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This New York Times bestselling author may hate your guts, but you’ll be laughing too hard to care in this blisteringly funny collection.

What do Steve Martin, The Reverend Al Sharpton, and Dr. Phil have in common? Jim Norton hates their guts. In his deviant pseudo-memoir Happy Endings, Norton delivered his uncensored and controversial brand of humor on everything from his affinity for hookers to his romantic woes. Now, he unflinchingly spews his thoughts on everyone from the bully he despises from high school, to Hillary Clinton and Al Sharpton.

Offensive, brutally honest, and most important, sidesplittingly hilarious, I Hate Your Guts features 35 essays showcasing the candid, outrageous brand of dirty comedy that has earned him legions of devoted fans both on the radio and on the road.
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    August 11, 2009
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    5.31 x 0.5 x 8.25 inches
  5. ISBN-10
    1416587861
  6. ISBN-13
    978-1416587866
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Customers find the book funny and enjoyable. They appreciate the author's honesty, describing it as insightful and provocative. Readers praise the writing style as well-written with fantastic wordplay. They describe the author as an incredible comedian and smart.

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26 customers mention "Humor"24 positive2 negative

Customers enjoy the book's humor. They find it funny and engaging, with the author's ability to make people laugh while making them uncomfortable at the same time. The book provides a glimpse into the psyche of comedian Jim Norton. While predictable, some readers find it charming and endearing.

"...The Heather Mills chapter is amazing, but everything in the book is so funny...." Read more

"...It's also as funny as it gets. So loosen your chastity belt and enyoy a good chuckle...." Read more

"This book, while a hilarious follow-up to Happy Endings, stands on its own as a well-written and humorous compendium of anecdotes...." Read more

"Dirty, filthy charming. Norton takes off the gloves and calls a spade a spade. He even picks on some white people too...." Read more

16 customers mention "Readability"16 positive0 negative

Customers enjoy the book. They find it funny and engaging. Readers enjoy the author's writing style and say they could not stop reading it.

"...The Heather Mills chapter is amazing, but everything in the book is so funny...." Read more

"...The book was a nice read though it did not adequately reveal enough about himself...." Read more

"I like Norton, finding him rude and enjoyable. He is a bit predictable but also endearing...." Read more

"...best book ever...congrats, jimmy)" Read more

11 customers mention "Honesty"11 positive0 negative

Customers find the book honest and insightful. They appreciate the author's strong observations on people and the world. The book is described as humorous, provocative, and interesting.

"...Line after line of genius, fantastic word play and it's just pure platinum. I was so sad when it was over...." Read more

"...A multi-character on the radio, he is brutally honest in his opinions - with brutal being the key word...." Read more

"Dirty, filthy charming. Norton takes off the gloves and calls a spade a spade. He even picks on some white people too...." Read more

"...It is quite funny and I like to think educational...." Read more

6 customers mention "Writing style"6 positive0 negative

Customers enjoy the writing style. They find it well-written with clever wordplay and praise the author's stand-up performance.

"...Line after line of genius, fantastic word play and it's just pure platinum. I was so sad when it was over...." Read more

"...a hilarious follow-up to Happy Endings, stands on its own as a well-written and humorous compendium of anecdotes...." Read more

"...book again hitting the NYT best seller list, shows he is also a first class writer...." Read more

"Little Jimmy Norton can use big words . But not to many . He hits the nail on the head (Tee Hee)...." Read more

4 customers mention "Comedy talent"4 positive0 negative

Customers enjoy the author's comedy talent. They appreciate his books, shows, and radio show.

"I love Jim Norton and think he is one of the best comedian's around. This book does what the rest of America needs to do, speak the darn truth...." Read more

"...I enjoy his books, I enjoy his shows and I enjoy the radio show (Opie and Anthony). Thank you little Jimmy, Uncle Paul Hargus, Chip Chipperson, etc." Read more

"...laughed out loud, not for the faint of heart but Jim is an incredible Comedian and very smart...." Read more

"lil jimmy norton is awesome. he is a true american hero who understands how americans think." Read more

