her father’s penchant for getting in over his head. When he gets thrown into jail for causing a rain of mice it’s up to Lizbet to rescue him by scaling mountains everyone claims are impassable. As she travels, she gains a companion in Strix, a witch who doesn’t believe in friendship but looks out for Lizbet as she gets into trouble. This fantasy adventure has strong spiritual undertones, where God is not a distant unreachable figure, but someone who people can have a conversation with when they take Communion. Lizbet wrestles with her religious views as she is propelled into a world of goblins and demons in order to free her father and stop herself from being sent to an orphanage. The world feels like an antiquated version of our own―albeit with magic―though the exact time period is not clearly defined. Almost every movement made by Lizbet and Strix gets them into some kind of difficulty, which maintains a quick-paced plot and the threat of danger around every corner. Characters are initially childish in their beliefs and stubborn when those beliefs come into question. However, both Lizbet and Strix manage to grow over the course of the narrative.” ―School Library Journal
--This text refers to the paperback edition.Review
Praise for Half-Witch
“Even a fantasy world strictly conforming to medieval Christian cosmology cannot withstand an unlikely friendship between human and witch in a picaresque middle-grade debut. After 14 years fleeing across the Holy Roman Empire, Lizbet Lenz has learned to avoid attachments. Yet when her ne’er-do-well father finally lands in jail, she’s ready to beg help from anyone: margraves, witches, God (with whom she has regular, literal, if one-sided conversations). Only Strix, a witch girl crafted from leaves and rubbish, is willing to aid Lizbet’s desperate venture across the impassable Montagnes du Monde; unfortunately, that assistance may be turning Lizbet herself into a witch. In this wildly imaginative alternative Europe, the delicately evolving relationship between kindhearted, pious, fiercely determined, and achingly lonely Lizbet (“fair-skinned, like most northern folk”) and surly, bellicose, but resourceful Strix (“the brown of autumn leaves”) provides a sweet counterpoint to a tale otherwise teeming with selfishness, violence, and cruelty, where even heaven fails before the legions of hell. This last plotline, played at first for mordant (and potentially blasphemous) humor, subtly coalesces all the seemingly unrelated episodes until they suddenly transmogrify into a climax that’s genuinely thrilling, unexpectedly poignant, and oddly reverent. As Lizbet and Strix together realize their individual identities and agency, even greater joint adventures beckon. Not for everyone, but readers who appreciate powerful female friendships and sui generis whimsy will cherish it.” ― Kirkus Reviews(starred review)
“In a Europe where goblins coexist with the literal (but unhelpful) Holy Trinity, Lizbet is sucked into a magical quest with only the surly witch-girl Strix as a companion. Like all great children’s books, Half-Witchis not afraid to put the big stuff on the page: they match wits with the Pope of Storms and corpse-eating earth-witches, and also with human violence and cruelty. An edge-of-your-seat adventure about friendship, trust, and what it means to be changed by someone, Half-Witchis like The Golden Compassas written by Roald Dahl.” ― Lauren Banka, Elliott Bay Staff Notes
“Half-Witch gave me the same atmospheric shivers that The Bear and the Nightingale gave me; it’s got that same fairy-tale quality that makes every word seem a little bit like it’s shrouded in fog, like you are discovering the book as you are reading it. And it has that same weird blend of folk-lore and Christianity that makes for a wild and excellent contrast of ideas and themes and makes me want to just dig in and discuss this book. It’s a slightly creepy, unsettling, atmospheric, beautiful story about friendship and love and the journey it takes to get to those emotions, the trials humans face and the ways they change when faced with growing up and losing their ways. It’s about Loss. It’s about Finding. It’s about Being Made New. And while I don’t know if I really liked this book, I absolutely enjoyed it. (Also the cover is gorgeous. That’s important to note.)” ― Megan Szmyd, Book Shop of Fort Collins
“A picaresque fantasy debut in the mode of L. Frank Baum, in which witches and magic and God and goblins populate a world that is possibly just next door to our own. Lizbet and the witch girl Strix are delightful company in which to set out on the road.” ― Kelly Link, author of Get in Trouble
--This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.Excerpt. © Reprinted by permission. All rights reserved.
