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Crap Happens ... Wallowing Is Optional by [Keiger, Cindy]
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Cindy Keiger's Crap Happens...Wallowing Is Optional is made up of thirty-three short stories that are funny and show Keiger's way of thinking. Her personality shines through her words on each page as she shares the positive and negatives sides about living and working on a dairy farm.... It made me long to live on a farm, just not a dairy farm. --Readers' Favorite

"... the more you read, the more you want to read." --Yadkin Valley Living"

I read the book in a day and a half and was sorry it ended." --Foothills Times"

While Cindy was focused on the external, God was doing some housekeeping of His own on her heart ... and teaching her that humor is its own brand of medicine." --Forsyth Woman
Cindy Keiger's Crap Happens ... Wallowing Is Optional is filled with crap (the cow kind) and inspirational words. In this book, Keiger tells how she left a big city to move to a dairy farm. Keiger also talks about how her life has changed since living on the dairy farm, and what has happened to her since living there.

Crap Happens ... Wallowing Is Optional is not only filled with humorous stories about Keiger's life on a dairy farm, but it is also filled with words of wisdom and inspirational quotes. The book is made up of thirty-three short stories that are funny and show Keiger's way of thinking. As Keiger says, "It's all about your attitude, the focus of your thoughts and hearts." Keiger is a positive, upbeat person who sees the good in every situation. Her personality shines through her words on each page as she shares the positive and negatives sides about living and working on a dairy farm. The negative side is mostly filled with crap, but the positive side will make you have a new outlook on things in your own life.

I loved reading about Keiger's experiences on the dairy farm. I too would make sure that every animal had a name if I lived there. I also liked that Keiger explained how to milk a cow. I never knew there were so many steps to doing it! It is also very clear how much Keiger loves her husband, Weldon. I really enjoyed this book. It made me long to live on a farm, just not a dairy farm.

About the Author

Originally from Minnesota, Cindy Keiger moved to North Carolina more than twenty years ago and has been working on her southern accent ever since. Living in Haiti and participating in various mission trips over the years were good preparation for life on a dairy farm. Reading and writing are two of Cindy's favorite pastimes. Her words, whether spoken or written, are a source of encouragement, wisdom, and humor.

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  • File Size: 643 KB
  • Print Length: 144 pages
  • Publisher: MarAnKa Books; 1 edition (November 26, 2015)
  • Publication Date: November 26, 2015
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services LLC
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B018L5DJEY
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Enhanced Typesetting: Enabled
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #1,307,924 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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