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  • Lia Parisyan
    5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious & Insightful
    Reviewed in the United States on February 14, 2014
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    I was super excited when I found this book on my doorstep after a week of waiting. I read it in a day and a half, and I couldn't put it down. The Heather Mills chapter is amazing, but everything in the book is so funny. Line after line of genius, fantastic word play and it's just pure platinum. I was so sad when it was over. I must have seemed like a complete lunatic laughing on the subway and in Starbucks, but I couldn't keep the laughter in.
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  • K. R. S.
    5.0 out of 5 stars If you're reading this, it's not for you
    Reviewed in the United States on October 22, 2008
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    Like his previous book "Happy Endings", you need to be comfortable in your own skin before reading this book. It's brutal, honest in it's prespective and hard to handle for the un-initiated. It's also as funny as it gets. So loosen your chastity belt and enyoy a good chuckle. Sure, its not quite out yet, but while standing in a shopping bag in a bookstore restroom, I managed to convince a hairless young chap to give a copy in advance. Norton rules, go eat a bullet.
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  • Michelle A. Burgess
    5.0 out of 5 stars OMG! LOL! ROTFLMAO!
    Reviewed in the United States on December 1, 2008
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    This book, while a hilarious follow-up to Happy Endings, stands on its own as a well-written and humorous compendium of anecdotes. The bullet-pointed summaries at the end of each chapter highlight the salient points. You'll loff---n-n-n-n-no, you'll loff and cry at Jimmy's brutal honesty as he recounts his illustrious Little League career. Meet someone new: The obscure Maxwell. See crystal clear photos of rock gods Black Sabbath and other celebrities and sports idols. A must-read!
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  • Randall New
    4.0 out of 5 stars Big fan!
    Reviewed in the United States on June 29, 2014
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    First of all I'm a huge fan of the Opie & Anthony XM satellite radio show where I discovered a talented young man named Li'l Jimmy Norton. A multi-character on the radio, he is brutally honest in his opinions - with brutal being the key word. Whether you agree or not you have to admit he is on top of most topics and has an opinion he can and will back up regardless of what the rest of the world thinks. He is also a raging sex addict but he doesn't hide it, he relishes in it. His observations on people and the world are strong and generally on target whether you like it or not. The book was a nice read though it did not adequately reveal enough about himself. Nevermind, read it for yourself but better yet, listen to his podcasts and/or the radio show. If you are thin-skinned and politically correct then ignore everything I've written and forget who this man is. He will hurt your feelings.
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  • Crazy Feline
    5.0 out of 5 stars Laugh Out Loud Funny
    Reviewed in the United States on January 17, 2018
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    Dirty, filthy charming. Norton takes off the gloves and calls a spade a spade. He even picks on some white people too. Who knew even Derek Jeter was a tool like the rest of us. The Yankee chapter notwithstanding, there plenty of laugh out loud funny here. Demons, be gone.
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  • Gwarpig
    5.0 out of 5 stars I bought mine at Ted's Porn and Paperback Emporium
    Reviewed in the United States on November 3, 2008
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    This book was recommended to me by Paul R. Nelson and I gotta say it's got more laughs than a Pat Battle broadcast has Negroes robbing convenience stores! Every page is a rip roarin' frunkosity of meaty breasted goodness. Plus the pages can later be used to soak up NicoLeaky spills if so required.
    I give this book five stars...one for each year Lil' Yimmy was named Sweetest Boy in School.

    Readers of "I Hate Your Guts" should also check out "Mein Kampf Pt.2" by Adolf Cumia. Hilarious...but not as funny as Schindler's List.

    Ron and Fez noon til three
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  • Saikotic
    5.0 out of 5 stars DO THE BIT
    Reviewed in the United States on November 12, 2008
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    This book is simply NAAHT FUNNY. It's HILARIOUS. I skipped right to the MAXWELL part as I am the fool who originally "took down" his myspace page. I laughed damned hard... how often do you do that when READING? Maxwell, it's time to cry "AND PUNT MY CAREER" you silly sod. I want to invent the time machine so that I can go back and hand Maxwell's mother a pamphlet on abortion.
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  • Derick Scott Blankenship
    5.0 out of 5 stars Funny.
    Reviewed in the United States on April 16, 2022
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    Very funny
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  • Owen Roberts
    5.0 out of 5 stars Hi
    Reviewed in Canada on July 10, 2021
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    Is refreshing
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    10 more words…!? Wtf is this a book report, an I back in school
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  • Johnny Komatsu
    5.0 out of 5 stars Drop everything, read this book!
    Reviewed in Australia on August 18, 2018
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    Made the mistake of taking this book to my local pub to read over lunch.
    Big mistake, two hands are required to eat, I had a choice to make?
    Eat, or keep reading a book so honestly foul and disgusting frank one can't stop.
    Mental note to self, eat first.
    Thanks Jim.
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    Johnny Komatsu
    5.0 out of 5 stars Drop everything, read this book!
    Reviewed in Australia on August 18, 2018
    Made the mistake of taking this book to my local pub to read over lunch.
    Big mistake, two hands are required to eat, I had a choice to make?
    Eat, or keep reading a book so honestly foul and disgusting frank one can't stop.
    Mental note to self, eat first.
    Thanks Jim.
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  • M. Emerson
    5.0 out of 5 stars Hate was never so lovely
    Reviewed in the United Kingdom on May 19, 2013
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    Certain names and details may be lost on a limey like myself but the zest with which Norton writes is truly international. If you're unaware of his style of humour I'd suggest you hit youtube first instead of being shocked by the humour and embarrassing yourself by whining about it in a review.
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  • Mr S Bickel
    5.0 out of 5 stars Fantastic
    Reviewed in the United Kingdom on March 4, 2018
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  • patrick
    5.0 out of 5 stars Good read
    Reviewed in the United Kingdom on November 28, 2014
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    Funny, Dark, good read. Jim Norton's a silly goose.
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