About the Author
Traci Odom, an American-born actor and voice artist, has built a successful career that spans decades. As a stage, film, and television actor, she has played everything from a tree to an Irish setter to a lawyer, but it is as a veteran narrator of more than fifty-five audiobooks that she has truly found her voice. --This text refers to the audioCD edition.
Product details
- ASIN : B07DPWNNPQ
- Publisher : Big Mouth House (July 3, 2018)
- Publication date : July 3, 2018
- Language : English
- File size : 5427 KB
- Text-to-Speech : Enabled
- Screen Reader : Supported
- Enhanced typesetting : Enabled
- X-Ray : Not Enabled
- Word Wise : Not Enabled
- Sticky notes : On Kindle Scribe
- Print length : 259 pages
- Best Sellers Rank: #1,336,746 in Kindle Store (See Top 100 in Kindle Store)
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Half-Witch is imaginative, witty, and instructive. But rather than being divisive in his social commentary of religion, class, and all things in between, Schoffstall uses his characters to show how to overcome, or at least understand, the differences that cause division. It is in that realm of searching for understanding that allows the friendship of Lizbet and Strix to take root (pun intended). This is a coming of age story that demonstrates the impact of true faith and deep friendship. The world created by Schoffstall is magnificent in its own right: filled with whimsy, terror, magic, and human suffering. But it is his characters populating this world that develops a level of believability that pulls the reader into the story. In that, Schoffstall’s Half-Witch is timeless, and certain to satisfy readers of fantasy and those who may not typically read this genre.
Through all the misery and obstacles that challenge Lizbet and Strix, there is an overarching feeling of hope in Half-Witch. Underlying the story’s events is a tenderness that comes through with Lizbet and Strix’s blossoming relationship. There are too many lines to quote; let it stand that Schoffstall gives the reader many heartfelt moments that elevate Half-Witch to the point of reason that makes readers enjoy fantasy: the sense of optimism that such novels foster in the reader. Lizbet and Strix’s acceptance of each other make that clear in touching, yet poignant dialogue that matches wit with sentiment.
Half-Witch is full of the things that make its world a fantasy worth venturing into: witches, goblins, magic, royals, and more. Moreover, it is full of genuine dialogue and emotion that will endear it to readers. I look forward to the day when my daughters are old enough to enjoy this whimsical tale of friendship, love, and overcoming adversity. While it’s sad to see a great story end, at least I know this one is at home on my bookshelf waiting to be enjoyed again. Half-Witch will thrall readers.
Mice rain in torrents during a time and place in the Holy Roman Empire, the result of an errant spell cast by amateur magician Gerhard, who had intended to summon a monsoon of gold. After Gerhard is clapped in jail, his fourteen-year-old daughter Lizbet pleads with the Margrave Hengest Wolftrow to free him. The Margrave, a hereditary prince who is also a bibliophile, hints he may do so if Lizbet crosses to the far side of the Montagnes du Monde to recover a stolen book filled with magic.
Lizbet, a believer in what she calls the Great Chain of Being, has a contentious relationship with God, whom she admires, but who promises much but delivers little. The novel’s running theological elements are treated with humor and a degree of skepticism.
Evading the Magisters of Children, Lizbet sets off for the mountains where, after being rescued from thugs, she encounters Strix, a saucy child witch who is made “…out of papers, dead leaves, cinnamon, twine and beans and shells…” In fact, letters and words can actually be read on Strix’s skin.
Despite their mutual animosity Lizbet and Strix join forces, riding on a homemade horse of wood and straw named Violette, encountering hair-raising adventures and improbable creatures, including goblins, sewer people, even a huge maggot with the face of a man. At one point, Lizbet’s right and left legs are reversed, and Strix loses an arm.
When they reach the stronghold of the Pope of Storms, who is composed of airs and vapors, they enter a cathedral of books, where they discover the blank pages of the book stolen from Margrave Hengest Wolftrow. But that’s not the end of the story.
With echoes of Tolkien, Richard Adams, and C.S. Lewis, humor, brilliant images, and unearthly characters populate page after page of this ingenious piece of work.
