Harlow C. Fallon is a twenty-year-old, barefoot, sun-drenched flower child from the seventies, trapped inside the body of a fat, old woman with bad knees. Send help.
Meanwhile, until she finds that emergency escape hatch, Harlow stays busy channeling her frustrations into writing and reading. The imaginary worlds of science fiction and fantasy are her genres of choice, and provide a diversion from her current predicament.
She's a bit of a cat lady too, and likes other people's dogs.