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Hammerhead Ranch Motel (Serge Storms) Mass Market Paperback – May 29, 2001
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In his first book, Florida Roadkill, Dorsey introduced us to several characters who are still at large as his second story begins. Serge A. Storms is a spree killer and Florida history buff, still looking for the five million dollars that's stashed in the trunk of a Chrysler--unbeknownst to the driver--somewhere in the state. Johnny Vegas is a playboy who, because catastrophic events always seem to get in the way, has yet to lose his virginity. Also along for the zany ride is 90-year-old Mrs. Edna Ploomfield, who blows away a man delivering her flowers and chocolates; a DJ who changed his name legally to Boris the Hateful Piece of BLEEP so that he would not be BLEEPED on the air every time he used the name; and Safety Officer Chester "Porkchop" Dole who watches the monitors on the Sunshine Skyway Bridge. Along with a dancing Chihuahua who forecasts the weather, the Diaz Boys, Harvey Fiddlebottom, undercover cops, and a variety of oddballs, they will congregate in or around the seediest place never to have been shut down, the Hammerhead Ranch Motel on the Gulf of Mexico. There, they will play out their lunacy as Hurricane Rolando-berto bears down on them. This is a wonderful summertime read, relentlessly funny and impossible to put down. --Otto Penzler --This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.
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If you're a fan of any of the above, and especially of Hiaasen, then you'll like Dorsey too, especially this book. I rank this novel with the best of Hiaasen, and in fact it's probably the best thing I've read in the genre in some time.
I would recommend you read Florida Roadkill first, as some of the same characters appear also in Hammerhead Ranch, especially Serge, who I would also say is the most memorable character to come along since Skink in Hiaasen's books. As another reviewer here said, one can't help but wonder what would have happened if Skink had met Serge.
Florida Roadkill is also excellent, but Hammerhead Ranch is even better, but it's still worthwhile reading as it's sort of a prequel to Hammerhead Ranch. Not the least of its merits is that the character, Serge, is introduced in Florida Roadkill, and has a major role in both books.
There are many similarities between the two authors, perhaps not surprising since they write for neighboring newspapers in south Florida. If anything, Dorsey's books are even more darkly satirical than Hiaasen's, and I would also say his books are more violent too. There are lots of bad guys in his books, and very few good guys. The bad guys are always scamming, swindling, and otherwise preying on each other, and as there's no honor among thieves, the dead body count in a Dorsey book is pretty impressive by the time you reach the end.
To sum up, this is a very funny book, and the book's main idea is really great, so I'll describe it briefly here.Read more ›
Being a Tampa native, I was once again drawn in by Dorsey's descriptions the city and the surrounding areas. It's as if the AAA Travel Club rep shotgunned a six-pack of Surge before sitting down to write a travel guide. Completely enthralling and at times hysterical, I thought I was walking the streets of my hometown all over again.
Though it's not as completely off the charts of lunacy as "Florida Roadkill," it's still a frenetic, wildly entertaining read.
Bring on the next one!
These books are hysterical, full of competent and incompetent criminals, wacky retired people, drug sellers/seekers/users, tourists, snowbirds, charter fishermen, and hardscrabble natives. It is fun just to keep track of all the plot lines. While I have never been to Florida, I imagine that all that Florida heat and sunshine are sure to create some real-life truth behind Dorsey's plots and characterizations. What he does with them is very funny.
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This is the first book I've read in this series, and I was thoroughly entertained by the black comedy and grisly deaths of the bad guys. Read morePublished 2 days ago by Dennis S. Dickson
Right up there with Carl Hiiasen. Character subplots intertwine to make a very funny story mixing real and fictitious places, history and culture!Published 24 days ago by Ken Holmes
Not as good as the first book in the series. Serge Storms' idiosyncrasies have lost much of their charm.Published 1 month ago by KittyL
Not as good as his first book. The book needs some serious characters to interact with the lunatics. In this one, everyone's a lunatic. Read morePublished 1 month ago by Gotigers
Love him or not, Dorsey's Serge Storms is captivating - and a fun read!!Published 2 months ago by Stephen Reno
Tim Dorsey does to criminals what Carl Hiaasen does to polluters and corrupt politicians, however Dorsey is even more over the top. Read morePublished 2 months ago by Drew (@drewsant)
I do not like the nature of most of the characters. And I could not keep up with who was who. So I will not finish reading it.Published 2 months ago by Doris Conway