-- Don Swaim, author of Man With Two Faces
Schoffstall's style is clearly influenced by the '70s invasion of Douglas Adams and Monty Python as well as a dose of Neil Gaiman, but don't imagine for a moment that this novel is a tired retread of something completely different. It's a wild ride on a sawhorse stallion across the mountains between two worlds. Along the way, you'll gain a broadened vocabulary, find a deep appreciation for the true believer, and fight to catch your breath over the rich exploration of love, kindness, morality, and faith. His prose is just plain lovely when delving into the questions that drive Lizbet on her quest to save her father.
Buy this book. I shouldn't need to say it any more eloquently. It's an enjoyable, breathtaking read, and you will love every minute.
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*happy sigh*
Genuinely, though, I have no idea where or how I found this book. I can find no mention of it on my favourite book blogs, so presumably none of them recommended it to me. My friends have never heard of it. It appeared on none of the newsletters I subscribe to. Where did it come from? Did I just happen to stumble through the wardrobe while browsing Amazon and come upon it by pure chance? Did I wake up one morning with it already waiting for me on my ereader? Did the Pixie Queen descend from on high in her dolphin-drawn clamshell-carriage and present it to me, then wipe my memory?
I have no clue. And that air of mystery and subtle magic is perfect appropriate, because I'm not sure I've ever read anything so...so...
Words fail me.
In a lot of ways, Half-Witch reminds me of Catherynne Valente's The Girl Who Circumnavigated Fairyland in a Ship of Her Own Making, and if you've ever been subject to my impassioned 'do you have time to talk about our lady and saviour Catherynne M Valente???' rhapsody, you'll know that's high praise indeed. There's some stylistic differences - <i>Half-Witch</i> is written in third-person, <i>Girl</i> has an omniscient narrator talking directly to the reader, and Valente's September is far more like Strix than she is Lizbet, Half-Witch's main character - but in some fundamental ways they're very similar. They're both allegedly middle-grade books that are deep and clever and beautiful enough to gut-punch adults too (maybe even gut-punch adults harder than they do younger readers); they both follow young girls discovering they can be (or already are) far more than they thought they could be. They both read like fairytales for the modern age, capturing some elusive, ancient, indescribably mythopoeic quality while telling stories that are like nothing you've ever come across before. They're both pure magic.
But Half-Witch is darker. Not so dark that I wouldn't give it to my little sister - I plan on putting a copy in her hands the first chance I get - but dark enough that I might have hesitated to give it to her a few years ago. And - I think this is important - dark enough to be exactly what I needed right now.
I love Valente and I always will; I will never stop loving her Fairyland series. And it's not that her Fairyland doesn't have its own painful revelations too. But...Half-Witch is the book I needed right now. It's a fairytale for those of us who are tired and bruised inside and can't face, at the moment, the stories that sparkle and glitter. I don't know how to put this without sounding like Fairyland is anything but the rich and complex series it is. Fairyland is not fluffy. But it's too obviously bright and hopeful and full of wonder for me to take when I don't have the strength to believe in it. When I'm tired and hurting and can't figure out how to wash the cynicism from my eyes.
That's where Half-Witch comes in. Because it's not a depressing book. Not at all! But it is a story I could trust, and follow, and believe in, all the way through the darkness and out the other side. It's a story that, honestly, almost _tricks_ you into feeling hope again, believing in the world again. It's a story that acknowledges and doesn't flinch away from how unbelievably awful and terrifying things can be, how low you can fall, how hopeless everything can sometimes seem - and then shows you how to grit your teeth and snarl and fight your way back up, not with violence but with the sheer, teeth-bared determination to be _good_, and _do good_, and _make things right_. It's a story that reminds us that _goodness_ is not _bloodless_, but neither is it blood_thirsty_. It's a story about learning to be brave, and clever, and standing up for yourself and your friends; about being terrified beyond belief and Doing It Anyway.
It's also wickedly clever and subtly sneaky and full of references to or ideas pulled from older stories or myths, reworked in truly incredible ways. The worldbuilding is _freaking amazing_. It made me laugh far more than once; it made me gleeful; it had me glued to the pages and literally breathless multiple times. It's gross and beautiful and soft and sharp, part nightmare and part dream and all unputdown-able. It's the perfect, perfect, PERFECT fairytale-esque story the world needs at right this moment.
So I don't know how or where you found it, what path led you to this book (and this review). But it did not lead you wrong.





