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When New York Times bestselling author and comedian Jim Norton isn't paying for massages with happy endings, or pretending to be fooled by transsexuals he picks up, he spends his time wondering what certain people would look like on fire...

What do Heather Mills, the Reverend Al Sharpton, and Dr. Phil have in common? Jim Norton hates their guts. And he probably hates yours, too, especially if you're a New York Yankee, Starbucks employee, or Steve Martin.

In thirty-five hilarious essays, New York Times bestselling author and comedian Jim Norton spews bile on the people he loathes. Enjoy his blistering attacks on Derek Jeter, Hillary Clinton, fatso Al Roker, and mush-mouthed Jesse Jackson. It's utterly hilarious -- and utterly relatable if you've ever bitten a stranger's face or thrown a bottle through the TV screen while watching the news.

But don't think Jim just dishes loads of shit on his self-proclaimed enemies; he is equally atrocious to himself. He savages himself for his humiliating days as a white homeboy, his balletlike spins in the outfield during a little league game, and his embarrassingly botched attempt at a celebrity shout-out while taping his new HBO stand-up series.

Uncomfortably honest, I Hate Your Guts is probably the best example of emotional vomiting you'll ever read. But there is hope; at the end of each essay, Jim generously offers helpful suggestions as to how the offender can make things right again: Eliot Spitzer: If you run for re-election, instead of shaking hands with voters, let them smell your fingers.

Reverend Al Sharpton: The next time you feel the need to protest, do so dressed as an elk in Ted Nugent's backyard.

Hillary Clinton: When you absolutely must make a point of laughing publicly, don't fake it. Just think of something that genuinely makes you laugh, like lowering taxes or any random male having his penis cut off.

For the legions of devoted fans who know Jim Norton for his raw, sometimes brutal comedy, I Hate Your Guts is what you've been waiting for. But even more important -- it's a great book to read while taking a shit.

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November 4, 2008
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Jim Norton is an official member of CBS and XM satellite radio's Opie and Anthony Show and is best known for his extremely raunchy brand of humor. He was a regular on both seasons of Comedy Central's Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn, played the caustic Rich on HBO's Lucky Louie, and has starred in his own HBO comedy specials. He has also cohosted the AVN awards twice, and performed his stand-up all over the country, including on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and Late Night with David Letterman, and lives in New York City.

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Jim Norton is an official member of CBS and XM satellite radio's Opie and Anthony Show and is best known for his extremely raunchy brand of humor. He was a regular on both seasons of Comedy Central's Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn, played the caustic Rich on HBO's Lucky Louie, and has starred in his own HBO comedy specials. He has also cohosted the AVN awards twice, and performed his stand-up all over the country, including on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and Late Night with David Letterman, and lives in New York City.

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Randall New

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Reviewed in the United States on June 29, 2014

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First of all I'm a huge fan of the Opie & Anthony XM satellite radio show where I discovered a talented young man named Li'l Jimmy Norton. A multi-character on the radio, he is brutally honest in his opinions - with brutal being the key word. Whether you agree or not you have to admit he is on top of most topics and has an opinion he can and will back up regardless of what the rest of the world thinks. He is also a raging sex addict but he doesn't hide it, he relishes in it. His observations on people and the world are strong and generally on target whether you like it or not. The book was a nice read though it did not adequately reveal enough about himself. Nevermind, read it for yourself but better yet, listen to his podcasts and/or the radio show. If you are thin-skinned and politically correct then ignore everything I've written and forget who this man is. He will hurt your feelings.

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Reviewed in the United States on January 17, 2018

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Dirty, filthy charming. Norton takes off the gloves and calls a spade a spade. He even picks on some white people too. Who knew even Derek Jeter was a tool like the rest of us. The Yankee chapter notwithstanding, there plenty of laugh out loud funny here. Demons, be gone.

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Hilarious & Insightful

Reviewed in the United States on February 14, 2014

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I was super excited when I found this book on my doorstep after a week of waiting. I read it in a day and a half, and I couldn't put it down. The Heather Mills chapter is amazing, but everything in the book is so funny. Line after line of genius, fantastic word play and it's just pure platinum. I was so sad when it was over. I must have seemed like a complete lunatic laughing on the subway and in Starbucks, but I couldn't keep the laughter in.

Reviewed in the United States on December 1, 2008

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This book, while a hilarious follow-up to Happy Endings, stands on its own as a well-written and humorous compendium of anecdotes. The bullet-pointed summaries at the end of each chapter highlight the salient points. You'll loff---n-n-n-n-no, you'll loff and cry at Jimmy's brutal honesty as he recounts his illustrious Little League career. Meet someone new: The obscure Maxwell. See crystal clear photos of rock gods Black Sabbath and other celebrities and sports idols. A must-read!

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Maria Guillemette

Rude, like I like it.

Reviewed in the United States on December 27, 2014

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I like Norton, finding him rude and enjoyable. He is a bit predictable but also endearing. If you like him, spend the money and add it to your collection.

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If I were a tranny, I would love this guy!!!

Reviewed in the United States on December 24, 2012

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Jim Norton's comedy is as unique as his taste in, umm, women(?). I enjoy his books, I enjoy his shows and I enjoy the radio show (Opie and Anthony). Thank you little Jimmy, Uncle Paul Hargus, Chip Chipperson, etc.

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Limor Garfinkle

Brilliantly gutsy and funny

Reviewed in the United States on March 29, 2016

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All the things you wished you could say, but didn't have the guts to do so. Straight from the brilliant mind of hilarious Jim Norton, nothing is left unsaid. You will be laughing out loud while reading.

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Laugh-out-loud funny!

Reviewed in the United States on June 22, 2010

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One of the funniest books I've read! Nothing's sacred as Norton takes aim at some of the most obviously (and a few surprisingly) annoying people, even himself. It's obscene, nasty, and hilarious! Highly recommended.

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M. Emerson

Hate was never so lovely

Reviewed in the United Kingdom on May 19, 2013

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Certain names and details may be lost on a limey like myself but the zest with which Norton writes is truly international. If you're unaware of his style of humour I'd suggest you hit youtube first instead of being shocked by the humour and embarrassing yourself by whining about it in a review.

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Reviewed in the United Kingdom on November 28, 2014

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Funny, Dark, good read. Jim Norton's a silly goose.

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Johnny Komatsu

Drop everything, read this book!

Reviewed in Australia on August 18, 2018

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Made the mistake of taking this book to my local pub to read over lunch.
Big mistake, two hands are required to eat, I had a choice to make?
Eat, or keep reading a book so honestly foul and disgusting frank one can't stop.
Mental note to self, eat first.
Thanks Jim.

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