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Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics Explicit Lyrics

South Park (Related Recordings) South Park Various Artists Format: Audio CD

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Track Listings

1	Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo - Cowboy Timmy
2	Merry F**king Christmas - Mr. Garrison
3	O Holy Night - Eric Cartman
4	Dead, Dead, Dead - Juan Schwartz
5	Carol of the Bells - Mr. Mackey
6	The Lonely Jew On Christmas - Kyle Broflofski with Special Celebrity Guest
7	I Saw Three Ships - Shelley Marsh
8	It Happened In Sun Valley - Stan Marsh
9	O Tannenbaum - Adolf Hitler
10	Christmas Time In Hell - Satan
11	What the Hell Child Is This? - Chef
12	Santa Claus Is On His Way - Mr. Hankey
13	Swiss Colony Beef Log - Eric Cartman
14	Hark the Herald Angels Sing - South Park Children's Choir
15	Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel - The Broflofskis, with Eric Cartman and Stan Marsh
16	The Most Offensive Song Ever - Mr. Hankey
17	We Three Kings - Mr. Ose
18	Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas - Mr. Hankey with Stan, Kyle and Cartman

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Media Type: CD
Artist: MR. HANKEY'S SOUTH PARK CHR
Title: MR. HANKEY'S SOUTH PARK CHRIST
Street Release Date: 10/01/2000
Domestic
Genre: SOUNDTRACK COLLECTIONS

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Those degenerate cousins of Beavis and Butt-head have issued a predictable hash of 18 X-rated holiday songs for fans only. Rude, crude, outrageous outhouse humor certain to offend anyone who doesn't know South Park from the North Pole, these bellicose brats lambaste Hindus, Shintoists, and those of other faiths for not celebrating Christmas and remind us all that we'll one day be "Dead Dead Dead" (so enjoy each and every Christmas!). In between scattered bits of genuine holiday snippets, there's poop fixations ("Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo"), Jewish obsessions ("The Lonely Jew at Christmas" and "Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel"), "The Most Offensive Song Ever" (the Mary and Joseph story told, in part), and the sexual entendres of "What the Hell Child Is This?" Funny stuff? Maybe only if you tune in regularly and know that they frequently kill Kenny. And that's a big maybe. --Martin Keller

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Is Discontinued By Manufacturer ‏ : ‎ No
Language ‏ : ‎ English
Product Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 5.62 x 4.92 x 0.33 inches; 3.84 ounces
Manufacturer ‏ : ‎ Columbia / American Recordings
Original Release Date ‏ : ‎ 1999
Run time ‏ : ‎ 37 minutes
Date First Available ‏ : ‎ December 7, 2006
Label ‏ : ‎ Columbia / American Recordings
ASIN ‏ : ‎ B000034DII
Number of discs ‏ : ‎ 1

Best Sellers Rank: #97,393 in CDs & Vinyl (See Top 100 in CDs & Vinyl)
- #262 in TV Soundtracks
- #43,194 in Pop (CDs & Vinyl)

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Just what I ordered. Good shape when it got here.

Reviewed in the United States on April 1, 2024

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Just what I wanted came wrapped good so it was safe.

Great for any southpark fan

Reviewed in the United States on January 28, 2024

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I love southpark, and this is the perfect album to have for the holiday season

Awesome record!

Reviewed in the United States on January 4, 2024

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Great price, fast shipping! My son loves it.

Reviewed in the United States on December 17, 2023

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Arrived in a great packaging, sounds great and very nice.

Reviewed in the United States on October 13, 2021

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I love South Park, the music is great. The cd was in great condition. The package wasn’t destroyed or the jewel case cracked, if that matters to you maybe just get the mp3.

Kudos to the creators of South Park from their oldest fan...

Reviewed in the United States on December 21, 1999

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This album is wonderfully arranged, beautifully performed, hysterically funny, and sick, sick, sick. It is a must for anyone who is offended by the arrogance of Christianity, amused by bathroom humor, and tickled by (purposefully) overwrought, emotional production numbers.
I am a 45 year old woman, obviously not part of the South Park target audience, and am convinced the show, and its creators, get better every with every new project.
I nearly wrecked the car laughing while driving to work and hearing "Swiss Colony Beef Log" for the first time (surely a Michael Bolton-esque performance if ever there was one). God bless Cartman for his self-involvement (who cannot love a little boy who thanks Jesus for being born so that he could receive presents and pie?) Kudos, too, to the Most Offensive Song Ever Written (some of which I've managed to decipher, to my delight).
Great job, Matt and Trey! You're doing terrific work. Seriously.

15 people found this helpful

Reviewed in the United States on May 18, 2009

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I love this CD. Not only does it keep me in the Xmas spirit year-round, but it comes with a challenge- try to figure out what Kenny is saying in his "most offensive" duet with Mr. Hanky. I finally had to give up and locate the lyrics online- it's very nasty. But funny! The CD is only marred, in my opinion, by the inclusion of some padding. And it really should have included the Jesus/Santa duet, which is a real blast. But all in all, it's a real pleasure to listen to. And after all, what says "Xmas spirit" more than a singing piece of poo?

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Reviewed in the United States on April 5, 2014

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This is an excellent soundtrack collection of all of the best South Park Christmas carols out there. All of the songs are uncensored as well, which I like. As with the other soundtracks, there are new ones on here by the characters such as "What the Hell Child is This?" by Chef, and "Hark the Herald Angels Sing" by the South Park kids. I like Kyle's "Lonely Jew on Christmas" song on this CD, even though it's slightly different than the version heard on the show.

This is a really great soundtrack and I have listened to it several times now. Get it now if you like Christmas songs or South Park!

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Joanne M

Gift for my Brother - He loved it.

Reviewed in Canada on January 14, 2022

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My brother laughed his butt off with the record. He loved it!

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Reviewed in France on March 19, 2023

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Dirty Joe Dirt

Smells like Flowers⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Reviewed in Australia on May 20, 2020

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Howdee ho, join Mr Hankey and push a few of these hilarious tracks out in your neighbourhood or wherever you may be. Enjoy Christmas all year round with your very own copy of Mr.Hankey’s Christmas Classics; all your favourites are here and I’m sure a few you haven’t heard either. Well worth the coin, just for the cover insert alone. Join in with the boys on all these Super Best Friends tracks. I believe I payed around fifty AUD$ for this from a third party seller, yes expensive, but unique just like each one we make; ah, the spice.
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Very Satisfied Repeat Australian Amazon Customer ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

よいこフジヤマ

歌詞とメロディのギャップがたまりません。

Reviewed in Japan on March 18, 2020

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まさかそんなこと歌ってるなんて、な歌詞と、素敵なアレンジ、ハーモニー、思わずウキウキワクワクなメロディのめちゃくちゃなギャップがたまらない。ケニーとハンキーのデュエット、大好き。

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DaveandJoe

a xmas treat

Reviewed in the United Kingdom on December 24, 2013

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A tonic for all those bored by the same Christmas songs year after year. Puerile and offensive. 5 Stars!!!! Now if I can only produce my own Mr Hankey before Xmas.

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